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Romola Garai: Hollywood made me starve; it’s a machine that harms women
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America wants me
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The real Kes taught this wild Yorkshire lad to fly
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A sandwich in his pocket, a golden statue in his sights
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Stepping out of Dad’s shadow with a dishy vicar
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The ‘sexy pirate’ pop star keelhauled by men in suits
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You asked Hermione to Oxford — so don’t lock her in the chamber of secrets
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To Speak of Woe that is in Marriage
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- Romola Garai:::Hollywood made me starve; it’s a machine that harms women
- Zac Goldsmith:::with his luck maybe he will draw an ace in the poll
- Larry Sanders:::My brother Bernie is itching to give Trump a thump
- David Duchovny:::Mulder and Scully bury the hatchet and start unearthing secrets again
- Sadiq Khan:::No offence, but I’m too clever to be a bus driver
- Howard Jacobson:::Shylock doesn’t shock me. The Bard only hated Jews a bit
- Kenton Cool:::You’re so wrong, doc. I feel on top of the world
- Henry Marsh:::No, I mean it — brain surgery is not difficult
- Frank Skinner:::Here’s a funny thing: I live in fear of not hearing any laughter
- empty:::empty
- Thomas Piketty:::Yes, the book’s a bit long. But sexy, non?
- Mike Bartlett:::A prince’s predicament takes centre stage
- Ann Widdecombe:::Fairy Godmother a bit prickly? Oh yes she is
- Burt Reynolds:::These days two women is too many
- Sarah Outen:::Typhoons can rage, I’m safe on the love boat
- Pete Cashmore:::The Silicon Laird of Manhattan making a grab for global TV
- Ian Rankin:::His friends are falling fast but there’s no rest for Rebus
- Eddie Izzard:::Mais non, this lady’s not for turning on Europe
- Julia Llewellyn Smith:::Christopher Biggins: I’m the luckiest gatecrasher in the world, ha-ha
- Bernard Cornwell:::At ease, Sharpe. The history king has the Bard in his sights
- Simon Armitage:::I’ll read you my poems for nowt, just spare me yours
- John Caudwell:::Lyme disease has devastated us. I’ll use my fortune to fight it
- Julian Fellowes:::Downton’s tortoise plods on to global domination
- Ian and Becky Botham:::Sir Beefy, still going full pelt on life’s torpedo
- Carole Macdonald:::Yes, there was a hidden glass but my Charles Kennedy was no tortured soul
- Margaret Atwood:::Dame Dystopia doesn’t think we’re done for yet
- Banksy:::A tantalising brush with the Rat King
- William Boyd:::The low-profile novelist turns out high, middle and lowbrow work with equal élan
- Stephen Gough:::Even a return to solitary won’t stop me wandering
- Jonathan Sumption:::Never a battle lost by the Hundred Years’ Warden
- Ben Ainslie:::Give me the greenbacks or the Hulk’s a-coming
- Frederic Raphael:::Ready, willing and scathing
- George Weidenfeld:::‘Here is a chance for Jews to do something for Christians’
- Jimmy Carter:::Let the Clintons make millions — he’s happy with peanuts
- Ben Chacko:::A respectful rallying cry from the starry-eyed Lenin of Cheltenham
- David Starkey:::No, no, no. The real Magna Carta was in 1216
- Natalia Potanina:::I’m a reasonable woman — a £5bn divorce seems fair
- Sol Campbell:::Dribble past Zac, dodge a dirty tackle from the left wing, score
- Sean Rad:::I just lit the fire that makes for happier marriages
- Segolene Royal:::Madame Brusque brings down the guillotine
- Danny Boyle:::Beware, the Force can be vile in a nerdy Yoda
- Aubrey de Grey:::He wants to live for ever — with no underpants
- Ruby Wax:::Happiness is barely remembering who she used to be
- Vikram Seth:::When writer’s block strikes, bed is a suitable place to squeeze out a sequel
- Tom Kerridge:::Chips are off for Chef John Bull
- Lily Cole:::She’s quit frivolous fashion for £2,000 stools made from bread
- Jennifer Teege:::My Nazi grandfather would have shot me
- PETER ACKROYD:::The great carouser is cutting down on all but ink
- Mark Strong:::I don’t want a smile or a kiss; I want evil
- David Suchet:::Poirot may be dead but his waddle is harder to kill
- Bertrand Piccard:::To boldly go where even Grandad didn’t go before
- Maggie Smith:::Sorry, dear, but a dowager countess does not do selfies
- Jacqueline Gold:::It’s a short hop from Tory to sexy
- Fay Weldon:::The old she-devil is making mischief between the sexes
- Anne Glover:::Brussels has left a nasty stain on her lab coat
- Rory Bremner:::Sabbatical over. I’m coming for you, Cameron
- Lord Brocket:::The Charlie handing Farage electoral dynamite
- Anthony Horowitz:::War’s over, Foyle. I’ll soldier on
- Lucy Worsley:::I’m sowwy, but you need a bigger codpiece
- John Hurt:::Nonsense. I wasn’t bohemian, I was expansive
- Keir Starmer:::Labour’s silky smooth mover
- Anne Wojcicki:::Queen Google tests positive for the Scrooge gene
- Mariella Frostrup:::I’m glad my hot flushes are causing a few blushes
- Isa Guha and Ebony Rainford-Brent:::Howzat for bowling a googly at the old boys’ club?
- Katherine Jenkins:::World domination, sensitive little moi?
- EO Wilson:::King of the ants has the gigantic task of saving us all
- Charlie Falconer:::Wait for my cookbook, ‘Pull the Ring-Pull’
- Piers Morgan:::A failure? The Aston Martin says not yet
- William Cash:::Trouble at the manor for Squire Ukip
- Alan Johnson:::Return to sender — the postie doesn’t want No 10
- David Richards::: The sacrifice has been worth it — there will not be another 9/11
- Francis Fukuyama:::Yes, history’s death was exaggerated
- Julian Assange:::Soon he’ll be free, pursued by his own phantoms
- Val McDermid:::Sorry, guys, but women are much better at the art of spilling guts
- Katie Hopkins:::Thank me, chubsters; all this lard is for you
- Danny Alexander:::Monarch of the glen, coalition kingmaker
- Omid Djalili:::Eeyore’s serious side is lurking under his fez
- Jo Pavey:::Glory of the long-distance mother
- Paulo Coelho:::Don’t worry: you’re not the adulteress in my book
- Diana Rigg:::The dame of thrones lands a whopper
- Jim Davidson:::My great regret was being banned from Maggie’s funeral
- June Osborne:::Crashing through the stained-glass ceiling
- Esther Rantzen:::The child protector thumbs a new edge on her sword
- Boris Becker:::Becker on Wimbledon, laughing and his greatest challenges
- Biz Stone:::Get ready for Show Biz — it’s Twitter the Musical
- Alan Davies:::A farewell to Rik and his overheated flies
- Bear Grylls:::Robinson Crusoe’s hooked on the joy of pecs
- Lord Browne:::After hiding his sexuality, the former BP boss' book aims to help gay people come out
- Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt:::We love your Mr Cameron — he’s a monster freak
- Irvine Welsh:::No more heroin; the literary bad boy’s gone tofu-spotting
- Kwasi Kwarteng:::Big brain, big mouth, big Tory future on hold
- Neil and Christine Hamilton:::Your cash will be safe with us in the Treasury
- Marine Le Pen:::Non, Nigel, you must stay outside my palace gate
- Simon Mann:::I’ve learnt my lesson. Now, any coups going?
- James Lovelock:::Gaia's revenge is on hold
- Steve Smith:::Giving the property sharks a pounding
- Desmond and Mpho Tutu:::Forgive, ha-ha, those who, tee-hee, hurt you
- Michel Roux Jr:::Oui, there are spuds in my bubble and pique
- Russell Kane:::Just get out and vote, Generation BBC3
- David Nicholson:::Yes, I hurt the NHS, but I'll patch it up
- Jim Naughtie:::Don’t believe your ears — I’m a happy chappie
- Philip Treacy:::Not mad, but simply the mystified hatter
- Rosemary Conley:::Hip and thigh, on its last legs
- Hamid Karzai:::America has left me with a mess. I can’t wait to go
- Joanne Cash:::Fancy some casual sexism, boys? Become an MP
- James Purefoy:::Out of the morgue, into a killing spree
- Penny Mordaunt:::Get fresh and the mermaid of Westminster will break your arm
- Nick Robinson:::A big beast grapples with the Bulgarians
- Mark Gatiss:::The goth of small screens
- Chris Hadfield:::The space Odysseus relishes terra firma
- Keith Vaz:::Only the limelight sticks to Vazeline
- Larry David:::Kaboom! More egos gone
- John Grisham:::The bad guys have no chance against this sucker
- Shimon Peres:::Old father nuclear turns to the young for peace
- Stephanie Flanders::: If only they had offered me Newsnight
- TOM HIDDLESTON:::Kneel, for I shall be lord of the multiplex
- Michael Heseltine:::Let me tell you when to go, PM
- Chris Packham:::His bark is worse than his soundbite
- Tommy Robinson:::For you, Tommy, the war isn’t over
- Damian McBride:::Ah, when I say I’ve finished lying ...
- Tamara Mellon:::Her kitten heels are off, her claws out
- Arnold Schwarzenegger :::Louise Mensch finds Arnie's soft spot
- DAVID MILIBAND:::the goldfish on a mission outside his bowl
- Robert Macfarlane:::I'm safe from the literary sharks in here, says Booker chief judge
- Maajid Nawaz:::A tortured jihadist blossoms into Clegg’s darling
- Rory Bremner:::As happy as an alcoholic in a distillery
- Marin Alsop:::The last night of the men only club
- Godfrey Bloom:::Watch UKIP MEP justify his 'bong bongo' comment
- Arianna Huffington:::Net serpents beware – Eden’s prefect is coming
- Michelle Cound:::On yer bike. Only I get to ring his bell
- Will.i.am:::wait till robots are sexier than women
- Susan Greenfield:::At least I won’t be hatching angry nerds
- Nicky Haslam:::I’m rather in love with Ed Miliband
- Rodriguez:::I'm bigger than Jagger? Oh well, if you insist
- Alan Milburn:::I'm not sure Cameron cares if you stay poor
- Liam Byrne:::Scroungers beware — Crybaby is getting tough
- Jeremy Irons:::So what did the Top of the Pops groupies want?
- Nick Ross:::10 years' work, still clueless about rape
- David Sainsbury:::It's really hard work giving away £1bn
- Natascha Kampusch:::A kidnap ends and a new trauma begins
- Dale Vince:::The ex can whistle for my wind millions
- Greg Dyke:::Filling the early bath for Patten
- Charles Moore:::King Fogey's clinches with a coy iron lady
- Mark Haddon:::On the curious curse of my hit novel
- David Nutt:::Give me ’shrooms and I’ll be good
- BRIAN COX:::The face that’s launching a thousand spaceships
- Christine Blower:::It'll be more than the naughty step next time, Mr Gove
- Robert Peston:::A traumatic triple dip all of his own
- Antonio Pappano:::Essex boy smites the philistines
- Ranulph Fiennes:::You’ve got to hand it to him
- Nigella Lawson:::Look closer - I have a dark side
- Helen Ghosh:::A wind turbine is a thing of beauty
- Mary Beard:::She's one hot Latin lover
- Duncan Bannatyne:::He’s Huff the moaning Dragon
- The Earl of Cardigan:::There’s not much call for a peer in Swindon jobcentre
- Mary Berry:::Flour, eggs, sugar... and steel
- Les Ebdon:::Lump it, middle England
- John McCririck:::I’m vile. Women love me
- Wilbur Smith:::This lion sleeps tonight
- Billy Connolly:::Ha, you'll never get me in a velvet jail
- Gavin Grant:::He has enough targets to fill Noah’s Ark
- Priscilla Presley:::Stick to the dwarfs, or I’ll get grumpy
- Queen Noor of Jordan:::You stay out, and the Arab spring has a chance
- Andrew Flintoff:::I am scary, honest
- Fabrice Muamba:::A goner for 78 minutes — and still lost
- Nassim Nicholas Taleb:::He’s come back to scare us again
- Ian Thorpe:::I was in far too deep
- Beverley Turner:::The old James is gone for ever
- Damian Aspinall:::The runt that roared
- Alice Roberts:::The hot prof is a cavegirl at heart
- Anna Larke:::It turned him on to see me cry
- Andreas Wesemann:::Smile, class, it’s only an 11-hour day
- Felix Dennis:::From bawd to bard — with a heart of oak
- Dara O Briain:::No celebrity, no back story — I'm simply a tradesman
- Edwina Currie:::Hello, lover boys — I was great, wasn't I?
- Charlie Brooks:::Founder member of the Chipping Norton Upset
- Viktoria Mullova:::Finished playing Air on a KGB String
- Ray Winstone:::Listen, I don’t do noncey
- Clive James:::Cancer, decline, I deserve the lot
- Constance Briscoe:::Kaboom! He left me, ha-ha-ha
- Frank Cottrell Boyce:::Okay then, Ma’am, you can pick the helicopter
- Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall:::A nice pinta to wash down the woodlouse fritters
- Keith Allen:::Ah, bless. A little feathered fiend
- Leona Lewis:::I’m making discipline the next hit in my manor
- Chuka Umunna:::Ghosts shadow Mr Tasty
- Maajid Nawaz:::And most other jihadists are just like me too
- Dave Lee Travis:::Look out, Suu Kyi – he’s a bit touchy
- Jeremy Vine:::Ooh squeeze me, please me, BBC
- Michael Sandel:::Listen, this face is not for sale
- Griff Rhys Jones:::This is all the wind power we need ...
- Engelbert Humperdinck:::Have I still got it? Yeah, and it’s this big
- Oona King:::House! I've won adoption bingo
- Gok Wan:::Feel free to grab my noodles, ladies
- Gus O'Donnell:::Half man, half stapler – but no match for his iPad
- Boris Johnson:::Keep it quiet - this job has changed me
- Mary Beard:::What have I ever done for the Romans? Well...
- Lucy Worsley:::Yum, history with plenty of sauce
- Eric Joyce:::Me, I could start a fight in an empty Commons room
- James Middleton:::Let’s talk cake – but not Kate