Juliet Mushens

@mushenska

Literary agent, sartorialist and cat wrangler. Pollyanna-ish. Master of the cheeky wink. Generally heard before I'm seen. Bend and SNAP.

London
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Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Dec 2015

    A reminder that I am open to fiction submissions. Current wish list/submissions info is here:

    161 retweets 204 likes
  2. 43 minutes ago

    AM I ALLOWED NOTHING OF MY OWN

    5:08 a.m. - 1 May 2016 · Details
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  3. 2 hours ago

    I agree with on urgent need to challenge antisemitism on left. But this para left me reeling with WTF.

    3:38 a.m. - 1 May 2016 · Details
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  4. 2 hours ago

    "I'll see how I feel" - Translation: You won't be seeing me later

    1,551 retweets 2,303 likes
  5. 2 hours ago

    Sometimes Luna hides in here for the sole purpose of punching me in the leg when I walk past

    3:37 a.m. - 1 May 2016 · Details
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  6. Apr 29 Louth, Ireland

    Yikes! Loving the sound of this Big Thanks ❤️

    2:42 p.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. 3 hours ago

    Yesterday I didn't get out of bed til 5pm. Today I have a long list of chores & a dinner party to prep. And yet...

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  8. 4 hours ago

    Zac Goldsmith's entire campaign.

    1:29 a.m. - 1 May 2016 · Details
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  9. Apr 25

    42)

    Reporter high fives a guy in the eye and it's incredible.
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    12:55 p.m. - 25 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. Apr 25

    28) I need to know what elmo did

    FUCKKK IM CRYING
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    12:03 p.m. - 25 Apr 2016 · Details
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  11. Apr 11

    I Followed You Based Off Of A Few Good Tweets And My Timeline Has Been Filled With Drama Ever Since But I'm Scared To Unfollow You: A Memoir

    254 retweets 971 likes
  12. 21 hours ago

    Holding Luna's paw is a privilege not a right

    8:36 a.m. - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
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  13. 22 hours ago

    Loudest cat ever

    7:50 a.m. - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
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  14. 22 hours ago

    Look at those silly paws

    7:29 a.m. - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
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  15. 23 hours ago

    Just finished Good Me Bad Me !! Could not turn the pages fast enough!! xx

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  16. 24 hours ago

    Real life examples of successful submission letters, how to write a synopsis, dos & don'ts and I'll be offering feedback on live pitches!

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  18. Apr 27

    Not all heroes wear capes.

    12:08 a.m. - 27 Apr 2016 · Details
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  19. Apr 30

    Me reading The Toast

    4:56 a.m. - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
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  20. 5 May 2014

    bucky's smokey eye tutorial 1) take eye shadow 2) RUB IT OVER YOUR EYES LIKE IT'S THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES 3) blend

    3,233 retweets 2,718 likes
  21. Apr 29

    The replies to this simple message are fascinating. And terrifying. We are *so lucky* to have the NHS.

    I’ve been criticized for this point, so allow me to repeat it: Yes, health care is a right of all people.
    324 retweets 237 likes
  22. Apr 25

    “I won’t glorify or romanticize heartbreak, for me it was a kind of death and I was forced to keep living.” -Warsan Shire

    473 retweets 564 likes
  23. Apr 30

    Luna thinks she should get to eat my croissant. Luna is wrong.

    2:41 a.m. - 30 Apr 2016 · Details
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  26. Apr 29

    Awesome Battlemage cake from last night's event

    fantastic cake at last night's event.
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  27. Apr 29

    11:39 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  28. Apr 29

    I do! I'll tweet a few...

    hello! Loved the miniaturist story about you. Do you have any pics of the display/ mini books?
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  29. Apr 29

    Me at 5pm: ah, everything in order, only a gentle hour until bank holiday Me 5:05-8pm:

    11:37 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  30. 15 Nov 2013

    fondly remembering the time a girl in my RE class asked "if nuns can't have sex, how do they make other nuns?"

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  31. Apr 29

    when mom catches you roleplaying online as horny link

    7:08 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  32. Apr 29

    Cover reveal for my mate 's new book . With the best tagline ever. Seriously ✊

    5:42 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  34. Apr 29

    Really excited about DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME by

    5:24 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  35. Apr 29

    Reminder that I'm giving a talk on writing historical fiction at City Uni, London, on 25 May. Come and heckle.

    fans join us May 25 for event with &
    10 retweets 14 likes
  36. Apr 29

    who wore it best

    2:50 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  37. Apr 29

    Still think this was the greatest Smiths lyric there never was

    Ken Livingstone is in a toilet and the British news media are camped outside the door asking if he agrees with Hitler.
    389 retweets 419 likes
  38. Apr 29

    Delays on the Metropolitan line due to person on a train telling an anecdote so boring it is physically warping space-time.

    180 retweets 169 likes
  39. Apr 28

    Happy National Superhero Day.

    3:58 p.m. - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
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  41. Apr 29

    Washed my hair/putting make-up on after being off sick and feeling like

    12:34 a.m. - 29 Apr 2016 · Details
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  42. Apr 28

    . features in 's new novel:

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  43. Apr 28

    Luna is really unsure about my sister being here 😂😂

    1:38 p.m. - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 26 likes
  44. Apr 24

    throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo..

    7:04 p.m. - 24 Apr 2016 · Details
    15,456 retweets 21,326 likes
  45. 24 Dec 2013

    When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.

    15,193 retweets 22,791 likes
  46. Apr 21

    Tom Hardy always looks like he's charging his phone across the room and he just saw someone almost touch it

    7:43 a.m. - 21 Apr 2016 · Details
    5,340 retweets 7,505 likes
  47. Apr 28

    Miscreants

    11:46 a.m. - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
    2 retweets 43 likes
  48. Apr 28

    Neville is doing a little thumbs up

    11:31 a.m. - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
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