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No.492838
A storytime of
Patsy Walker A.K.A Hellcat #1
I don't think it's right to judge a book by it's cover, or based on the people who wrote it, because there's always a little diamond in the sea of shit we call capeshit. Right? Right, guys? Right?
This is an all-female team of Kate Leth, Brittany Williams, and Megan Wilson. We know Kate Leth as a tatoo'd, cockatoo-haired type of girl (which comics seems to getting a whole lot more of nowadays), but I have no idea on the other two.
So let's give it a shot! You never know, /co/! You might just have a new favorite! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
No.492850
>>492838
Oh, and sometimes Hellcat will be drawn in a chibi style.
I've seen this a bit on DeviantArt and Tumblr. Normally, it's because the artist is insecure/ untalented in what they're doing, so they try to cutesy it up so there's more humor covering the blandness.
But it'd be unfair to assume that's what's happening here.
No.492854
>>492850
>Storytiming that garbage
I must endure. Thank you OP.
No.492856
>>492850
Seasoned superhero Hellcat has no idea what to do when faced with a teleknetic! But it's okay, because they solve their differences with a pop culture reference that you the audience can relate to.
No.492860
>>492856
This is truly painful. Its giving me actual pains in my chest.
No.492866
>>492856
Take that, straight white male with a fedora, who's also fat with a pube mustache! This caricature will not sour a woman's good time with Hellcat on patrol! It's not a power fantasy if it's approved by Marvel!
Holy shit imagine two male superoes going "Wow, women are the worst" and just kicking the shit out of one
No.492872
>>492866
Thanks for ruining a meme Kate…
No.492880
>>492866
>Seasoned superhero and adult Hellcat actually is homeless and is living in a storage closet! But it's okay because her new friend who was a criminal she met like an hour ago (but its okay because he's cute) decides to help her out with a little pop culture reference that you and I can also relate to.
Also, "Call Me Maybe" was released in 2012.
No.492892
>>492880
Seasoned superhero Hellcat is actually still in her early 20's somehow and is just trying to get on her feet. Kinda like…YOU, FEMALE COMIC BOOK READER?!
But there's some service for you comic veterans too, like the unlikely return of Tubs, a character from the old comic! Or should I say Tom, haha! Times sure were different! Say the word Tubs and I'll make sure you lose your job, haha! Tubs, you look like the guy from that holding hands comic! Haha, no one post that I swear to fucking christ
Also I'm convinced Tom is gay. In fact, the other guy seems to be fay too. In fact, the only straight guy in this comic was beaten up by Hellcat.
No.492909
HOLY SHIT THIS ENTIRE COMIC IS JUST THEM TALKING
Oh, here's another straight white male. Don't worry, he is rebuffed immediately for making the mistake of speaking.
And that's okay! Y'know, more and more people are reading comics nowadays–it's nice to see some other demographics catered to somtimes guys
guys cmon
I really have no idea why all the girls in this comic have regressed in age by about 15 years.
No.492929
>>492909
And the comic ends with Patsy showing off her lol cute drawings and going….into retail?! Ohh boy! Good luck over there, you're going to need it! Haha!
And then the comic team posts cute pictures of their cats. Really busting apart those stereotypes, huh?
No.492987
>>492850
>Super Temp, The Patsy Walker Agency for Heroes that are for hire
No.492996
>>492880
>>492892
>>492909
Her awfulness is worse than anything I could've imagined.
No.493000
i-is this actually WORSE than the unbearable squirrel girl?
No.493001
>>492892
>>492909
Tom looks like fucking Jeph, the author of Questionable Content. This is truly horrifying.
>>493000
She seems to be a contender for the title of worst.
No.493163
Marvel must be really keen on pushing these pseudo-indie books as fodder for the TPB market, because they clearly aren't meant to be read monthly.
No.493175
Oh fuck no. I've already got a brain tumor after reading Pregnant Girl. I won't loose my mind again reading shit like this again.
For fuck's sake, is there nothing left in Marvel?
No.493184
>>493175
>For fuck's sake, is there nothing left in Marvel?
Nope. Even the Star Wars comics are just below average to mediocre shit.
No.493189
>>492880
>Also, "Call Me Maybe" was released in 2012.
…What if the world had already ended and we all are in hell?
No.493192
>>493000
>>493001
the art is better.
No.493332
>>493192
I'll give you that but jesus christ, unbearable was just annoying. This is downright offensive.
This is at least worse than ethics in hammer-wielding.
No.493457
>Criminal gets off with a black eye because he referenced something she liked.
>Some guy who argued with his girlfriend she wants to beat up before simply settling for intimidating/humiliating him.
>Awkard writing, see basically any page.
>Popculture references every few panels.
>Guy in the central page here >>492909 apparently can't walk without spasming every few seconds.
>Superhero/minor celebrity wants to avoid her past. Keeps on being a superhero and makes no attempt to change her appearance.
>Just lost her job and lives in a storage closet but some guy she just beat up a couple of hours ago has no qualms about her being able to pay the rent in a fairly fancy apartment.
>Protagonist apparently can shrink at random times in a cheap attempt to be "cute".
>Girl who just broke up with her boyfriend seems more distraught that he just threw some tickets for a play into a drain than that they'd broke up.
>Protagonists powers or history never explained in detail.
>20 Years old yet despite this it sounds like they're still keeping literally every comic published before (including ones back in the 40s) as canon.
10/10 Good writing very feminist.
No.493462
>>493457
>>Criminal gets off with a black eye because he referenced something she liked.
He's hip (likes wicked) and is gay, he's infallible
>Some guy who argued with his girlfriend she wants to beat up before simply settling for intimidating/humiliating him.
He's also male, which makes him the enemy. Never forget this.
>Just lost her job and lives in a storage closet but some guy she just beat up a couple of hours ago has no qualms about her being able to pay the rent in a fairly fancy apartment.
He's infallible and will help patsy at every opportunity
>Girl who just broke up with her boyfriend seems more distraught that he just threw some tickets for a play into a drain than that they'd broke up.
Men are the enemy, and women can never truly care for them unless they're black. And even then lesbianism is the true desire of every woman, whether they know it or not.
>20 Years old yet despite this it sounds like they're still keeping literally every comic published before (including ones back in the 40s) as canon.
>kate leth
>knowing or caring about canon
No.493465
>>493457
>>492909
Oh hey, look at this
Apparently if you quote a post on a greentexted line, it turns the text green
No.493466
Well, artwise, it's better than a lot of stuff that gets by.
Writing-wise, it's the worst thing I've ever read.
No.493467
>>493462
Fucking cringy.
>>493465
Neat
No.493472
>>493467
>not posting the vastly superior version
No.493485
>>492856
>men are the worst
>>492866
>let's go harass a guy we said we wouldn't do because of an argument we weren't involved in we heard about with no context behind it
>>493175
>>493184
Deadpool is decent. Hercules has been good. Looking forward to Deadpool/Spider-Man by Joe Kelly.
That's about it.
No.493552
>>492838
>We know Kate Leth as a tatoo'd, cockatoo-haired type of girl
You forgot the part where she fucked a dying man. A dying, married man.
And you left out the horse-fucking.
No.493555
>>493552
I think that's pretty common knowledge among those here. If only there was a way to blackmail Marvel and expose this to the normies.
No.493557
>>492872
>Thanks for ruining a meme Kate…
Which one?
No.493566
This comic bugs me because a superhero working retail, finding jobs for people with powers, and trying to get away from a former celebrity life seem like interesting concepts.
But the only thing that happens in this comic is talking, hanging out with cute guys (who are gay so I feel safe around them since straight men could rape at any moment) and posting cat pictures. They turned a vlog into a comic. the only action(?) is when a fedora man needs to be taught a lesson by Kate.
I mean Patsy haha
>>493552
Yeah, these types of girls seem to like the idea of open relationships, if not outright adultery. Maybe they find it empowering?
No.493568
>>492838
Are you the same guy that did Espaced a while ago?
No.493586
>>492850
that first page sums up everything I'm expecting from the rest of it
No.493589
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>>493466
That art is the only decent trait about this. With Squirrel Girl you can't even tell who's male or female. No wait that's sexist.
No.493693
>>493001
>Tom looks like fucking Jeph, the author of Questionable Content. This is truly horrifying.
No.493751
I'd honestly be surprised if this ends up past 12 issues. No way people pay 4 bucks for this on a monthly basis.
No.493771
Next Wave got cancelled after 12 issues, as far as I'm concerned that was the last good comic Marvel published.
No.493778
I have the first issue of the 2008 Hellcat series.
You niggers dare to compare?
>>493751
Unfortunately, it'll probably survive on trade sales. That's how most of this shit is getting by.
No.493792
>>493790
Moar
I like this more than the Kate Leth shit
No.493800
>>493792
I only have the first issue. I got it back when it was still fresh.
No.493850
>>493771
I'm surprised how much both comics have a focus on snippy dialogue and a similar wacky random vein and yet one's a massive pile of shit.
No.493869
>>493589
Honestly they are both pretty bad
No.493952
>>493778
Are there actually female human people who keep their shit in their cleavage?
Also, at least Piggy is following the family tradition of fucking useless degrees.
No.493981
>>492880
>2nd pic
>5th panel
…
Are they seriously trying to do that gay-ass "Chibi Spider-man" thing from the cartoon?
No.493999
>>493981
Teen Titans did it first. And better.
No.494020
>>493952
I've seen it. Bras make for handy pockets.
No.494050
>>493952
Tons of them, especially the ones with larger tits.
No.494073
>>493778
>I have the first issue of the 2008 Hellcat series.
No, listen, do you have Breyfogle's Hellcat?
Only Breyfogle can wash out the taste of Late Keth's horrible, horrible writing.
No.494075
>>493952
Didn't you ever play Metal Gear Solid? 'Women have more hiding places than men' and all that shit?
No.494088
>>493000
I will agree that the art is not as bad. But then again the writing is just as bad if not worse, so maybe it balances out.
No.494098
Let's read a review of Hellcat #1, shall we?
I ommited the website because I think they're in a half and half stage with SJW crap. I dunno if a sudden influx of "critique" would help, or make them defensive.
You can find it easily I'll bet though.
> Patsy Walker A.K.A. Hellcat! is the comic that angry young man on Twitter warned you about. It's fun, diverse and saccharine. A superhero comic that's more about friendship and day-to-day struggles than punching monsters in the face. There's only one straight white guy in the first issue; He's wearing a fedora and the main character hangs him from a statue for being a jerk. Make of that what you will.
> Written by webcartoonist, Kate Leth, of Kate or Die fame and drawn by Brittney Williams (Legend of Korra and tons of cool tumblr shit), *Hellcat!* is another cute, self-aware and irreverent update of a classic character in the vein of Ryan North's Squirrel Girl run. It doesn't take Marvel's complex world of inbred cape folk too seriously, using it as a backdrop for what appears to be an endearing slice-of-superhero-life comedy. It's closer to Broad City than Daredevil.
> Leth paints Hellcat as a goofy, hyperactive pixie, glossing over what I assume to be years of grimdark capeshit with a few single-panel nods to her apparently complex backstory. Is Leth's take true to the character? I honestly don't give a shit. This version is fun, endearing and perhaps just a little too eager to use her apparently legendary martial arts skills on unsuspecting not-quite villains. By the end of the first issue she's moved in with a new roommate and resolved to get a job in retail. Like I said, cute stuff. I think I like this first issue so much because it reminds me of slice-of-life webcomics circa 2002. It's the same kind of light, dramedy fluff you can gorge on for six hours at a time and still end up wanting more. It's like popcorn. Or heroin.
> Oh and Brittney Williams was a perfect choice art-wise. Her colour work is a little flat, but she can slip from cutsey abstraction to heavy black shadow work at a whim. She's got a gift for fresh, modern takes on the golden-age aesthetics, as she demonstrates with this absolutely superb take on Superman and his daily planet crew.
> So yeah, I think there's definitely space for more comics like this among the forty issue epics about Venom eating children or whatever else is going on in capesville.
This was from the author's "Top 10 Comics of December 2015".
On the plus side, I learned from it that there's a James Bond comic that actually keeps the gadgets and weird villains that recent movies sorely lacked.
No.494102
>>494098
>I ommited the website because I think they're in a half and half stage with SJW crap. I dunno if a sudden influx of "critique" would help, or make them defensive.
>the comic that angry young man on Twitter warned you about.
>It's fun, diverse and saccharine
>There's only one straight white guy in the first issue; He's wearing a fedora and the main character hangs him from a statue for being a jerk. Make of that what you will.
>cool tumblr shit
>glossing over what I assume to be years of grimdark capeshit
>it reminds me of slice-of-life webcomics circa 2002.
No, they're too far gone.
>On the plus side, I learned from it that there's a James Bond comic that actually keeps the gadgets and weird villains that recent movies sorely lacked.
By Warren Ellis? No, it's shit. We had a storytime of it here a few months ago. Ellis can't write Bond, on top of which he made M a black guy for no apparent reason.
No.494105
This was shit, i hate you OP for storytime this instead of a good comic. Also fuck Kate Leth, what a cunt.
No.494117
>>494105
We owe it to OP. At least now we have sauce to prove how awful this is.
No.494119
>>492866
>He's a criminal
So Tenngirl Cat assualting the boy isn't criminal. I'm confused. I'm I just supposed to say the boy is a "creep" and move on?
No.494127
>>494119
>So Tenngirl Cat assualting the boy isn't criminal. I'm confused.
Technically she didn't hit him, so technically what she did was just highly anti-social.
So, par for the course as far as SJWs are concerned.
No.494141
>>494127
Got it. So it's not assault if he's a "creep".
Fuck, she should have just shoved him in a locker.
No.494145
>>492909
>HOLY SHIT THIS ENTIRE COMIC IS JUST THEM TALKING
Of course it is. This comic just proves what we've been saying from the beginning, that girls don't like superhero comics.
There's no fist fights, no crime solving, no amazing feats, none of the traditional aspects of the genre are in this comic. Just girl drama.
No.494155
>>494098
>Is Leth's take true to the character? I honestly don't give a shit
>Venom eating children or whatever else is going on in capesville.
I'm really getting tired of people who don't read comics getting amazed at a comic that's not some sort of constant blood/gore/brood fest they think comics are. Just look at how many times the word 'cute' is used to gloss over bad art and worse writing.
Whoever wrote that opinion, whoever whoever, has a dumb opinion.
No.494157
>>494102
>There's only one straight white guy in the first issue; He's wearing a fedora and the main character hangs him from a statue for being a jerk. Make of that what you will.
All of this "female hero" talk has made me keenly aware that the only super power girls really want is one that shuts people up, either through humiliation or murder.
While male fantasies are fights and domination, women just want to straight up kill you.
No.494174
>>494155
The fucker is a casual. If you were in the game since the BTAS, you would already know the comics are shit and should be avoided.
Hell, Marvel is actually miles lighter overall than DC is right now. The current crop of Batman comics alone are edgelord central.
No.494184
>>494157
Reminds me of that all-female game company that went to shit due to chaotic in-fighting.
No.494213
>>494102
The website ditched two other SJW content makers. Here's hoping for a hat trick now he pissed off his fans once a month.
> By Warren Ellis? No, it's shit. We had a storytime of it here a few months ago. Ellis can't write Bond, on top of which he made M a black guy for no apparent reason.
Shame. I saw a lady with robot arms and thought it was an interesting henchmen.
>>494145
Hell, Supergirl has sub-par fight scenes and the rest is Drama. Not good drama in the sense of entertainment- but the shitty drama you put up with.
Work drama.
Family drama.
Love drama.
"Being a woman" drama.
Self-identity drama.
>>494174
I guess he was mandated to read comics to review (or jumped on the band wagon) right around when someone died in a pool of blood or your pic happened.
>>494157
Are there any good examples of female characters that don't do that?
I mean, sometimes it' justified when they are threatened (or their loved ones) then you'd expect them to be tempted to kill over dominate/arrest. Problem is, it's wanna-be "Mother bear". Instead of being someone who has the power to protect loved ones, the loved one in danger allows them to be a sadistic cunt.
No.494257
>>494243
The fuck is that?
No.494350
>>493189
Satan can't imagine the horrors of our modern world
No.494376
>>493485
>let's go harass a guy we said we wouldn't because of an argument we weren't involved in we heard about with no context behind it
That's the SJW mission statement there.
No.494401
After reading this comic, I got up from my chair, went to the shelf, and before I knew what I was doing I had poured myself a glass of brandy. This comic is so bad it literally drove me to drinking.
No.494403
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>>494401
Confound that Leth. She drives us to drink.
No.494407
>>494127
>Technically she didn't hit him
If you're going to get technical, legally speaking assault has nothing to do with hitting people. What she did would be considered assault (and possibly kidnapping) by any law enforcement agency in the country, regardless of whether or not she actually struck him. That is, if the sexes were reversed. While the law makes no distinction, police, judges, and juries are much more lenient when it comes female-on-male crime.
No.494451
>>494155
>Four years later
Casual fucking nerds didn't even read Dune.
No.494453
>>492856
>>492866
>Relationship is on the rocks, she's so sensitive about everything and really demanding
>I'll show her I care by buying her tickets to that gay-ass play she's always nagging me about
>She doesn't want that, says she doesn't need my charity
>Lose my temper
>WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN?!
>Toss her the tickets, turn and leave to cool off
>Contemplate life by the statue in Central Park
>Get mugged by Bee and Faggotcat
>Of course she would give vigilantes with superpowers my information over this petty issue
>Stark and Osborn were right
JUST
No.494537
>>494453
Registration when?
No.494565
>>494453
>>494537
This would make for an interesting comic. Hellcat's actions lead to a public outcry of superheroes abusing their powers, a dilemma which Hellcat has to solve, herself.
Of course, that would never happen, because the girls writing this shit hate that nasty "responsibility" crap.
No.494585
>>494157
>>494102
Reminder that evil white men built most of civilization as we know it and if the feminists and niggers succeed in killing them off the world would collapse in on itself within a week. Maybe someone should make a comic about that. :^)
No.494635
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>494585
>All-New, All-Different Mooman
No.494840
>>494098
>Heil Hit! is the comic that angry young Hebrew on Twitter warned you about.
>There's only one straight white Goldberg in the first issue; He's sporting a giant nose and the main character hangs him from a statue for being a Jew. Make of that what you will.
Can't believe Kate wrote this hateful shit.
No.494887
>>492856
I can foresee using this in the future.
No.494889
>>492892
>Beer with a Queer
No.494892
>>492909
>There are message boards for everything
I would love to see a Marvel writer attempt to write a chan board dedicated to superhumans.
No.494968
>>493999
>implying anything did it well, especially the weeb titans
that show was garbage, TTgo actually manages to be less bad
No.494980
>>493981
It doesn't look like an attempt at chibi to me so much as a cute version of the individuals, but lacks the understanding of how to pull a 'cute' caricature.
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No.495090
No.495120
>>494145
To be fair, Patsy Walker was originally a humour comic. It wasn't until the 70s that Steve Englehart made her a superhero, before that Patsy Walker was a consistently selling teen humour comic that sort of evolved into a romance comic. In this sense Leth could sort of be forgiven for trying to go back to Hellcat's roots.
Her generally shitty writing on the other hand, is completely unforgivable.
No.495122
No.495127
>>494887
>616
Didn't the multiverse get blown up or something and get merged with the Ultimate one?
No.495167
>>495120
That's assuming Leth actually put thought into this beyond using Patsy Walker for shallow wish fulfillment.
No.495204
>>492909
>the character actually says "spoiler alert"
No.495212
>>494098
>A superhero comic that's more about friendship and day-to-day struggles than punching monsters in the face. There's only one straight white guy in the first issue; He's wearing a fedora and the main character hangs him from a statue for being a jerk. Make of that what you will.
is this supposed to sound interesting?
No.495216
>>495212
it's an unbiased review that points out problem points without girl power favoritism. What's wrong with that?
I'm sure it will entice at least a few radfems
No.495220
>>495212
No. Its all meaningless
Just gibbering posturing amoral beasts making tracts to sell their twisted fantasies of a progressive "utopia" where any trace of dissent is beaten into submission by their pseudo-heroic author avatars and all the world is under their rule.
The best part? These cunts don't even read comics. This is a pathetic self-indulgent power fantasy that no one will buy past the first issue.
No.495258
>>494155
>Someone out there drew this
>Someone out there is demented enough to imagine this hack as the motherfucking Kwisatz Haderach.
No.495269
>>495258
consider that Muad'Dib unleashed a bloody jihad across the universe in his name and maybe they aren't far off
No.495278
>>495258
I really wouldn't mind if I giant sandworm just came and ate me alive right now…
No.495291
>>495258
>>495269
>>495278
Don't forget what happened to Muad'Dib at the end: he died a blind, broken man killed by his own followers.
No.495301
>>495291
and the SJW cannibalism cycle continues unabated
No.495346
>>494145
>This comic just proves what we've been saying from the beginning, that girls don't like superhero comics.
Then why go capeshit? is not like you can't have a comic without capeshit, most manga isn't capeshit and there are tons of successful 'slice of life' titles that appeal to vagina-having humans
>>494155
>escapist
I though they stopped being cucks
No.495356
>>495346
>I though they stopped being cucks
PFFFFF!
No.495361
>>495356
Thats some random message from their forums………or thats the author of those shitty comics?
No.495366
>>495361
All I know is the guy is a diaperfag brony. He could very well be Kate's bf.
No.495469
>>494098
>Is Leth's take true to the character? I honestly don't give a shit.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how SJWs write anything.
No.495493
>>494155
Why is the person in the first panel sitting like that?
No.495495
>>495493
Maybe his butt hurts?
No.495497
>>495122
he still believes?
his only weakness
HIS GREATEST STRENGTH
No.495500
>>495346
>I though they stopped being cucks
The guy who does their webcomic never stopped being one
No.495517
>>495496
Why are they fucking each other?
Why do they want to come in?
Why is she allowing them to go inside when she knows it's a mistake?
No.495520
No.495524
>>495520
It was the right pic though…
No.495532
>>495517
>Why are they fucking each other?
Because they are normal humans, partaking in normal human activities.
No.495541
>>495532
I dunno, I have never seen live in person fucking. It may very well still be fictitious
No.495545
>>495540
[chiptune music here]
>>495541
Want to make your fantasy come to life, anon?
No.495552
>>495547
Then the Clit Tease becomes the "Screaming Struggler" as I ram my dick inside him for being such a fucking tease.
I hate it when guys do that shit. I just want to rape them.
No.495553
I'm so sleep depraved /co/
No.495555
fuck this, i'm out.
i'm tired. night.
see you in 6 more months.
No.495556
>>495547
okay last thing.
i literally want to fuck everyone from this fucking comic.
EVERYONE.
My testosterone is one foul beast that just won't die, and rightfully so.
No.495564
>>495120
My complaint is less that it's a humor comic, and more that feminists and other internet "progressives" will use shit like Hellcat and Squirrel Girl as examples that they've always been right about how girls "really like superheroes", even though neither are actual cape books.
It's sort of like that /v/ statistic that "50% of gamers are women", which includes shit like Candy Crush. I see this perpetuating much bullshit.
No.495602
>>495564
They'll probably like the characters because they're cutesy wutesy and they can make shipping pairs and the like (Which is why things like Kingdom Hearts has a huge female fanbase), but the comic itself is gonna tank and tank hard because no matter what demographic you're pandering to, no one's gonna buy shit–and this comic is a lot of it.
Marvel will probably still pretend like the character is really popular despite this in order to save face and maintain that precious diversity quota, which is why you see Squirrel Girl still bopping around.
No.495614
>>495553
>sleep depraved
How does that work?
No.495615
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>>495602
>no one's gonna buy shit
Twilight.
Fifty shades of shit.
It needs only to be just the right kind of shit.
No.495617
>>495615
Yeah, but those were pure sex fantasies. This is just weak cutesy randumb xD shit. And you can get that in any webcomic that doesn't cost 4 bucks to read and updates more than once per month.
No.495619
>>495615
Those were books which got turned into movies. Neither of which are dead/dying industries.
Comic Books, on the other hand, are dying like a motherfucker.
No.495625
>>495617
You can get sexual fantasies on the internet too. Am I missing something here?
No.495630
>>492850
>>492856
>The lazy cartoon style
>Shitty 'humor'
It's garbage, but honestly I don't even feel at this point.
No.495642
>>492909
So shes a superhero who just talks her way out of everything by using pop culture refs. Wow, now I'm really at the edge of my seat.
No.495650
>>495642
>We're not just fake "geek gurls", we're real fans just like you
>We love superheroes
>We just think that the way you gear superheroes completely towards men isn't very inclusive
>Let's just remove everything that makes a superhero a superhero and tell a slice of life story with superpowers instead
>Isn't this better? See? We loved superheroes all along just the way you do
No.495657
>>495650
But they dont even really use their superpowers. They just dress in latex costumes and talk to each other.
No.495658
>>495564
The funny thing is girls used to fucking love Thor.
Adventures in Babysitting was NOT an exaggeration or representative of outlier statistics.
No.495662
>>495564
>It's sort of like that /v/ statistic that "50% of gamers are women", which includes shit like Candy Crush.
I've seen a couple SJWs start acknowledging the Candy Crush part, but then turn around and say that Candy Crush is just "proof" that companies aren't trying hard enough to make games that appeal to the demographic. Never mind that said demographic is a completely different market that won't be willing to invest the time or money for the same entertainment a phone app already provides for free.
Kinda feels like the same thing is happening with comics like this and Squirrel Girl.
No.495665
>>495662
There are games like Sunset and then that Kickstarter campaign where all men turn to zombies and you play as feminists who kill them.
And both games failed. Because feminists dont buy or play games. If they want to be taken seriously as an audience, then they better fucking start spending money on shit.
No.495672
Remember girls, if you suck enough dick, you can make a fucking terrible comic that no one will read!
Women, especially feminist women, totally belong in comics! It's not like they ruin every hobby they touch, right?
No.495673
I can't wait for this fucking industry to crash burn so these dopey worthless cunts actually have to get real jobs
No.495675
>>495672
Women dont ruin hobbies. Feminists do. Women who want to get into comic- or the gaming community need to understand that they hang their own gender and easily offended feelings on the door before they enter. Nobody likes people who come along to ruin parties or try to make something be all about them.
No.495676
>>495675
Exactly. The more I research this type of shit with gaming and comics the more I realize that it was never really about men vs women on who's ruining a hobby but rather the classic nerd vs normies with their safe, casual, horseshit.
A lot of normies just happen to be women.
No.495679
>>495657
Listen, you oppressive shitlord. Putting on a latex costume is necessary for talking to other people. There is no way we could have told a slice of life story without latex costumes. Anyone who says we're just here trying to take over other people's shit to draw attention to ourselves is a misogynist.
No.495680
>>495675
>tfw woman
>tfw other women and feminists/sjws ruined everything you love
>vidya, comics, even fucking action figures
>start going full reeee whenever i see another chick who claims to share my interests
I think I've literally developed what the tumblr cunts call "internalized muhsoreginey"
No.495682
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No.495684
>>495680
oh and of course these bitches are the same ones who used to bully me back in school about being nerdy or "acting like a dyke"
now they come along, full hipster, acting like they ever gave a fuck about comics before the nolan/marvel movies
or this bitch who only plays angry birds expecting me to call her a gamer. doesn't even know who mario is, god. damn.
fuck these fake ass normie faggots
No.495689
>>492838
I just noticed a lot of things about this comic.
>Why wasn't Ian stealing the truck shown to us.
>How did Patsy sense that Ian was stealing the truck if she can detect magic and Ian's telekinesis is from an alien mutagen
>At Ian's apartment he says he and Patsy met 8 hours ago, but it's still bright daytime outside. Did he just steal it really early in the day? Also, all they did is go to the park, then to the building where Patsy works, and then to Ian's apartment. That takes 8 hours?
>Why is Patsy homeless and living in a storage closet. I know they're trying for a "young girl who is just trying to figure life out" shit that 95% of every young girl protag is comprised of–but Patsy's a former Defender, Avenger, and knows Iron Man. She shouldn't be homeless.
>Why did Ian and Tom just appear at the same bar Patsy and Jen were? Were they invited or is there only one local bar in downtown Brooklyn?
>Tom says the Patsy books are really popular and her likeness is the only reason he had enough money to open his store and keep it afloat. Why is he so eager to help Patsy ruin this
>Why is Patsy still in her early 20s
Also the oh so diverse comic book depects the two gay people as stereotypical bear and twink. Tom wears a lot of plaid and Ian crosses his legs and says "oh my god" and "totally" a bunch. I guess SJWs don't find that "problematic" because a woman wrote it and now Patsy has a cute sidekick who isn't part of the oppressive rapist demographic.
No.495692
>>492856
>man saying "men are the worst"
>>492929
>Patsy Walker is gonna work retail
You know, I don't even have an appropriate reaction to this shit. I'm just gonna sleep it off and post Kathryn Immonen's Hellcat tomorrow to wash Leth's awfulness out of my mouth
No.495694
>>495689
feminists love to have pet faggots for the same reason they love "shipping" straight male characters.
masculinity both terrifies and arouses them, but their brainwashing can't reconcile those feelings in their tiny minds so the result is hilariously offense stereotypical shit like this comic
No.495696
>>495692
not a man, a faggot
to feminists, fags don't count as evil icky rapist het men(until they do, and the feminists turn on them)
No.495697
>>495684
Punch them in the coochie.
No.495700
>>495696
Well I figure he's a faggot since Wicked isn't something for straight men, but I was under impression homos actually like men, that's why they're homos.
No.495705
>>495689
Also:
>Ian turns to crime for literally no reason
Which is even more confusing since he later mentions he needs a roommate to afford his apartment. It would've been much more economic to just say he turned to crime because he panicked about upcoming rent, since it would give him an actual motive and a reason for him and Patsy to continue being in contact.
But it's Kate Leth so putting more than ten seconds of thought into this is probably too much to ask.
>>495694
>feminists love to have pet faggots
How much do you wanna bet that they eventually hook up so Patsy can squeal over how "cute" they are together?
She's pretty much checked off everything else of the yaoi fangirl checklist at this point.
No.495710
>>495700
in feminist fantasy land, homos only exist to please/entertain strong womyn, they have no traits beyond the stereotypical, and they do nothing other than support the poor oppressed women
No.495715
>>495705
>yaoi fangirl checklist
that's exactly what this is, and yes, those fags will definitely hook up. that would be the one realistic thing in this comic, considering the high promiscuity rates among queers
homos are no longer characters in their own right, not in western media. they exist solely as fap fodder for lonely gross womyn. being homo should be a single character trait out of many, not a sole defining aspect
No.495720
>>495700
>Well I figure he's a faggot since Wicked isn't something for straight men, but I was under impression homos actually like men, that's why they're homos.
Maybe he's a homosexual pick-up artist.
No.495768
>>493751
Look at Squirrel Girl. If that shit's still going than the odds of this abomination getting cancelled are slim.
No.495776
>>495768
To be fair, Squirrel Girl only made it to 8 issues before Marvel pulled another #1 relaunch to artificially boost sales. Looking at the numbers now, Squirrel Girl will likely be dropping into cancellation numbers soon.
No.495852
You know, I've noticed something with these comics and such with Kate Leth and her ilk. When I have a wish fulfillment fantasy, it ends with people admiring me; I make the winning pass at the super bowl, I save a bus full of orphans from driving off a cliff, I pull the sword from the stone, whatever, and in this fantasy people applaud me and the president gives me a medal and everyone says how brave and cool I am and I like to think that this isn't an uncommon fantasy.
With these writers, however, it seems that their wish fulfillment fantasies end with the bad guy getting either humiliated or viciously murdered. Someone looks at the protag wrong or says something politically disagreeable and they get hit by a bus or they get pantsed or their head gets cut off. Sometimes people applaud, but it's not about that. It's about the fact that they dared go against THE WRITER, THE GREAT AND INFALLIBLE.
I feel like having revenge fantasies instead of power fantasies is one of the signs of being a sociopath.
No.495896
>>495852
>I feel like having revenge fantasies instead of power fantasies is one of the signs of being a sociopath
would make sense, most of these freaks are either sociopaths or narcissists
No.495938
>>495705
They will never hook up because this book is going to be cancelled before it hits #10, maybe sooner
No.495947
>>495938
>implying that it won't happen in #3
No.495958
>>495680
As a borderline marxist dude, all this shit has made me feel towards other liberals the same way you feel towards other women.
No.495966
>>495553
>>495554
>>495555
I thought you were dead.
No.495977
>>495776
Is the relaunch a different continuity or something? And who thought giving her even shorter hair was a good idea?
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No.496030
>>495998
Why couldn't they get a fucking different artist for this shit?
No.496035
>>495553
>sleep depraved
And a new term is born.
No.496038
>>496035
Glory to this new shitty meme
No.496039
>>495680
>>tfw woman
>>tfw other women and feminists/sjws ruined everything you love
>>vidya, comics, even fucking action figures
>>start going full reeee whenever i see another chick who claims to share my interests
>I think I've literally developed what the tumblr cunts call "internalized muhsoreginey"
Our wretched hive of scum and villainy has a Queen.
No.496041
>>496030
Because Marvel is sometimes fucking lazy and always fucking stupid. Look at all the books that were launched as a part of "Avengers NOW", the late 2014/early 2015 push of new #1s, that survived the ANADAS relaunch. Squirrel Girl, Thor, Uncanny Avengers, All-New Cap, Silk, Howard the Duck, Spider-Gwen, All-New Hawkeye. All had short runs that lasted a trade or two's worth of content. All relaunched. All except two with all the same creatives or the same writer (Remender left Cap and UA; replaced by Democrat Party employee and Duggan respectively).
No.496044
>>496039
ALL HAIL !
ALL HAIL !
No.496045
>>495680
All hail the new queen of /co/
No.496048
>>495958
It's a hard redpill to swallow isn't it? If you're not a feminist cunt out to ruin everyone's good time, you're wrong and need to "ugh grow up". Gamers need to grow up, comic readers need to grow up. And it's not enough to just enjoy something, you have to be "progressive" and shove niggers, faggots, and strong womyn into everything, even though the major consumer market is and always will be white men. Fuck feminists/sjws/liberals, whatever you want to call them.
No.496049
>>496030
Probably because it's cheap to hire a webcomic artist for 8 cents a page while they gush on making it to the big leagues.
No.496059
>>496049
Seems to me this is costing them more than it should. The art is so atrocious hardly anyone likely buys this (I assume), unless you mean to tell me people actually buy this shit, in which case end my suffering.
No.496060
>>496039
>>496044
>>496045
I just wanted to read good comics
I never asked for this
Oh and feminists ruined star wars too, off-topic, but still
No.496061
>>495555
>Undertalefag stole the get
You bastard
No.496062
>>496060
I wouldn't say they ruined Star Wars. Disney and JJ did most of the ruining but Rey clearly seems to have been made to appeal to this new wave feminism garbage.
No.496066
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>496062
Its funny that all this militant feminism shit started soon after the possibility that Hillary may run for office began. Wouldn't be surprising if this shit was all part of an attempt to sway voters to vote for her simply because she's a woman rather than actually think about the things she supports and wants to do. However no one ever does anyway.
No.496069
>>496060
>I just wanted to read good comics
>I never asked for this
It will not last forever. The pendulum, inevitably, will swing back the other way. That is when we'll hunt them and eat them teach them right from wrong.
No.496070
>>496060
I'm just rolling with the joke, anon, don´t feel so bad
>>496062
So the only good thing that came out of TFA was Tray Tor ?
sorry for the thread derail
No.496075
>>496070
>So the only good thing that came out of TFA was Tray Tor ?
Yep. I saw the movie in full yet that scene was the only memorable moment in the film… Everything else was basically a remake of ep IV.
>sorry for the thread derail
NP. We can continue the discussion here. >>494638
No.496078
>>496059
I think people will buy it at first out of curiosity, but then it'll drop below cancellation numbers like Squirrel Girl.
Whether it'll actually get cancelled by that point, I have no clue. Marvel might just keep it alive for the sake of saying they have a diverse line up.
No.496079
>>496062
Yeah, jewjew "kill all whites" abrams was the main issue, but his shit would never have made it past the first pitch if we didn't have all this feminist/progressive brainwashing going on
>>496069
I think the industry is heading for a crash tbh
And I'm glad
No.496082
>>496079
>I think the industry is heading for a crash
With no survivors, hopefully..
No.496091
>>496079
>I think the industry is heading for a crash tbh
As an aspiring capeshit writefag I sure as hell hope so. I want the big two to crash and burn in the fires of their own hubris so I can be there to step in and take their place.
No.496094
>>496091
My brother has a friend. Guy's art is amazing (smooth, crisp lines, with excellent facial expressions and physical poses), but he's barely managed to get any work in comics. I can't understand why the fuck that is, and when I see shit like Squirrel Girl, I feel like raging on his behalf. Marvel and DC might as well be university campuses considering how they're acting.
No.496099
>>496079
>I think the industry is heading for a crash tbh
Without a doubt but that shit likely won't be felt for a few years to come. DC will likely be the first to get its shit fucked when you realize how many terrible decisions they made.
No.496101
>>496094
If DC and Marvel should fall, I fear that whoever replaces them, whether it be Darkhorse, Image, etc, will just end up trying to emulate them even more (considering they already have a few writers who admire what the big two are doing), so I can't help but fear that the only for this to end well is if all the big name company's stand to lose on this.
No.496115
>>496082
If only, I'd love to see cunt leth begging in the streets. Bendis too.
>>496099
>>496091
Exactly. Don't call it a grave etc
>>496101
If they try to emulate the big two, they deserve to fall as well
No.496117
>>492929
>Speaking of heroes, let's talk about the art on this book. I first worked with Brittney Williams on a short story in SECRET WARS TOO #1 not that long ago, and when HELLCAT came up I knew I had to steal her for it.
I decided to look this up. Secret Wars Too was a one-off comic during Secret Wars. It's a collection of silly stories from a bunch of writers and artists. Kate, Brittney, and Megan first worked together on this book in a short story called "Pizza Quest" (ha ha ha hah ah aha so wacky xD ) Let's do a storytime of that, since it's relevant.
No.496119
>>496117
Uh oh! Looks like it's time for Pizza! Have you noticed that boring tumblr girls talk about pizza a lot? Is that just their doritos/mountain dew?
Also have you noticed that Miss America, Kate Bishop, and Patsy Walker have the exact same face?
No.496120
>>496094
The tumblr artists only get work because they can slurp a mean dong. Oh and because of street cred from progressives who DON'T buy actual comics. Readers of kate leths shit web comic don't translate into sales, surprisingly enough
No.496121
>>496119
Ooooh, look at these hunky guys, woof! A little cheescake in your comic never hurt anyone! (If it's a man)
No.496122
>>496119
>I hate wildlife!
Oh wolverine, u so silly and randumb XD
No.496129
>>496122
>>496082
>>496079
>>496049
After reading the whole Secret Wars Too, the story in it with the best artwork and writing is a story written about Jonathan Hickman, about himself being fired from Marvel.
I don't think he's actually fired, but I like the irony of the good story being about this while Kate makes a story about pizza LOL and Marvel hands over Hellcat.
No.496134
>>496094
First off, your brother's friend is stupid. Even seasoned professionals say that you simply can't make a living working in comics. You put in a ton of effort for crap pay. You're better off getting a real job and doing your own shit on the side.
Second. even if he doesn't listen first part, working for the Big Two is the worst. Marvel and DC value deadlines and "hipness" over quality product. They want artists that can look "fresh" and can meet their draconian deadlines, even with constant last minute meddling. The New 52 was nothing but horror stories of editorial mismanagement. The stories from Scott McDaniel alone are worth pause. It's an awful system and only the foolish aspire to join the ranks of the damned.
Remember that when someone says that the Big Two are becoming more "DIVERSE". That's a signal that some idiot is about to get fucked.
>>496115
Dark Horse and Image can't, since most of their product is creator owned.
No.496138
>>496115
And Gail Simone burning alive…
No.496139
>>496129
That is exactly what's going to all of these tumblr filth who think they're hot shit right now.
Eventually they're going to realize they don't matter at all to the machine.
No.496169
Someone tell me how I too can get a job at Marvel comics even though every female face I draw looks exactly the same.
No.496174
>>496169
This ~is~ the same company that hires a literal trace-artist
Art hasn't been a priority for them in years
No.496175
>>496169
Suck a lot of dick. And that is pretty much it.
No.496179
>>496138
But then how will she live with her mistakes? wishing in vain she could change the past
No.496180
>>496179
Fuck, you're right
No.496184
>>496121
THIS IS THE LAZIEST SHITTIEST ART I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
No.496194
>>495493
The artist is a giant weeaboo?
No.496203
>>496174
fuck Land. Has he ever drawn anything?
>>494155
wait a minute. those glasses. the nose. the brown hair.
Are those two the same person?
No.496212
>>495689
It's almost as if the writer was given free reign to do whatever and didn't have a competent editor!
No.496219
>>496203
>Has he ever drawn anything?
He did actually used to draw back in the 90s. He drew the Nightwing mini-series and he drew Dixon's Birds of Prey.
Then photoshop came along and he hasn't drawn since.
No.496220
>>496134
>First off, your brother's friend is stupid. Even seasoned professionals say that you simply can't make a living working in comics. You put in a ton of effort for crap pay. You're better off getting a real job and doing your own shit on the side.
You could if you don't have any kids, loans, don't mind living in an apartment, and keep up with your taxes. But you are right that you will putting in a lot of work, but that is only if you charge the right price.
No.496221
>>496134
>First off, your brother's friend is stupid. Even seasoned professionals say that you simply can't make a living working in comics.
He never said anything about his brother's friend making a living in comics, rather just getting comics work.
No.496234
>>496184
then you haven't read squirrel girl
No.496243
>>496234
Oh I have, but that doesn't excuse this piece of shit either. They are both pretty bad whether it is a D-List Super Hero or not. Put quality in your shit MARVEL! FFFS!
No.496248
>>495947
Okay, you've got me there.
No.496251
>>496243
indeed. At least Patsy seems to use Marvel's traditional dynamic scene composition with some understanding of how to create impact (for more on this, read How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way by Stan Lee and John Buscema, 1976).
Not the best at it, but I'll give it that
Squirrel Girl on the other hand can't even figure out how to angle eyes when climbing
No.496259
>>496169
I've looked into it
the primary method on the marvel website is put yourself on the net and they'll find you
the much more practical method is to go to comic conventions with a portfolio and shop your art around. At teh very least the USED to have guys there for that exact purpose. Don't know if they still do that though
No.496266
>>496169
>filename
Rub shoulders with the right people or get popular enough for them to come to you. Nepotism and word of mouth are practically essential in getting ahead in this industry, especially when you have to deal with deadlines, collaborations, and editorial approval. They're not going to hire a unknown without someone to vouch for them.
>>496259
I believe Marvel was accepting portfolio submissions at a comic convention I went to some time ago.
No.496338
>>496119
>>496121
>I don't know what pizza is but I want some!
>EW PINEAPPLE YUCKY XP
Professional comic book writer that doesn't know what premise or cohesion are, still getting work.
No.496345
>>496169
Art skill is irrelevant to them now. Just be decent, suck their cocks and agree with everything they say, and throw whatever personality traits and ideals you have they don't agree with out the window. Also say your trans.
No.496429
>>496338
Is this going to be the worst comic in recent history?
No.496522
>>496169
That is possibly the worst argument you can make right now, considering both Bruce Timm and Amanda Conner are also guilty of same face on their women.
You post that anywhere and you'll automatically reduce any criticism of this comic to "nitpicking".
No.496566
>>496522
this, criticize their writing FIRST, that's the biggest flaw.
No.496573
>>496522
Batman TAS didn't have so much same face faggotry and the women actually had unique looks and varied proportions. Where did Bruce Timm go so wrong?
No.496599
>>496338
To be fair Marvel and DC both have had a lot of equally bad writers before. Thats what happens when editors and managers sack actual writing talent out and replace them with their circle-jerk friends who dont know shit about writing.
No.496621
>>496599
Convergence and All-New are pretty good examples of this.
No.496633
>>496621
>All-New
Make that Secret Wars, assfuckingload of titles with usual cocksuckers like KSD, Bennett, Hopeless and Humphries on them, topping off with Lumberjanes' writer of all people.
No.496641
>>496633
Is Secret Wars even canon now? I didn't pay attention to that shit but wasn't the mulitiverse supposed to be destroyed and remade? So far everything still looks like the same shit from before the end.
No.496650
>>496522
>Bruce Timm is no better than the cunts who are trying and failing to copy his style
Nope. Nope nope nope. The argument is fine. It's the people one would be using it on that are fucked up.
No.496654
>>496129
>1st panel
I can't help but think Doom is talking first and foremost about John Byrne, who's notorious for breaking other people's toys. He's pulled a lot of shit over the years. For instance, what he did to Vision and the Scarlet Witch has taken more than two decades to even begin to heal…and there's still a shit-ton of scarring.
>And you just KNOW he was trying to make a "Wendy and Casper" joke while he was doing it, the cunt.
No.496659
>>496654
>what he did to Vision and the Scarlet Witch
What did he do exactly?
No.496676
>>496654
>>496659
>Vision and the Scarlet Witch
No.496712
>>496573
>>496573
>Where did Bruce Timm go so wrong?
Bruce Timm has always done that, anon. And dont delude yourself, he did have the same issue in BTAS. He is good at other things, but women faces always end up being sameface with him.
No.496726
>>496712
BTAS also had Kevin Nowlan and Mike Mignola working on it.
Preliminary character designs show that Nowlan was a huge influence in the design of the series.
No.496757
>>496621
And New 52 which was the pinnacle of this self-destructive behaviour of cape comics. Talented writers that were first promised their own series were fired left and right and replaced with friends of editors and the result was a disaster.
No.496777
>>496712
At least Timm's sameface is aesthetically pleasing
And he can do more than one chin. A very important detail; together with the eyes, it evokes levels of maturity
No.496780
>>496757
No, that would still be Convergence. The New 52 was just the warm up act for that travesty. It really drove home that DC is nothing but an horrifically incompetent IP farm now. They can't even get their own history right.
Recently, I read an article that speculates that the reason capes are dying after Secret Wars and Convergence is because readers suddenly realized that capes where soulless corporate trash. Considering some of the reactions I've seen about it, I don't think that's too far from the truth.
No.496783
>>496522
Lots of artists do sameface as a time saving measure. In Timm's case he does it to lower the possibility that the overseas animators will go off model. Even Jack Fucking Kirby did sameface, his men looked varied but, in his earlier days at least, his women all looked the same.
It's forgiveable in Timm's case, in Kirby's case, in many other better artists' case because time spent trying to draw different faces for people, particularly in crowd scenes, to use an example, could be better spent drawing more detailed artwork elsewhere. Also, comic book artists usually have tight deadlines.
It's an apt criticism here because the artist's work is so low effort otherwise that the very least she could do is try to keep every female character from looking the exact same, down to the expression.
No.496784
>>496712
I think you were trying to use picture #3 to illustrate that his women all look the same but picture #3 really does stand out as looking different from pictures #1,2 and 4
No.496789
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>>496783
Then why don't you just say that the art is lazy instead of getting into nitpicking specifics? We already know that Brittney Williams can do better, but she's phoning it in(probably due to deadlines).
Considering that most of ALL-NEW titles share the same nauseating color scheme and lazy art, this must be a conscious style decision Marvel is taking.
No.496790
>>496780
No shit, when both companies decided to do what amounted to Greatest Hits album and fucked it up, that should've opened even the most dedicated neckbeards' eyes.
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No.496839
>>496790
>both companies decided to do what amounted to Greatest Hits album and fucked it up
Thanks for putting into words my feelings on how badly DC fucked up Convergence. It was like it's "SILENT HILL HD" moment, where you realize that a company is too far gone to be saved.
No.496851
>>496834
Google anything and good chances are that tumblr is gonna be one of the results
No.496882
>>496839
I always heard how SHHD was awful, but what exactly was so terrible about it? All I know is that it looked like shit despite it being HD, but I heard it had much worse.
No.496886
LAND MINE
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
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>>496882
I remember some fans of the saga made a video of almost 2 hours explaining everything wrong with it but i dont remember the name of that video
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LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL
No.496920
>>496789
>Then why don't you just say that the art is lazy instead of getting into specifics?
Think about that for a minute
No.496925
>>495852
>I feel like having revenge fantasies instead of power fantasies is one of the signs of being a sociopath.
It really depends on why they're having them. It's probably pretty healthy to fantasise about revenge against a person or people who actually wronged you but I feel with a lot of these SJWs that it is indeed an extension of their sociopathy/anti-social behavioural tendencies.
No.496944
>>496069
I'm saddened by this state of affairs. But years spent in books, learning what I could where I could learn it left me with one important lesson.
The cycle never ends, for every down an up will come, This SJW bullshit is far from sustainable and their trying to sustain it will only sweeten their failure.
The renaissance WILL come, we have S3 of Wakfu to look forward to, and the hope that some sort of anti muslim lean will make it into their work. we can hope /co/; hope that the next stage of the cycle is a good one.
No.496950
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>>496944 (checked)
All I have for this 2016 is this, Berserk, Wakfu S4, Dofus Book 1, Daredevil S2 and maaaybe that Wacky Races remake, but just for morbid curiosity more than anything..
No.496951
>>492850
>Instead of arresting the thief, Patsy falls in love with him
What an upstanding hero.
>>492856
>No context given behind the fight, just supposed to assume the man is automatically in the wrong
That's very bad storytelling, Kate.
>>492866
>Boyfriend is white
This is like a parody where someone is making fun of tumblr by cramming every single batshit insane feminazi stereotype into a single comic.
Also >He wears a fedora
>>492880
"CALL ME MAYBE XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD"
>Staying in the apartment of a white man you've known for a mere 8 hours.
Isn't this basically just asking to get raped according to feminist logic?
>>492892
"BUTT" XDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDX
No.497019
>>496950
I have Civil War, maybe Black Panther if the trailer looks really good, and Ghost Recon: Wildlands even though it'll definitely be shit.
And daredevil S2 but you said that already
No.497029
>>497019
Fact is, there's barely any /co/ related content that I'm looking for this year, the rest is just weebshit, but JoJo gets a pass most of the time here…
No.497048
>>497029
> but JoJo gets a pass most of the time here…
Agreement. Has anyone read the Rohan spinoff? How is it if anyone did?
No.497087
>>497029
Speaking of weebshit that gets a pass here, I still need to watch Digimon Adventure Tri
No.497172
>>497029
There's the Batman 1966 50th anniversary animated movie.
Also, Venture Bros. Season 6.
No.497175
>>497172
>There's the Batman 1966 50th anniversary animated movie.
Really ? it's going to be a "Brave and the bold" kinda deal ?
If so, I'm adding it to my list, right after Duwang is Unbreakable and Daredevil S2
No.497375
>>497048
Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe? i've read a few of the stories. they're pretty good; they adequately maintain the Jojo weirdness that one comes to expect.
No.497381
>>497175
We don't know anything about it other than Adam West and Burt Ward are in it.
On the BATB note, I really, really hope James Tucker is heavily involved in it and given a lot of freedom. I don't want DC ruining this like they have everything else.
No.497591
>>493465
I think that's just your css, it doesn't do it for me.
No.497615
>Kate talks a lot about moving on her twitter
>Kate talks about how she hates men on twitter, with the expected cuck doormats desperate to appease
>Kate talks a lot about being broke on twitter
>Kate loooooves threesome pairings
>Patsy Walker despite being a former model and Avenger and knowing other rich famous people has to move and has no money
>Patsy Walker moves in with a cute <3 stereotypical gay man
>Patsy Walker's old friend is another stereotypical gay man.
>Two gays start hanging out all of a sudden, along with Patsy
>Patsy wastes no time commenting on how men are the worst, in contrast to her flirty personality in other comics
>Patsy Walker shows up straight white male jerk boyfriends, who remind her of her previous mishaps with dating
This is a wish fulfillment comic nearing Chris Chan levels. Patsy's just a stand in for Kate to talk about shows she watched and to hang out with cute tee hee boys. It'd get a pass if it was some shitty webcomic, because then it'd be some shitty webcomic, but Marvel? Marvel approved this?
No.497637
>>497615
Holy fuck
How are men like this allowed to exist? Do they not have friends, brothers, a fucking dad to smack them upside the head when they start acting like bitches?
Fuck me I need to go do some squats and watch some yuruyuri so I can get the stink of their failure out of my nose.
No.497712
>>497615
Wait, this woman is the one writting for marvel?
There is no emoticon, reaction image, reaction video or word that can describe how much disgust I'm feeling right now. My disgust is beyond human recognition and it's not bound by the realm of reality.
No.497740
>>497712
She's written several comics for Marvel, I believe. They all failed.
No.497749
>>497740
No, this is her first. Most of her "writing" talent has been with BOOM!.
No.497752
>>497749
My mistake, then. Hopefully when this one crashes and burns, Marvel learns their mistake.
Or maybe they'll just renumber it, like with Squirrel Girl.
No.497761
Marvel should be renamed MEMES.
No.497782
>>497615
My guess is Marvel thought they could cash in on the Tumblr audience. But their mistake was believing SJWs and Tumblrettes actually spend money on comics. Which they dont.
No.497784
>>497782
I miss the old days
No.497829
>>497761
And so should 8chan then.
No.497837
No.497839
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>>497761
>This fucking cover
>My Reaction
No.497923
>>495852
>I feel like having revenge fantasies instead of power fantasies is one of the signs of being a sociopath.
They are fucking psycho, they all use cuck guilt to get into positions they aren't talented enough to get, and fuck hard work and practice, that shit cuts into their tumblr/twitter bitching time. These companies are more concerned with feeding the clawless tiger that is cunt wave feminism, instead of telling a story comic book readers want to read.
No.497924
>>496882
You know that spooky fog that the enemies would hide in? Gone. I believe there was a redub of the original English actors to not pay them royalties as well.
No.497959
Don't forget, kids. The same author is doing Vampirella.
No.497969
>>497959
>Vampirella
>Wearing clothes
dat shit ain't right.
No.498039
>>497923
You should hear this bitch's podcast. It makes me sick listening to it, and she goes on about nothing.
No.498051
>>497959
KATE LETH IS DOING VAMPIRELLA?!
No.498077
>>497969
Should see what they did to Dejah Thoris. Bitch is specifically described to be dressed only in jewelry……
No.498100
>>497959
It just gets worse and worse
No.498103
Kate Letch's guide to success, wear a tie to every job interview :^)
No.498383
>>498100
>>497969
>>497959
>What should fans know about Vampirella's new costume design, and how it fits into the story? What are your thoughts on the new costume by comparison to the classic design?
>"I love her new design, and I love her original design. The new costume is so fantastic because it's not only something I wish I owned, but it makes sense for her as a capable, crime-fighting vampire!"
>" I'm excited to see Dynamite move in this direction and take chances with younger, newer creators. I want Vampirella to be new-reader-friendly […]"
No.498384
>>497959
>>498100
>>497969
>What should fans know about Vampirella's new costume design, and how it fits into the story? What are your thoughts on the new costume by comparison to the classic design?
>"I love her new design, and I love her original design. The new costume is so fantastic because it's not only something I wish I owned, but it makes sense for her as a capable, crime-fighting vampire!"
>" I'm excited to see Dynamite move in this direction and take chances with younger, newer creators. I want Vampirella to be new-reader-friendly […]"
No.498385
jesus fuck hotwheels
>>498384
>>498383
No.498388
And of course, as soon as the tumblr tards take over the character age-regresses to fifteen. This art could not be any less appropriate for the character.
No.498389
>>498388
meant to reply to >>498384 of course
No.498431
>>497048
Decent. Rohan goes on adventures and fights Japanese spirits
No.499511
This is fucking disgusting
All current media is infested with shitty retarded sjw faggots
It's all garbage
Its all faggot/worthless millennial hipster wish fulfillment and none of it is entertaining at all
No.499903
This board doesnt have near enough storytime
No.500312
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>>496888
>>496882
TL;DR: They let an imcompetent fuckwad use unfinished beta code to make an HD port of two games. The man in charge wanted to rewrite the whole game but found out it would be too expensive to redo the mo-cap, and so gave shitty anime dubbers the job of doing what they do best: fucking up. The voice acting is extremely important to the story.
