No.504680
Storytime of
Patsy Walker AKA Hellcat! #2
Brought to you by Kate Leth
The first issue wasn't…all that great, admittedly, but some of the greatest things in this world had a rocky first step. The first issue was setting the groundwork, but now it's time to really kick it into high gear!
If you're wondering what happened in the first issue: Nothing. But if you wanna investigate in great detail, coupled with /co/'s thoughts on the matter, here's an archive of the first issue.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160113031313/http://8ch.net/co/res/492838.html
No.504681
>>504680
Oh boy! Patsy Walker's working retail! I think this is for that job placement for heroes thing she wanted to start up, or whatever, I don't know.
But isn't it funny and relatable to you, average young female comic book reader?
No.504685
>>504681
Hey, Ia–holy shit what the fuck happened to Ian
If you have any doubts on whether Ian is gay now, Kate made sure to stereotypically queer the fuck out of him. But that's okay, because he makes such a cute pet i mean sidekick i mean supporting character with depth!
No.504688
>>504685
Haha, look at these wacky rage faces Patsy has! Haha hahah ah aha ha ha ha
Anyways, surprise, since Ian and Tom are the only two gay people introduced, Ian likes Tom. Remember when someone said this was a yaoi girl power fantasy?
Also Ian being surprised that Patsy died once after she told him she literally went to hell last issue.
No.504691
>>504688
So..something's finally going to start happening. Patsy walker has to deal with yet another petty theft criminal!
No.504692
>>504691
And it's over.
But there might be some foreshadowing to something that you'll definitely want to tune into for later! Be sure to subscribe to Marvel NOW!
No.504693
>>504692
Oh no, it's Hedy Wolfe! She's gonna…sell books.
Patsy is apparently middle aged as well, despite looking 18.
No.504698
>>504693
Looks like Patsy's been fired again! Oh boy! But at least we were able to squeeze some good humor themes out of this scenario, like 'working retail is not as fun as other jobs' and 'customers ask for things.' But that's okay because Patsy invites a bunch of other girls for lunch! And here's a scene of them having lunch! Why are they all 18 I don't know! Why are comics failing i dont know
I am currently assuming Kate knows nothing about any of these characters outside of Squirrel Girl and wanted a scene of Marvel girls hanging out because it's sooo cute! <3
What is it with tumblr girls at the idea of superheroes hanging out? All girls talk about in the Avengers is the scene of them at the restaurant and anything having to do with Superman and Batman is them being chibis while doing cute <3 things. Do they just not register the other things going on or are they only interested in wacky random xD humor, which is why the only two superheroes they like are Harley Quinn and Deadpool?
No.504700
>>504698
If anyone's wondering, Casiolena is a Defenders villian who made her appearance about a half of a century ago
I am glad Marvel said fuck no to Kate ruining anyone relevant.
No.504702
>>504700
>I am glad Marvel said fuck no to Kate ruining anyone relevant.
This scarcely makes up for them hiring her in the first place
No.504717
Oh boy I am really on the edge of my seat over here.
No.504724
Calling it now Hendy Wolf has some relation with that bag girl
No.504732
>>504698
It's because they don't like superheroes.
They really don't. Sure, they're interested in the culture of superheroes, having superpowers, hanging out in colorful costumes, getting into bizarre situations, having a league of people forced to endure your crap, but when it comes to actual superheroics, they'll shy away because that usually involves hardship, getting hurt, fights, and actual consequences. It's like they want to have a beer after work but don't actually want to get a job.
Really, I think these people might enjoy the crazy, silver age antics of Lois Lane more than actual capes, but they're probably ignorant to the existence of such materialsand/or it doesn't fit their agenda.
No.504940
>>504732
I'm thinking those old silver age stories might even be more interesting than comics marketed towards girls now. I'd certainly rather read about being trapped in a bubble mobile than a story where someone goes to eat with their friends.
No.504951
>>504685
This nigga couldn't be gayer even if he got plowed by a big burly nigger on panel. Also I hate you for storytiming this trash.
No.504965
>>504681
>ebin arrested development reference
No.504968
I think all they have to do is replace valkyrie with fem-thor and the social justice league will be complete
No.504973
To illustrate just how bad kate leth's sameface problem is, I rearranged some of the character's faces in this panel
They could all be done extremely easily with MS paint.
No.505011
>>504973
You know? I didn't notice it at first.
So… should I read to understand the disgust I'm slightly feeling? or it is too much to tolerate?
No.505014
Ugh, while the first issue was worse this one isn't any better as there is still fuck all happening and we're getting a shit ton of "Lol pop culture!" jokes.
Hellcat is such a boring and uninteresting character that's it's hard for me to get angry about anything. Yeah Leth sucks ass as a writer and the artwork is fucking garbage but other than that this issue is just meh…..
No.505016
>>504717
>Not posting the complete image…
No.505020
>>504973
god dammit, how did it come out looking BETTER than the original
No.505048
>>504681
This is probably going to trigger the Stevenfags, but…
>gem necklace
>purple glasses and belt
>similar clothing
>similar hair
>possibly Latina
I'm pretty sure Cancerfucker stole Amethyst. Sorry, I meant "doing an homage."
No.505057
>>504973
But that's not Kate Leth. It's Brittney Williams.
No.505069
>mfw some faggot tried to say this was better than older comics with Hellcat because (n his words) it isn't as sexist
Jesus, wake me up from this nightmare.
No.505071
>>505069
Who is this so-called person and where does he/she/it live?
No.505076
>>505057
Oh damn, really? It looks kind of webcomic-y so I figured she just spent more time on it.
My argument still stands.
No.505081
Wow this made me want to kill myself.
No.505091
the artist cant seem to decide on how tall Hellcat is.
One minute she looks like she's 5'8, next she's fucking 4'1.
No.505131
>>505091
She is aping how some anime did a 'chibi' thing for certain characters did certain actions.
No.505137
>>504681
Retail job. Why? What is the problem with simply taking a percentage of confiscated crime-cash from supervillains? Is it a tax-issue?
No.505143
>>505137
I never understood why heroes don't do that, I mean granted it is kind of a grey area thing but I would just leave a note for the cops saying 'I Superguy #27905 took X amount of money from their stash. I thought it would be put to good use funding my efforts rather than working a retail job like that chick who has been at this since the 1940s and still acts like she is a 20 year old.'
No.505146
>>505081
>Wow this made me want to kill myself.
Then you're doing it wrong.
No.505148
>>505143
>I never understood why heroes don't do that
Because they're good guys. That money belongs to the people they stole it from.
No.505150
>>505137
>What is the problem with simply taking a percentage of confiscated crime-cash from supervillains? Is it a tax-issue?
>>505143
>I never understood why heroes don't do that
Because it's a slippery slope from "I'll just grab $20 from the loot to buy Aunt May's heart medicine" to "WHERE IS THE SPIDER'S TRIBUTE, PEASANTS?!"
No.505190
>>504680
Jesus, what a shitfest.
No.505193
>>504732
Fucking spot on. They are stuck on infantilism.
No.505194
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When the fuck did Hellcat become a fourteen year old boy?
No.505195
>>505071
A guy on a podcast I was listening to. He also gushed about the Jessica Jones show, which should tell you how good his tastes are.
No.505198
>>505195
RAPE====RAPE====RAPE====RAPE
RAPE====RAPE====RAPE====RAPE
RAPE====RAPE====RAPE====RAPE
RAPE====RAPE====RAPE====RAPE
No.505201
>>505016
I don't have it, my bad.
No.505207
Kate has gotten some criticisms of her comic heavily relying on cuteness factor rather than some sort of element of quality.
Kate, being a passive aggressive type, like most if not all twitter/tumblr social justice feminists, complains about it in a mocking way, hoping to let people know just how much she doesn't care (she really doesn't guys!) while at the same time hoping and praying people agree with her that her comic is perfect as is. Of course, the reasoning delves into 'lol comic boys hate women protagonists and want everything to be grimdark and edgy'.
No.505240
>>504698
why is that fish being kept in such a small container without a filter? i know beta fish are marketed as being able to live in small containers, but no fish is going to be happy in a tiny tank with no hiding spots or ventilation.
No.505250
>>505148
That money will sit in a police evidence locker until the trial is over and will go to buying new softball uniforms for their team.
No.505253
>>505150
Well aren't heroes all about discipline and self control? I figure that Spiderman would be able to have the self control to take just enough to get by.
No.505264
>>505212
>girl books don't sell
>what is twilight and fifty shades
Who are these publishers?
No.505265
>>505264
I think they mean Girl comics
No.505266
>>504685
>not sure if Ian is dressed like a total fag or a Jojo character
No.505267
>>505150
But that's how the state works. The peasants pay their taxes, or the cops kick in their doors.
Really, in a capeworld, superhuman feudalism would realistically be inevitable.
No.505268
>>505266
>a Jojo character
He needs more posing for that, dubs
No.505280
>>505069
Matt is truly the worst friend.
No.505281
>>505268
Is it bad if I dig his outfit?
I've been looking for big polka dot shirts for months and this metropolitan faggot just materializes one, fuck I'm mad
No.505291
>>505265
That's because almost every "girl" comic has a fucking agenda.
At least twilight and fifty shades are clearly fap bait. Every time you get a girl comic, it's usually feminist bullshit. Nobody wants to waste their time with that crap.
No.505294
>>505207
good lord, these responses
>THEY'RE JUST MAD THAT IT ISN'T APPEALING TO THEM ANYMORE
>NOT LIKE ME, AN OPEN-MINDED PROGRESSIVE
>I WILL GLADLY CONSUME THIS TRIPE
>BY THE WAY LADIES I'M SINGLE
No.505380
Why do these tumblr cunts think retail jobs are so hard? They're not. It's one of the easiest jobs possible. And I'm saying that with almost 10 years retail experience.
It's the human interaction isn't it? These sad little girls can't handle simply talking to people for 8 hours a day. I'd love to see a tumblrina try working in a factory, or a work as a maid or something
Christ, even being a maid is easy too, but I bet Kate leth could find some way to fuck it up
No.505383
>>505380
But think of all those GUYS just EYE-RAPING you, even TALK-RAPING you about where to find products in the store.
No.505384
>>505380
Working retail means helping and catering to someone else, the direct opposite of saying how great you are on twitter/ saying how bad you are in hopes people tell you how great you are on twitter.
No.505387
>>505380
Working retail means helping and catering to someone else, the direct opposite of saying how great you are on twitter/ saying how bad you are in hopes people tell you how great you are on twitter.
No.505388
>>505387
Goddamn hotwheels
No.505402
>>505383
I forgot all about that "stare rape" shit tbh
And I'm a chick too, it just makes working in retail even simpler. It's always easier to sell shit to guys. Just flirt a little, don't sperg out, and you can make the fucking money. Tumblrinas are so fucking incompetent.
>>505387
You're right my man. Retail must be hell on earth for narcissists
No.505449
>>505402
>I forgot all about that "stare rape"
Then you're going to LOVE this.
No.505464
>>505449
Yeah, let's keep tagging everything with 'rape' so rape is nothing in the end. This is like some sort of plan Syndrome from the Incredibles would do.
No.505487
>>504702
>>I am glad Marvel said fuck no to Kate ruining anyone relevant.
>
>This scarcely makes up for them hiring her in the first place
Simple Kate Leth has so little self worth to herself as a feminist, that she works for fucking nothing and bupkiss. That's why she has billions of books that nobody buys and all these endless titles she appears on.
But don't worry when she hits the wall, as all hipster women do, she'll devolve to her true character as a real life Dee Reynolds. That's all I'm saying.
No.505489
>>505380
>Why do these tumblr cunts think retail jobs are so hard?
There's that silly word again anon, you are referring to "work". That's not a concept that tumbler / twatter-ites understand you silly peasant. They came from wealth and privilege and by gum they are fucking not going to do anything to provide things of value or service to anyone dammit. You are to pay them for just breathing and being alive you fool.
Where do you get off telling them to work with the sweat of their brow?
No.505502
>>505449
Wow. Actually, yeah, that makes sense. I'm gonna try that.
No.505565
>>505380
Retail certainly isn't difficult, but it is definitely shit.
No.505571
>>505487
Who is this woman and what happened when she hit the wall?
No.505578
>>505280
Nah, I think Liam is the worst because at least Matt keeps his cancerous opinions on the podcast. Liam lets his leak into the videos and they're worse off for it.
Woolie is definitely the best friend, though.
No.505584
>>505449
hahah what?
is this real
holy shit i want off this smelly train this is just…
its just silly and comical at this point there's no other way to describe it
if you faggots see this just post "hhahahahaha" and thats it, don't respond just laugh in there stupid ridiculous fucking face because this is just beyond silly
No.505587
>>505578
>Liam talking about gun control and shooting violence in videos
You don't even live here you damn Canuck
No.505592
>>505587
The Canadians are afraid that we'll finally act on the desires of our founding fathers and claim Syrup Land as our own.
All of the snow will be ours.
No.505616
>>505565
Tumblr plz :^)
>>505449
Feminism was a mistake
No.505634
>>505592
If that ever happens, I hope we exclude Quebec. Fuck Quebec.
No.505640
File: 1453491724434.jpg (275.91 KB, 1287x836, 117:76, F6F-3_over_California_1943.jpg)
Daily reminder a 1940's-originated comic called Hellcat was probably named after this beautiful piece of jap-shredding metalwork.
>>505291
Meanwhile, the Shoujo and BL manga of moonland are outselling shit like this at least 10 to one, probably more.
But those actually have, like, a plot. Crimson Spell has battles you actually care about the outcome of… even if the outcome is always a hot tattooed demon guy being wanked off by not-Sephiroth.
No.505642
>>505640
Looks nice and small.
No.505644
>>505291
Jesus..don't remind of that piece of shit Bitch Planet. God what a fucking disappointment…
No.505646
>>505268
And it is not flamboyant enough as well.
No.505649
>>505646
At best, he looks like a background character from Vento Aureo
No.505651
>>504698
All of this honestly reads like what little girls already get with their cartoons and magazines with comics on them. Barbie works in a dress shop, ooh Barbie is wacky and Ken is a faggot. Now Barbie takes her friends for some shopping and after that they relax in a cafe with some smoothies.
Thats all this honestly is. Its just fucking Barbie or Bratz but with superheroines this time. And the funniest thing is Tumblr and SJWs say Barbie and other girly comics are sexist when they are the exact same thing. Bunch of vapid airheads just flapping their gums and doing nothing significant.
No.505662
>>504698
>Lady Hawkeye: "I was just tailing a major human trafficking group, but I had to lose them because of your call for your emergency meeting. Thousands of scared families, now either working in slave-like conditions, or been sent to the bottom of the sea in flimsy ships. Thanks, you ignorant dumb fuck!"
Thats what really should've happened.
No.505670
>>505651
>flapping their gums and doing nothing significant.
It's like that anime; Cute Girls Doing Cute Things. Except it fails the cute-part. Who knew there was an art to Moe-shit?
No.505671
>>504680
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
No.505673
>>505373
>I'm moving away from references
>JK I'm still gonna use references
No.505674
>>505642
Props are larger than they look
No.505676
YOU SUCK KATE, EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SACCHARINE SHITE!
No.505683
No.505687
>>505592
>the Canadians are afraid that we'll finally act on the desires of our founding fathers and claim Syrup Land as our own.
1. You guys totally DID back in 1812 and it didn't work out very well.
2. Please don't pretend for a minute that you'd be able to hold our arctic wastelands come the winter. You'd have to empty the northern states just to have enough cold-weather people to hold Alberta.
However, things have changed. If you guys can somehow bypass election corruption (protip: you can't) and get Trump in there, most of the western provinces would probably be willing to be annexed as a territory like all the tropical paradises you guys fucked off with. We're getting mighty sick of the east's faggotry around here.
No.505689
>>505294
>>BY THE WAY LADIES I'M SINGLE
Hey, at least THAT one is honest.
>"If I pretend to care about your shit, will you touch my dinky?"
No.505694
>>505674
Though some could still be terrifyingly tiny.
No.505710
>>505689
Never going to happen. Even SJWs dont like betas and white knights. Nobody likes them. Even they hate themselves.
No.505730
>>505694
The A6M was a very special airplane in many respects. It's intended sucessor, the A7M, was bigger than the P-47 however.
No.505737
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I'm not gonna advocate for censorship, no
But I would like to live in a world where shit like this doesn't exist
No.505745
>>505016
>not posting the complete image
>not posting any image
If you're going to call someone out it's important you be less of a faggot than they are. You can't even plead ignorance.
No.505760
>>505671
>Nu-Squirrel Girl
>cute
No.505788
>>504692
So was the shoplifter trying to catch Walker or just snag some clothes? If it's the first then why did she not just go up and ambush Walker while Walker was busy working? If it's the latter then why did she bother running when all she had to do was hop in her bag?
It's not as if she didn't recognise Walker as Hellcat given that it's an open secret who she is and anyone interested enough in Hellcat to want to grab specifically her would have told the thief who she was (unless we presume the plan was (1) steal something using magic (2) hope that Hellcat is close enough/ can be bothered to investigate and catch the thief (3) Somehow overpower her using some sort of bag of holding.
Actually, while we're at it, why does Hedy Wolfe arrive here >>504693? If she just wanted to talk she could have just answered her phone at any point in the last few weeks (or called back) and if she wanted to talk to Walker alone without anyone else around then why does she just walk away when Pasty refuses to speak without a lawyer? It's not as if Wolfe offered any incentive to do otherwise.
I just don't get it, what's the point? I'd presume that it's trying to be character/story based but people just seem to do things for vague reasons and then leave after having apparently accomplished nothing. Is the draw that sometimes they give the protagonist minor cat features?
No.505849
>>505651
>Its just fucking Barbie or Bratz but with superheroines this time.
You know, I have a baby sister who collected all those Barbie animated movies. And while they were terrible, at least shit actually happened in them. Stupid shit, mind you, but I could at least identify a plot and conflict in them and describe what happened.
This though? Nothing happens. It's 20 pages of a self-absorbed faghag bitching about her non-problems and forcing the lives of everyone she knows to revolve around her.
Hellcat somehow managed to be worse than the Barbie shit, honestly.
No.505860
>>505710
>Never going to happen.
I'm well aware. I'm just saying it's refreshing that brave/autistic enough to put it out there instead of pretending he really cares.
No.505861
>>505849
>This though? Nothing happens. It's 20 pages of a self-absorbed faghag bitching about her non-problems and forcing the lives of everyone she knows to revolve around her.
Otherwise known as Faye from Questionable Content in a mask.
No.506296
do you guys really have to judge this comic so harshly?
No.506298
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>>506296
>Come On, It’s 2013!
No.506308
>>506298
damn, her teeth look worse than mine and that's really saying something
No.506359
>>505291
>tfw no stories where cool chicks go on adventures without pushing a hamfisted feminist agenda
You know, I like female characters when they're done right, but it's just so fucking rare to find one that's operating as anything other than a hamfisted mouthpiece.
No.506377
>>506359
yep… It's sad really.
No.506508
>>506359
All of the cool chicks are from Japan.
No.506537
>>506508
Well, not all of them. But most.
No.506625
>>506359
Tell me what this is from immediately.
No.506632
>>506296
>"You're hurting a REAL PERSON like you"
Really? Like me? That's odd. I don't remember fucking some dude with cancer and then broadcasting it on social media to hurt his wife and family.
No.506710
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>>506296
Why do SJWs expect us to play by rules they don't even follow themselves?
No.506721
>>506296
Then get the fuck out of the business if you can't handle criticism you fucking dumb bitch. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!
No.508193
>>506710
>"You're the reason blacks are being gunned down in the street!"
Pretty sure BLACKS are the reason blacks are being gunned down in the street.
No.508246
>>506632
wut
what
..What?
WHAT?
No.508252
>>508246
Everything is horrible.
No.508268
>>508252
>"WHY?"
Because she's an attention whore with yellow teeth whose daddy never loved her.
No.508289
>>506296
I also like how it's a cute girl pictured instead of Leth's ugly mug.
No.508304
>>506710
>expecting professional hypocrites to abide by their own standards
It's better to not wonder why they do that shit, it'll save what little sanity you have left.
No.508640
>>506296
Lets not pretend that SJWs don't do the same thing or worse, try to have a person's work pulled down or censored, or hurling death threats or doxxing based on some misplaced sense of self-righteousness to fight "muh sexism" or "muh racism".
No.508709
>>506359
It's like they think that's the only way to write female characters. I just want to see girls having adventures and doing cool shit, not some mouthpiece bitching at me about SJW shit.
No.510891
>>506298
everyone always goes on about her yellowed horse teeth, but no one ever mentions that creepy thousand yard stare she has going on.
No.510950
I actually think the art style is really really cute
maybe because I'm a weeb but the animu and western style is mixed pretty well
too bad the writing is terrible politically correct shit
would read and be fan of if it was its own comic and not some sjw circle jerk
No.511873
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