00:00:00 | hut, hut, hut, hut!
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00:00:03 | Ah, finally, the summit!
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00:00:04 | (panting)
It's beautiful, sir!
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00:00:08 | (gasps)
Is that a comb?
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00:00:11 | General: No, son, that's just a hair clip.
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00:00:14 | Well, no time for sightseeing.
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00:00:16 | All right, you lousy bunch of bugs!
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00:00:19 | I want to see a nit
on every single hair in a ten-inch radius.
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00:00:24 | Now!
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00:00:24 | Lice: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
hut.
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00:00:28 | General: Mm-hmm, yes.
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00:00:31 | Good job.
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00:00:32 | Uh, General?
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00:00:33 | You've never actually seen a comb, have you?
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00:00:37 | Yes, I've seen a comb, son.
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00:00:39 | In fact, it took off my fifth leg.
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00:00:44 | But I lived!
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00:00:45 | And I'll keep on living
until we've conquered
every head in this entire city!
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00:00:51 | We are lice, son!
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00:00:54 | And nothing can ever get rid of us.
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00:00:58 | Nothing!
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00:00:59 | (laughing hysterically)
(Muffy grumbling)
Hey!
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00:01:10 | Oops.
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00:01:18 | Nice hair.
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00:01:20 | Thanks.
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00:01:21 | Not his--yours.
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00:01:22 | Ilovethose purple highlights.
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00:01:25 | (gasps)
(band practicing march tune)
Sorry.
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00:01:42 | Muffy: Francine!
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00:01:43 | I'm open, I'm open!
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00:01:50 | (cries out)
Muffy, you said you were open!
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00:01:54 | You could have scored!
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00:01:56 | I'm sorry, Francine.
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00:01:57 | It's this darn itchy head.
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00:01:59 | It's been bothering me a day.
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00:02:02 | Go to the nurse.
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00:02:02 | It might be head lice.
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00:02:03 | My sister had it and it started with an itch.
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00:02:07 | I couldn't have head lice.
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00:02:08 | That's something that dirty people get.
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00:02:12 | That's not true.
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00:02:12 | Look at Buster.
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00:02:13 | He's never had head lice.
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00:02:18 | Muffy: You see, suzette, my nanny, washes
my hair every day
so I couldn't have...
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00:02:24 | (grumbling)
Thatwas in my hair?
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00:02:29 | I'm afraid so.
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00:02:31 | Help! I'm covered in bugs!
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00:02:33 | Actually, head lice only live on the head.
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00:02:38 | What if the other kids find out?
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00:02:40 | I'll be treated like a "leopard"!
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00:02:42 | I'll be "ostrich-ized"!
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00:02:49 | Muffy!
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00:02:50 | I have your math homework!
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00:02:53 | (bugs buzzing)
(squawks)
(gasps)
Oh, Ms. Flynn, promise you won't tell anyone!
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00:03:09 | Please, please, please!
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00:03:11 | Calm down, Muffy.
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00:03:13 | If you and your parents follow my instructions
you'll be able to get rid of the lice.
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00:03:19 | Hi!
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00:03:20 | Francine, what are you doing here?!
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00:03:22 | I wanted to see what the nurse said.
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00:03:25 | So, do you have head lice?
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00:03:27 | Me? Head lice?
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00:03:28 | I don't have head lice!
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00:03:29 | The nurse said that I was just...
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00:03:32 | thinking too hard.
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00:03:35 | Uh, why are we here?
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00:03:36 | What's the meaning of life?
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00:03:38 | Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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00:03:43 | Hey, Muffy!
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00:03:43 | You dropped your hat!
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00:03:47 | Ooh! So soft!
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00:03:50 | Get ready.
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00:03:50 | The new head is approaching.
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00:03:52 | Head for the scalp!
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00:03:54 | On the double!
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00:03:55 | Lice: Hut! hut! hut! hut!
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00:03:56 | Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
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00:03:57 | General: Contact!
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00:03:59 | Francine: Mmm!
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00:04:02 | (with French accent): Bend your head.
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00:04:05 | We have to put the "Nit Hit" lice shampoo
on.
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00:04:08 | (sobbing)
This is the worst thing that's ever happened
to me.
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00:04:13 | Life is so unfair!
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00:04:16 | Muffy, dear, you're overreacting.
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00:04:19 | EvenIhad head lice when I was a child.
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00:04:22 | Ah, yes, I remember it well.
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00:04:28 | (sobbing)
This is the worst thing that's ever happened
to me!
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00:04:34 | Life is so unfair!
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00:04:38 | You'll have to stay home tomorrow
and we'll have to get everything cleaned--
the sheets and towels, your clothes...
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00:04:45 | even the carpet.
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00:04:47 | Of course, we could use this
as an opportunity to redecorate!
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00:04:53 | Yippee!
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00:04:54 | Francine: Have you seen muffy?
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00:04:56 | I have her hat.
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00:04:58 | No-- maybe she's out sick today.
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00:05:00 | Hey, that's really pretty!
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00:05:05 | Nice hat!
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00:05:07 | Scrumptious!
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00:05:08 | Oh, it feels so expensive!
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00:05:11 | (clearing throat)
I have an important announcement.
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00:05:14 | Yesterday, a case of head lice
was reported at school.
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00:05:18 | This week, you will all have
to have your hair checked by me every morning.
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00:05:23 | (gasps)
I knew it!
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00:05:25 | Muffy did have head lice!
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00:05:26 | Also, it's very important that you do not
wear
anybody else's coats, scarves or hats.
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00:05:33 | We want to try and keep the head lice from
spreading.
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00:05:36 | Lice: Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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00:05:38 | Lieutenant: We landed four days ago, sir.
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00:05:41 | We now have bugs on ten heads.
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00:05:44 | Excellent!
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00:05:44 | Soon, the entire school will be at our feet.
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00:05:48 | (sniffing)
What's that smell, sir?
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00:05:51 | Hair gel, son.
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00:05:54 | Isn't it wonderful?
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00:05:56 | (inhales deeply)
Ah! I love the smell of hair gel in the morning.
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00:06:03 | It smells like...
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00:06:05 | (lieutenant yells)
General, what's happening?
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00:06:08 | Help! Help! Help! Help...!
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00:06:14 | Sorry, Nigel.
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00:06:15 | Oh...
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00:06:16 | I knew I should have gone to business school.
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00:06:19 | All: Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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00:06:22 | This'll do the trick.
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00:06:23 | Mayonnaise?
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00:06:24 | You're going to put mayonnaise on my head?
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00:06:27 | Sure! It's what your Grandma used on me
when I was a kid.
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00:06:31 | D.W. (taunting): Ha-ha!
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00:06:33 | Mayo-head! Mayo-head!
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00:06:36 | Cut it out!
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00:06:37 | Daddy, now put cheese and tomatoes
on Arthur's head!
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00:06:41 | That's right, laugh it up, D.W.
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00:06:43 | You won't find it so funny in a minute.
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00:06:46 | You're next.
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00:06:47 | Me?
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00:06:48 | Why me?
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00:06:48 | I don't have head mice.
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00:06:49 | They're called headlice,honey.
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00:06:52 | And we all might have them.
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00:06:55 | Mom: I'm sorry, d.w.
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00:06:57 | but there may be lice hiding in their fur.
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00:06:59 | It'll only be for a few weeks.
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00:07:02 | Weeks?!
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00:07:03 | Wait!
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00:07:04 | There.
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00:07:05 | So the animals can breathe.
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00:07:09 | Good-bye, Poofles!
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00:07:11 | Good-bye, Moo-Moo!
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00:07:12 | Good-bye, Tooky!
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00:07:14 | I'll never forget any of you.
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00:07:20 | Cut it out, boy!
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00:07:22 | Dad! Pal, keeps trying to eat my head!
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00:07:26 | (sighs)
I can't wait for this to be over.
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00:07:29 | (cap squishes against pillow)
Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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00:07:35 | Binky: So, let me get this straight.
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00:07:37 | I get to watch TV for hours and hours
instead of doing homework?
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00:07:42 | Right-- you've got a ton of nits
and they're very hard to get out.
|
00:07:46 | This is so cool!
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00:07:49 | I love lice!
|
00:07:53 | I'm clean!
|
00:07:54 | I'm clean!
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00:07:55 | Ooh! Ooh!
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00:07:57 | Oops! Sorry, Francine.
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00:07:59 | You should be!
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00:08:01 | It was an accident.
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00:08:02 | I didn't mean to knock you down.
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00:08:04 | Not for that!
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00:08:05 | For giving me lice!
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00:08:06 | I can't get rid of them.
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00:08:07 | We've tried everything!
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00:08:08 | Well, you must be doing something wrong.
|
00:08:11 | Yeah, talking to you.
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00:08:12 | You started this whole thing.
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00:08:14 | You probably have a million lice by now.
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00:08:17 | For your information, Ms. Frensky
I am nit free!
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00:08:21 | So, ha!
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00:08:24 | Muffy: You're doing it all wrong!
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00:08:25 | I wanted the Big Dipper above mybed.
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00:08:29 | (sighs)
(gasps)
Un pou!
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00:08:33 | Gesundheit.
|
00:08:34 | No, Muffy.
|
00:08:35 | The lice, they are back!
|
00:08:38 | But... but that's impossible!
|
00:08:41 | Man: Did you know that this old cigar box
you were going to throw out
is actually worth $37?
|
00:08:50 | Thirty-seven dollars?
|
00:08:52 | Well, bless my toes!
|
00:08:55 | I can't take it anymore!
|
00:08:56 | Five straight nights of mindless television.
|
00:09:00 | Can I go to bed, please, Mom?
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00:09:03 | Not yet, honey.
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00:09:05 | (exasperated): Oh!
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00:09:09 | Now we're using olive oil.
|
00:09:10 | It seems to work, and Pal doesn't eat it.
|
00:09:13 | Well, I hope it works.
|
00:09:14 | I wonder why I haven't gotten head lice.
|
00:09:16 | Everybody else seems to have them.
|
00:09:20 | (hollow, muffled breathing)
This place is disgusting!
|
00:09:29 | Louse: let's go back to the teacher's
head!
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00:09:33 | Muffy: I didn't give you lice!
|
00:09:34 | You gavemelice!
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00:09:37 | But you gave them back to me.
|
00:09:38 | Prove it!
|
00:09:39 | Prove you didn't!
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00:09:40 | Brain: Hey, calm down, you guys.
|
00:09:43 | I've been doing some research on head lice.
|
00:09:45 | The articles say it's impossible to tell
who gave it to whom.
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00:09:50 | But lice can be harder to get rid of
when you have long hair.
|
00:09:59 | They said we were going to look like models.
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00:10:03 | We do-- boy models.
|
00:10:06 | Hmm.
|
00:10:07 | We might be able to do
some pretty fun things with this haircut.
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00:10:13 | Francine: Hey, binky, any nits?
|
00:10:15 | Nope!
|
00:10:17 | I never thought I'd say this
but it's good to be back in school.
|
00:10:21 | You said it!
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00:10:23 | Hey, you can't...
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00:10:25 | You're in the...
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00:10:26 | (yelling)
(Muffy and Francine laughing)
Two weeks since our forces landed
and now I'm the last louse alive.
|
00:10:43 | The school has defeated us.
|
00:10:49 | The bunny!
|
00:10:50 | If I can just get to his head, I can hatch
a new army!
|
00:10:57 | I will survive!
|
00:10:58 | Buster: Hey, george.
|
00:10:59 | Going to get your head checked?
|
00:11:05 | (louse screaming)
(kids chatting)
Louse: Help me! help me!
|
00:11:14 | (splat)
And now...
|
00:11:23 | I know that head lice can make your head
very itchy.
|
00:11:27 | But I'm really interested in mosquitoes.
|
00:11:30 | (buzzing)
I'm going to the mosquito lab to learn more
about mosquitoes.
|
00:11:37 | I'm Al, and you're Vondell?
|
00:11:39 | Yeah.
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00:11:40 | Al: I'm al gettman
Rhode Island mosquito abatement coordinator.
|
00:11:43 | We capture mosquitoes every week and test
them.
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00:11:46 | Vondell: They trap lots and lots of mosquitoes
and check them, because mosquitoes can carry
diseases.
|
00:11:52 | An infected mosquito could bite and make
somebody sick.
|
00:11:55 | Vondell: I learned the different stages
in the life of a mosquito.
|
00:12:00 | Adult mosquitoes lay their eggs
in puddles or in artificial containers
and they hatch into these wigglers
which are calledmosquito larvae.
|
00:12:07 | They live like thatfor about a week.
|
00:12:10 | Then after that, they become...
|
00:12:12 | a pupa.
|
00:12:13 | Right, exactly.
|
00:12:14 | And the pupa lives
for two or three days...
|
00:12:16 | and then it changes into a mosquito?
|
00:12:18 | That's right, becomes an adult mosquito.
|
00:12:23 | It's a blood-feeding insect.
|
00:12:23 | Only females drink the blood.
|
00:12:26 | (Vondell buzzing)
Gettman: Well, that's what she needs to form
her eggs.
|
00:12:30 | Not very nice, though, is it?
|
00:12:31 | Vondell: Al showed me how the trap works.
|
00:12:33 | The mosquito is attracted to the light bulb
and you see the fan right there?
|
00:12:38 | Vondell: The light attracts mosquitoes.
|
00:12:40 | The fan pulls them down, and they're trapped
in the net.
|
00:12:44 | Could she get out?
|
00:12:45 | No.
|
00:12:46 | Michelle separates them into different groups.
|
00:12:50 | This one has a brown head.
|
00:12:53 | Very good.
|
00:12:53 | Vondell: For protection
spray mosquito repellent on yourself
wear long-sleeved shirts and long pants.
|
00:13:02 | Kids:..
|
00:13:07 | Treasure Island, one of my favorite books.
|
00:13:10 | When I read it, I imagine I'm a pirate
like Long John Silver.
|
00:13:17 | Avast! Thar's the "X."
Dig up the buried treasure, lad.
|
00:13:25 | Human treasure, lad, not dog treasure.
|
00:13:28 | Keep digging.
|
00:13:33 | Okay, you can stop digging now.
|
00:13:36 | Imagining I'm someone else
is one of the things I love about reading.
|
00:13:41 | But I wonder what it'd be like
if I could actually besomeone else
like Mr. Ratburn.
|
00:13:47 | (Ratburn clears throat)
Good morning, ass.
|
00:13:50 | Let's start the day off with a little math
quiz.
|
00:13:53 | (students groan)
Ratburn:.. that wasn't a very big groan.
|
00:14:00 | Maybe I'm getting too soft on them.
|
00:14:03 | On second thought, let's start the day
with abigmathtest!
|
00:14:09 | (students groan louder)
Ah! That's more like it.
|
00:14:16 | Hey, I have an idea!
|
00:14:17 | Why don't you imagine what it's like to be
me for a day
and I'll imagine what it's like to be you?
|
00:14:28 | e becoming me...
|
00:14:31 | You are becoming me...
|
00:14:34 | You are becoming me...
|
00:14:37 | You are becoming me...
|
00:14:51 | (Arthur yawns)
Arthur: Ten toes, ten fingers.
|
00:15:04 | Yep, I'm all here.
|
00:15:08 | (yawns)
(grunts)
(doll squeaks)
Good morning, Arthur.
|
00:15:29 | D.W.: Arthur!
|
00:15:30 | Stop talking to yourself.
|
00:15:32 | Do you have any idea what time it is?
|
00:15:34 | It's only 7:30.
|
00:15:36 | Oh, so that's what it says.
|
00:15:37 | Well, you better get moving or you'll be
late for training.
|
00:15:42 | Training? For what?
|
00:15:44 | (Pal whimpers)
The 3K race-- it's today!
|
00:15:50 | Oh, no, I completely forgot I signed up for
it.
|
00:15:55 | Care to enter the library's 3K race, Arthur?
|