March 24, 2016

WEIRDLY FASCINATING

Chocolate Easter Bunny vs. hydraulic press.

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(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 02:27 PM
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SOUNDS GREAT, EXCEPT FOR THE 'MULTISPORT' PART

Greater Yellowstone Multisport & Beer Adventure

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 11:15 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

It was not clear why Presley shot a lawn mower filled with an explosive.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 11:11 AM
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HE'S PROBABLY PINING FOR THE FJORDS*

Mystery over parrot on London Underground

(Thanks to Ralph)

*Classical reference.

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 11:09 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Texas woman pulls in front of ex-boyfriend's new Rolls Royce, takes out gun and disables luxury car with one shot

She looks distraught.

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 11:01 AM
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JUST A CHOCOLATE BUNNY FOR US, THANKS

Chicken diapers for Easter?

(Thanks to bayou girl)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 10:57 AM
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WHY IS IT EVEN LEGAL?

A can of Axe body spray is being blamed for an incident that had the Seattle Fire Department evacuating a University District church and daycare center, and calling in a hazmat team.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 10:56 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR STYX

Genetically-Modified Maggots Could Help Wounds Heal Faster

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on March 24, 2016 at 10:54 AM
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March 23, 2016

'TRAINING'

State lawmakers are considering a bill that would require all Alabama teachers to take training on how not to have sex with their students.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 05:06 PM
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THIS SOUNDS BAD UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHO THE COMPETITION IS

Prairie Dogs Are Serial Killers That Murder Their Competition

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 05:04 PM
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THEY BUILT A FORT OUT OF THEM

Charity shop begs women not to return used copies of Fifty Shades of Grey

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 04:57 PM
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LOOKING TO ADD SPARKS TO YOUR LOVE LIFE?

Mirrored headboard turns into 'big magnifying glass,' burns Fresno home's carport to crisp

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 04:56 PM
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NONE OF THESE THINGS SHOULD BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

A Crestview couple was arrested early Tuesday morning after a woman hit her husband in the back of the head with a burrito and he retaliated by stabbing her in the hand with a fork, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office social media post.

(Thanks to Diane)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 01:25 PM
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THEY MIGHT GET REALLY, REALLY FAR

Flying saucer stolen in Roswell

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 01:23 PM
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SCIENCE

Shooting Lasers at Frogs Brings Us Closer to Curing Cancer

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 01:22 PM
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GUESS THE STATE

Woman runs over boyfriend outside topless spot

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 01:17 PM
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INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Watch naked Broad Street reveller be 'rescued' by Bananaman

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 11:46 AM
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BOLO, MISSOURI

Somebody kidnapped Barrel Bob.

(Thanks to Kim Michel)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 11:42 AM
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EVERY PARENT CAN RELATE

The diabolical Lego Firewalk.

(Thanks to Peter)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 11:40 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Somebody is remaking Plan 9 from Outer Space.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 23, 2016 at 11:38 AM
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