Jared Smith


Code and convection.

Charleston, SC
Joined October 2007

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  1. retweeted

    Neighborhood kids are outside laughing, running, and playing water tag with squirt guns. Have they not heard of the INTERNET?

  2. “Now this is a nice rainstorm.” — Guy whose car is not parked in a flood-prone area downtown

  3. She put her Ronda floor.

  4. The fact that I keep seeing ads for terrible t-shirts targeted toward my Facebook interests suggests people have actually bought them.

  5. I apologize to everyone for this completely useless bot tweet. Working on it, promise.

  6. New favorite thing:

  7. "Well, that escalated quickly." -- Maintenance technician commenting on improvements to a moving staircase

  8. Blue Screen of Dumb.

  9. El Capitan Public Beta 3 restores the ability to add UTC to the World Clock. This weather geek is relieved.

  10. retweeted

    Something happened Something happened

  11. While we are sharing our Twitter mobile experiments...no hearts, but some ugly huge icons on the weather account.

  12. Hope there is a new El Capitan public beta today. Beta 2 is making me want to pull the trigger on my Time Machine backup again.

  13. "Please bare with us." -- Homophone-challenged nudists

  14. "We been spendin' most our lives Living in a ten-pin paradise" -- Gangsta's Paradise, Super-Funky Alley Remix

  15. Filing bugs against El Capitan on this very rowdy Saturday night.

  16. I guess I have to disavow the first two and a half years of my Twitter feed, which is littered with Thunder in Paradise references.

  17. retweeted

    "Mick Fanning is no hero. I like people who weren't attacked by sharks." -Australian Donald Trump

  18. And now we go to Mr. Horse with analysis of my waking up at 3:30am with no sleep in sight.

  19. Still married.

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