Chris Hartjes

@grmpyprogrammer

PHP + automation + testing + MtG === 'grumpy' ( )

Milton, Ontario, Canada
grumpy-learning.com
Joined July 2007
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  1. 8 minutes ago

    Straight Outta Locash

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  2. 29 minutes ago

    The dream died, lost to Death and Taxes, 2-3 on the night

  3. 2 hours ago

    Got there on turns against Jeskai Stoneblade 2-1 (4-3)

  4. 3 hours ago

    "Cats and items of Nazi memorabilia; more than two and people are going to talk."

  5. 3 hours ago

    Beat Burn 2-0 1-1 (2-2)

  6. 4 hours ago

    Playing RUG Lands in tonight -- round 1 vs OmniTell, almost got there both games but lost 0-2

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  7. retweeted
    5 hours ago

    I installed Windows into a Virtualbox VM running on an Ubuntu VM running on OSX. Not sure if I should celebrate or get therapy.

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  8. retweeted
    4 hours ago

    Perfect!!

    3:41 PM - 14 Aug 2015 · Details
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  9. retweeted
    5 hours ago Olney, MD

    If you're not reading , you're doing developer management wrong.

    So yeah...this is a thing now.
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  10. 6 hours ago

    Today so many folks seem surprised when I am polite and say "thank you" and "have a nice weekend". WTF

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  11. 7 hours ago

    "No sugar in that cold brew coffee, I'm sweet enough" -- things I say in Starbucks

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  12. 7 hours ago

    Pro tip - none of my 50+ talks I have given and 4 books would exist if I waited until I knew everything before I decided to do them

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  13. 7 hours ago

    Speaking at conferences starts with just talking about what you know. That's it.

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    7 hours ago

    I think most people have a topic that's worth sharing. Don't worry if others will find it interesting, just do it

    There is a gap between "Hey you, speak at conferences!" and actually doing it. The hurdle is feeling like you have a topic worth sharing.
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  15. 7 hours ago

    Bought my first suit jacket in at least 20 years

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  16. 9 hours ago

    It's nice to know one of my off-the-cuff jokes has confirmed that most devs don't drink alcohol and code ;)

    1 favorite
  17. 9 hours ago

    Based on my Twitter feed I must be the only PHP dev who doesn't drink while coding

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  18. retweeted
    9 hours ago

    I’m looking for a new contract, something 3-6 months or longer, that can help me get back on my feet. Let me know if you have something.

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  19. 9 hours ago

    If you do whatever everyone else is doing, nobody will remember you or what you did. Keep doing your thing and building that brand!

    6 retweets 2 favorites

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