There were tears.

"Truly, I didn’t know a book could have that effect on me viscerally."

It was pretty gory.

Don't burn it down — redecorate.

Meanwhile, Tomorrowland continues its depressing performance.

“If Tokyo is the land of the herbivore man, Buenos Aires might be the home of the carnivorous-eating douche monster.”

"It starts like major surgery and then it ends up being cosmetic surgery."

Which is why he had them bite the kids in The Kingdom Keepers.

"When you kill a character, you never kill one that everybody wants dead."

Featuring special guest Paul Rudd.

She subsisted on apples and protein shakes.

"It's dynamite."

The power ballad is called "What This World is Coming To."

This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherf*cker.

And where they're headed in season two.

"[It was] great to play, but horrific."

You can’t hurt his feelings — he has none.