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The Best Movies I Saw in 2003



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1. Whale Rider

2. Owning Mahoney

3. Secret Lives of Dentists

4. The Fog of War

5.Girl With A Pearl Earring

6. Spellbound

7. The House of Sand and Fog

8.  Master and Commander

9. The Barbarian Invasions

10. Pieces of April


But These Go To 11


11.  The Good Thief

12. LOTR: Return of the King

13. Matchstick Men

14. Swimming Pool

15.  Capturing The Friedmans

16.  Dirty Pretty Things

17. Monster

18. Big Fish

19. Cold Mountain

20. Thirteen

21. 28 Days Later

22. Shattered Glass

23. Party Monster

24. The Hulk







You Probably Have No Idear What Movie This Is From, Right?  Hint:  Not Legally Blonde 2



The 2nd Annual

Movie Awards




Most Boringist Gus Van Sant

Movie Other Than Elephant









Most Pretentious Pieces of Shit of the Year






Kill Bill Vol. 1



Officially The Worst Coen Brothers Movie Ever



  Intolerably Cruelty



Most Overrated Movie Directed By a Coppola



 Lost In Translation



Best Body Switching Movie of the Year



 Freaky Friday



Best Movies I Netlixed



Straw Dogs

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Escape From The Planet of the Apes


Paper Moon



Best Use of the Number 2



2 Fast 2 Furious



Bestest Worstest Movie of the Year



Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle



 The Death to Smoochy Award for Worstest Picture of the Year (tie)



Uptown Girls

Legally Blonde 2: Red White & Blonde



Movies To Look For in 2004



3 Fast, 3 Furious

Mystic River Pizza

There’s Something About Peter, Polly, and Mary

Operation Babylift

Lost In Ejaculation

LOTR: Pippin & Merry vs. The Harlem Globetrotters

Squeaky Frome: The Movie


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