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Imperial Space Post Count 22460568. Some say he came from the netherworld. Timesinkers and desktop circlejerkers beware: he shall ironically shitpost, never tiring, until your departure.
There is an old saying on /g/, that there are no real mac owners there and they are all Windows/Linux users in disguise, trolling. What I'm trying to say is...