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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:51 AM
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 01:21 PM
Don't show me your boobs; mine are probably bigger anyways.
The Tree of Knowledge has been plucked bare, and the War Pigs are gorging on a feast of its fruits. In their ravenous gluttony, they swallow it all and shit out the seeds, sowing a garden of horrors that we -- all of us -- shall reap. No sacred secret is spared; not the forces of nature, not the human mind, not the fundamental stuff of life, nor the building blocks of the universe itself. There is no territory the sinister technologists refuse to explore in their quest for Maximum Pain. Their lust for death is so strong, they've even begun creating a robotic army to extend their grim work through the twilight of our species, and beyond.
Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.
Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 03:10 PM
Don't know what's funnier about this, the fact that this Jew is naming his cuckspring "Jose" or that he is trying to give it his wife's dad's name (cucked by your own in-laws):
Well it's very problematic for you to tell me to check the ignore box.
Well it's very problematic for you to tell me to check the ignore box.
#1104
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 03:26 PM
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 04:53 PM
Right now, a white government IT worker is getting fired. You know that's what this was all about.
"WHILE I WAS SUBMITTING THE GOVERNMENT APPLICATION FORM FOR TURNING OVER MY CHILD TO THE STATE AS CHATTEL PROPERTY, I WAS TRIGGERED BY THE WARNINGS ON YOUR WEBSITE THAT REMIND ME THAT MY LIFE IS JUST ONE FORMULAIC SITCOM EPISODE AFTER ANOTHER! TWINKLE STATUS: DOWN!"
"WHILE I WAS SUBMITTING THE GOVERNMENT APPLICATION FORM FOR TURNING OVER MY CHILD TO THE STATE AS CHATTEL PROPERTY, I WAS TRIGGERED BY THE WARNINGS ON YOUR WEBSITE THAT REMIND ME THAT MY LIFE IS JUST ONE FORMULAIC SITCOM EPISODE AFTER ANOTHER! TWINKLE STATUS: DOWN!"
Edited by That One Guy, 11 March 2015 - 04:58 PM.
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"Chick-fil-A made no such concessions, and we remain true to who we are and who we have been," "There continues to be erroneous implications in the media that Chick-fil-A changed our practices and priorities in order to obtain permission for a new restaurant in Chicago. That is incorrect."
"Chick-fil-A made no such concessions, and we remain true to who we are and who we have been," "There continues to be erroneous implications in the media that Chick-fil-A changed our practices and priorities in order to obtain permission for a new restaurant in Chicago. That is incorrect."
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 04:53 PM
by the way, it doesn't occur to this zero-testosterone manlet that the reason for the warning message is that people routinely fill out the names wrong (particularly if they have a two digit IQ)
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Posted 11 March 2015 - 06:27 PM
"Don't know what's funnier about this, the fact that this Jew is naming his cuckspring "Jose" or that he is trying to give it his wife's dad's name (cucked by your own in-laws)"
Jose. No question.
Jose. No question.
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Posted 12 March 2015 - 08:14 AM
Did he forget to type the accent in José, or is that also about making some kind of statement?
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Let's get this shoah on the road!
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Posted 12 March 2015 - 10:43 AM
Jews are changing their names to fit into the prevailing culture again.
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Posted 12 March 2015 - 11:18 AM
My name ees Jose Jimenez-stein
The Tree of Knowledge has been plucked bare, and the War Pigs are gorging on a feast of its fruits. In their ravenous gluttony, they swallow it all and shit out the seeds, sowing a garden of horrors that we -- all of us -- shall reap. No sacred secret is spared; not the forces of nature, not the human mind, not the fundamental stuff of life, nor the building blocks of the universe itself. There is no territory the sinister technologists refuse to explore in their quest for Maximum Pain. Their lust for death is so strong, they've even begun creating a robotic army to extend their grim work through the twilight of our species, and beyond.
Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.
Imagine it. Metallic security guards, propelled by deathless power cells, crunching and gliding over a rotting graveyard planet. I can think of no more fitting legacy.
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Posted 22 March 2015 - 12:30 PM
http://faithtap.com/...ake-it-off/?v=1
The kid is adorable. Sad to think that her parents are going to split up in a few years because mom gets tired of coming home to her WACKYZANY feminized house-husband who she can barely look in the eye, much less get aroused by in bed, and decides to start sleeping with one of her more masculine co-workers.
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Mom Leaves – And What These Two Did Had Her Laughing For Hours. - This dad knows how to make memories and have a good time while doing it. With his wife at work, he and his daughter film an epic dance to Taylor Swift’s "Shake It Off" that leaves us all with a giant smile watching them. What a blessed little girl to have such a fun and loving dad. Dads make such a difference in the lives of children – keep up the good work!
The kid is adorable. Sad to think that her parents are going to split up in a few years because mom gets tired of coming home to her WACKYZANY feminized house-husband who she can barely look in the eye, much less get aroused by in bed, and decides to start sleeping with one of her more masculine co-workers.
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Posted 22 March 2015 - 02:24 PM
Plan 888 From Outer Space, on 11 March 2015 - 01:51 AM, said:
I'M f**kING HOW ABOUT YOU PUT SOME CONSIDERATION AND SENSITIVITY INTO YOUR MIND, YOU NON-TIT-SEEING, CISHETWHITE OPPRESSOR! I THOUGHT WE'D COME SO FAR...
Edited by Shrill Kiners, 22 March 2015 - 02:25 PM.
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Posted 23 March 2015 - 01:02 PM
https://github.com/l...y/DICSS/pull/16
Stupid wordplay => halp, I'm being oppressed.
Stupid wordplay => halp, I'm being oppressed.
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This stuff got me the most riled up. The idea that dicks can be put wherever the person with the dick wants is off-putting and perpetuates rape culture. Some of advances may be unwanted and that would be sexual assault if they occurred. It is not up to YOU where to put it.
Strong male-focus in language with disregard for safety. I’m aware of the Is it safe? section above, but this seems to undermine that:
Does DICSS work with LaTeX?
Yes, but it takes longer.
Ultimately, this is not just a dick joke but a dick joke clearly written by a man with no empathy towards women. Additionally, tech culture has a big problem of bro-culture driving away some incredibly talented women. Dick jokes in general, while we may enjoy the good ones in our private lives, can make many talented people in our community uncomfortable. You will definitely find others who accept your humor but please realize that the community is bigger than that and these jokes actively undermine them.
Strong male-focus in language with disregard for safety. I’m aware of the Is it safe? section above, but this seems to undermine that:
Does DICSS work with LaTeX?
Yes, but it takes longer.
Ultimately, this is not just a dick joke but a dick joke clearly written by a man with no empathy towards women. Additionally, tech culture has a big problem of bro-culture driving away some incredibly talented women. Dick jokes in general, while we may enjoy the good ones in our private lives, can make many talented people in our community uncomfortable. You will definitely find others who accept your humor but please realize that the community is bigger than that and these jokes actively undermine them.
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Posted 23 March 2015 - 04:37 PM
"driving away some incredibly talented women"
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Posted 25 March 2015 - 04:28 PM
Idris Elba is being considered for Star Trek 3: The Search for Cuck.
or even both Smiths! (Will and Jayden)
Micheal Wade said:
I was thinking the SAME thing! WHY IS THIS MAN TALENTS being wasted on acting roles like this? He doesnt make a Great villian anymore,;not after showing the talent he has on other movies! This part in my opinion is beneath him and he hss earn the right to be a leading man! Oh by the way! Im White and just think this actor wld be one of the Great Actors like Lewis, Or Denzel or even both Roberts if given the chance! If I were him, I wld turn this part down!!
or even both Smiths! (Will and Jayden)
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Posted 25 March 2015 - 04:30 PM
Cool that he recognizes the greatness of Emmanuel Lewis's acting though.
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Posted 25 March 2015 - 04:54 PM
I hate that f****t Idris Elba. He can't f**king act for s**t, only give his boring, dull ass look to the camera in every role he's in.
It's cool that Liam Gallagher alpha'd him:
You can't beat an English working-class kid from Manchester Idris, sorry.
It's cool that Liam Gallagher alpha'd him:
You can't beat an English working-class kid from Manchester Idris, sorry.
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Posted 25 March 2015 - 04:56 PM
Conflict, on 25 March 2015 - 04:54 PM, said:
I hate that f****t Idris Elba. He can't f**king act for s**t, only give his boring, dull ass look to the camera in every role he's in.
It's cool that Liam Gallagher alpha'd him:
You can't beat an English working-class kid from Manchester Idris, sorry.
It's cool that Liam Gallagher alpha'd him:
You can't beat an English working-class kid from Manchester Idris, sorry.
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 12:08 PM
In this exhibit are lined up the usual weak whyte suspects for nerd degeneracy and sweaty stammering orgasms in furry cuddle-pits
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 02:20 PM
PLEASUREMAN, on 25 March 2015 - 04:28 PM, said:
Idris Elba is being considered for Star Trek 3: The Search for Cuck.
or even both Smiths! (Will and Jayden)
Micheal Wade said:
I was thinking the SAME thing! WHY IS THIS MAN TALENTS being wasted on acting roles like this? He doesnt make a Great villian anymore,;not after showing the talent he has on other movies! This part in my opinion is beneath him and he hss earn the right to be a leading man! Oh by the way! Im White and just think this actor wld be one of the Great Actors like Lewis, Or Denzel or even both Roberts if given the chance! If I were him, I wld turn this part down!!
or even both Smiths! (Will and Jayden)
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