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There are alot of products for dogs these days, including dog beer (meat water). So I made delicious non-intoxicating dog cocaine

There are alot of products for dogs these days, including dog beer (meat water). So I made delicious non-intoxicating dog cocaine

There are alot of products for dogs these days, including dog beer (meat water). So I made delicious non-intoxicating dog cocaine Read More
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Its party time for dogs! this treat is an EDIBLE NON-INTOXICATING powder that dogs love and if consumed with vigor will leave a little powder around the upper lip of your doggy, creating the illusion that your k9 like to party!

This product is SAFE for human EATING. HAS NO INTOXICATING EFFECTS except making your dog get excited for treats, but lets be honest, dogs fucking love treats.

Features:

Single ingredient recipe 

Suitable for all life stages 

All Natural

Grain & Gluten-Free treat 

Rich in vitamins and minerals 

No artificial preservatives, colors or sweeteners 

Great for dogs and cats with allergies or sensitive stomachs 

"Human-grade" ingredients 

sourced in the USA 

Produced and Packaged in California/Arizona

Risks and challenges

R&D is complete! Product is formulated and ready for production and packaging! current test show it is edible for: HUMANS, DOGS, CATS (good luck trying to convince a cat to do something!), chupacabras, and bears. might be edible to other things but that is are far as we got.

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    1 gram of dog cocaine + a thank you letter

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    I will sent you 2 grams of Dog Cocaine + a thank you letter

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    i will send you 1 oz of Dog cocaine + + a thank you letter

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    I will send you 1 lb of dog cocaine + a thank you letter

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    I will personally deliver 1 pound of dog cocaine, anywhere in the united states. On request, I will make it super sketchy.

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    in addition to personal delivery of 5 pounds of dog cocaine, your dog will become dog scarface and we will have to most lit dog cocaine party your dog(s) have ever had.

    includes:
    -dog cocaine
    -house/techno DJ
    -TREATS FOR DAYS

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