1. Let’s start off with a bang: DAMN THIS OUTFIT IS INCREDIBLE!!!
And the perfect hair only makes it more perfect.
3. Or this black dress out of a flapper’s wet dream?
Slay, girl.
4. But wait… Is this a sleeveless cut-out dress with a Peter Pan collar?
I can’t.
5. Peplum done right. So so right.
And the matching shoes. THE MATCHING SHOES GODDAMMIT.
6. And here she is, making color-blocking her bitch.
Who said red and pink don’t go together? WHO?!
7. Wait, how does she look elegant and comfortable at the same time? HOW?!
Again with the color-blocking, again with the perfection.
8. Oh, and an adorable little shift dress?
Don’t mind if I do.
9. Have you ever thought: Man, that dress could never work on me?
Well, Emma has not.
10. That whole ethereal peasant girl look?
Yeah, she nailed it.
11. And do you think conservative dresses are boring?
Yikes, Emma proves you wrong once again.
12. But all-over flowers, a definite no, correct?
Incorrect.
13. “Pale girls shouldn’t wear light colors.”
Said no one ever.
14. Wow, that’s a lot of dresses. How about some epic pants?
Chic city, bitch.
15. Or this jaw-dropping jumpsuit?
Oh, sexy CAN’T be classy, huh?
17. OK, back to dresses. Like this badass black dress that makes her look like the dominatrix-next-door.
Spicy.
18. Or this fucking unbelievable burgundy-maroon piece of magic that is sending me to the ER.
No words.
19. And can we talk about this second-skin gown that is simple but mesmerizing?
There’s no such thing as boring.
20. What about this incredible red gown that makes her look like the best present ever?
All I want for Chrismahanukwanzadan is Emma’s stylist.
21. Do you like her in red? Good, there’s more.
Head-to-toe red and flawless.
22. So, so much more.
This dress is so fucking cute I want to punch someone in the face.
24. And she does separates extraordinarily well.
So comfy. So chic. So sophisticated. So amazing.
25. How do you feel about white? Because Emma likes white too.
*deep fucking breaths*
26. And she looks fucking fantastic in it.
Teach me your ways.
28. Grandma chic? She made the impossible possible.
It shouldn’t work. But it does. Oh, it does.
29. Emma, girl. You WERK that dress over a t-shirt.
Like wut?
30. Please, never change.*
*your stylist. We actually need you to change clothes so that we can have more to lust over.
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