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You need to evacuate the area immediately. If possible, create your own hazmat suit, and store lots of fresh water and oxygen. The gayness will contaminate anything it comes in contact with. If you are exposed to even a single part per billion, you will contract gay disease. You need to take necessary steps to...
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Best answer: You need to evacuate the area immediately. If possible, create your own hazmat suit, and store lots of fresh water and oxygen. The gayness will contaminate anything it comes in contact with. If you are exposed to even a single part per billion, you will contract gay disease. You need to take necessary steps to protect your life. Call the authorities, they will send the nearest hazardous material trained team to your location. You will need to be quarantined to make sure that you have not already contracted gayness. God forbid one of them farts. It will lead to catastrophic levels of gayness in the air, nearing the danger level of the Chernobyl meltdown and radiation. Your house will probably have to be leveled, along with everything else within a 4 mile radius. The area could take up to 7 decades to be free from gay particles. Good luck.