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[–]mr__hatIt's me, Hat 150 points151 points  (16 children)

To get your perks you need to ask him in person if he is the $61,389 Indiegogo fugitive.

[–]Dannyprecisegod is false 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Which bathroom stall at Newark Airport?

[–]SGFTI 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You have to tune into the overnight show to find out.

[–]ShitdickJunior 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Jim Norton supports fresh thinking and healthy eating at Pita Pit.

[–]KingOfAllTrolls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one with the wide stanced foot tapper in it

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson 20 points21 points  (1 child)

actually not far from the truth, his "perks fulfillment team" sent out mails asking backers to confirm their infos or they wont get the perks. hes making those dum dum jump through hoops to get their chipperson bumper stickers

[–]MartyAtThePoonTower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...and Twitter mentions

[–]slothlivesmatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dassdascamdo

[–]almondshakers 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Jim Norton is the fugitive ON CRACK

[–]BoardroomBimmy 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Haha I love "on crack!" jokes

[–]YoBGS 5 points6 points  (3 children)

OMG you are so random and quirky, hot poster here.

[–]BoardroomBimmy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Hot poster...ON CRACK!

[–]YoBGS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tss I'd rather have hot crack on a poster or sumptin'

[–]stinkskcand thats all we have on that 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang thst was a good one... ON CRAck heehee

[–]DerpSherpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost as good as "from hell" jokes!

[–]SociallyAwkwardRyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best post of all time

[–]Tom_Stall 21 points22 points  (2 children)

To all those people defending the worm and his cartoon

You addressed this post to no-one.

[–]stinkskcand thats all we have on that 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's that one kid who loves chip

[–]Tom_Stall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dying kid who forwent the money for his medication so he could donate to the Chip cartoon and now all he wants is his perks that he was promised before he draws his looming last breath? That kid who is 100% real and Jimmy doesn't care about?

I don't think he is defending the worm on this.

[–]chrb13 31 points32 points  (13 children)

He has to regret ever doing that abomination of a cartoon so badly by this point. He's been hassled about it on O&A, on his terrible advice show and I'm sure relentlessly on Twitter.

I'm sure he just wants to forget the whole thing but the delightful members of this sub won't allow that to happen.

[–]Midnight_Rider_Daddy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

and god bless them

[–]NevadaJPH 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Then the easiest thing to do would be to be completely transparent with what it cost then refund people back the difference. It would be over at that point.

Issue is that $ is probably already spent or looking lovely in his account and he has zero inclination to give any of it back.

[–]chrb13 5 points6 points  (4 children)

That would probably be the most damning thing he could do since it would show just how badly he duped the people who donated. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he just hired someone off Fiverr to make that piece of shit for him. I guarantee he pocketed at least 50 grand from that thing. Hope it was worth it to him.

[–]helobious1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His windows are considerably less drafty, so yes he's happy.

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i think the most we gonna get is an apology, and ppl spent 100$ to get a chiperson t shirt lol

[–]rtanner85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I looked at just a portion of the backers list and two people gave $2500 and several $1000.

[–]Mr702law 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no way those few piece of shit eps cost more than 10-20k to make. And that may be way high. Didn't someone post on here a link to some graphics for beginners software that had the exact same animation?

[–]SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

be completely transparent with what it cost

As if he knows. I bet Jim just handed all the money over to the teenager who made that shitty flash cartoon for him.

[–]SGFTI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey now, he just turned 20.

[–]Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Stupid question, but if Jim wanted to, could he refund the money? I know he won't.

[–]DerpSherpa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a portion went to indiegogo too I think

[–]ShitdickJunior -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Unlikely. I'm guessing some of the money already went to the production studio because they shat out a few "episodes". If Jim is going to refund people, some of it's coming out of his pocket.

[–]ScarletNumbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, so that means he could.

[–]BoardroomBimmy 51 points52 points  (9 children)

If you donated to him, then it's your own stupid fault. You want to buy a timeshare with me while you're at it? You deserve to get ripped off.

With that said, what Worm is doing is so incredibly shady. What a, wait for it, ssssssscumbaggg move on his part. It really shows what a money-grubbing little piece of filth he is and what he thinks about this project and the fans.

[–]andycumiashow 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Where is this timeshare located and do you accept cash?

[–]thrillatedThat is ideal, however. Exclusively relaxing and just... 30 points31 points  (1 child)

It's located in the beautiful Dassa in the municipality of Besso in Canada.

[–]cottonsweatpantsreputable giver of cares 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paying and fuckin'

[–]lolercakesmcgee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why use cash when you can PayPal me right now!

[–]yul_brynnerCorsican Pimp on the Marseille water-front circa.1963 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. Only use Western Union to China first.

[–]AiCPearlJam 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Exactly. Jimmy never struck me as someone who works hard on his material. Before O and A gifted him fans, he was a struggling edgy comic opening for Dice. He's gotten by on pure filthy talent for his entire career. I could never see him sitting down and putting a ton of thought into projects outside of stand up.

[–]NevadaJPH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He'd write for 5 minutes and then start edging for the next 8 hours

[–]stinkskcand thats all we have on that 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or they can loan me money

[–]opi3dope 13 points14 points  (14 children)

Who's defending it?

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson 1 point2 points  (13 children)

look at his facebook/twitter, anyone mentions it will get jumped by all the turds with jizzboi jokes and norton style insults. we are the minority here

[–]racemic_mixture 7 points8 points  (9 children)

"we are the minority here"

No we aren't, stupid. It bombed super hard and some faggots donated to it, and a few faggots still tweet him about it, that is all.

[–]Frappo 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Ill take your word on it! cant be bothered to check his fan pages.

That experience would be annoying at best

[–]racemic_mixture -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Oh I don't check them either, I was just going on the evidence that faggot above me posted.

Also, going on how hard the go fund me failed, and the clear lack of momentum of the endeavor.

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson -1 points0 points  (2 children)

[–]racemic_mixture 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"robinson wannabe" idk what that means, nor am I gonna go check out jims facebook, I'm not a nerd like you.

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fair point

[–]SlurpeeMolotWe'll have to say no, we incinerated them. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get that there are Anthony fanboys out there. I kinda was one for a while.

I can even understand Opie fans; the world needs tasteless idiots

But why would anyone defend Norton of all people? An unsuccessful stand up and a sidekick on a radio show that no one listens to anymore? That's the hill you're gonna die on?

[–]Frappo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes! i honestly thought only us and whats left of wackbag cared. I guess theres even a darker side out there

[–]Midnight_Rider_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if all the people defending it are on his facebook twitter then its pretty stupid to start a thread here saying "to all those people defending..." ... OP is a damn fool

[–]saessea 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I tweeted "I'm Chip Chipperson, in case you didn't know, I stole all your dough and it's fawkin' nefarious!" to him and got blocked immediately. Props to someone here on redddit. I completely Mencia'd, or Schumer'd that quote from someone here.

[–]chrb13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a good boy

[–]whoaDAVIDwhoapeckawood 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Someone should have told him that chip is only funny because of how he interacts with other people on-the-fly. A "crank yankers" format would have made a lot more sense, scripted chip blows.

[–]_TheConsumer_ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ted is the character you make a show about. Chip should be a background character.

Ted's ideas drive the storyline. Chip has no ideas. He just feeds off of the people around him.

[–]zenthedude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uncle Paul running a daycare wouldn't be a bad idea.

[–]whoaDAVIDwhoapeckawood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surely. ted is much more 3D. chip just saying offensive things out of context isn't funny, and the other "characters" who exist simply to set him up only serve as a foil for the un-funniness. i would think jim would have learned about being funny at some point in his career.

[–]K1bblersniff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see him tranny joke his way out of this.

[–]zerschGregg "Juggs Johnson" Hughes and the Howlin' Wolves 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I like how Jim acts like these dumb goddamn perks he promised to the idiots that gave him money are surrounded in red tape. Like he can't just fuckin' retweet someone or leave them a voice mail or whatever bullshit he advertised. It's like he has to run it past the city court system and then wait for the supreme court to rule on it.

[–]chrb13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it's a mixture of pure embarrassment about just what a total failure the project was, as well as vastly overestimating his level of motivation to deliver the perks if it tanked.

I mean just have a look at what he was promising even for low donations. Shit like signed postcards, commentary files, t-shirts, bumper stickers, retweets etc. I'm not saying any of it is that valuable but that shit would be annoying as fuck to keep track of even if the project was a big success, nevermind if it's something that you're completely embarrassed by and just want to forget ever happened.

[–]FaggotBannedKeith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saying he spent the majority of it on expensive/discreet male escorts to quell his childhood molestation trauma sounds like a middle school joke, but that's more than likely the case.

"Life Full of Shame" would have been the more honest tour title.

[–]MicrowaveYourFork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only funny thing about the Chip cartoon is if it involves a class action lawsuit.

[–]TARE_ME 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll never get it. Worked with an org that did a KS and raised ~100k to get solar lights to rural Ethiopia. With four people they somehow organized the engineering, sourcing, manufacturing, testing, delivery, and support of an actual product for a few hundred people, plus perks, plus fees. Jimmy "My Ideas Could Light a Village" Norton

Can't wait for season two.

[–]Mike4151 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First prize is a cadillac eldorado

[–]ucfgavin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yimmy....does he still do his advice show? Someone maybe get on that?

[–]AntsCameraGreased Sue Lightning 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Keep it classy Norton.

You learned well from Opie.

I bet he is still fucking incredulous on why we call him "Worm"

[–]sanfrancisco69erReport...Don't Comment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no...I think it came from him originally.

[–]jazzmercenary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's funny how worm was livid when he got scammed during the financial crisis but is doing it on a small scale to his fans. I believe the term he used was "money grubbing cock suckers," which is funny because he is a grub that likes to suck cock

[–]Mick_Mickerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of men hauled a lot of freight in the name of Chip Chipperson

[–]drudrudrudru 2 points3 points  (3 children)

This probably doesn't look good for the indiegogo site either. Not sure how that site works but getting all that money and not fulfilling what you promised seems almost like he ripped his fans off. I know he has two episodes right now from what I've heard but how many did he promise?

He should just push on and continue this thing for however many episodes he promised, give the people that donated what they were promised, and then end after 1 season or whatever.

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dont think that indiegogo cares, its the destination for all the failed/banned kicktstarter project

[–]FaggotBannedKeith 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He'll get no repercussion beyond what the OP said to him.

It sounds similar to what the guy who "created" Deadpool (AKA traced Deathstroke) pulled with his kickstarter. Though I doubt Norton will start offering refunds in the comments.

[–]KnightscribeObstruction of Breathing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

props to Liefled, at least he finally fucking learned to draw feet.

[–]sukotsuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are defending it?

[–]sanfrancisco69erReport...Don't Comment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont think anyone is defending him, anyone that donated was dumb as hell, yeah, but I havent seen anyone say this was a good thing on Jim's part.

[–]CookieHaid 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Who's defending him?

[–]phlammo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

[–]CookieHaid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

OOPH! I wish I hadn't seen that...what a following of douchebags. And what's with Jim's unchallenged non-answer? He's gonna have to refund these undeliverables at the very least. These amount to $6500...more than 10% of his haul.

[–]Psych555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Reap the benefits of being associated with Chip!"

[–]randomdewd99[🍰] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Anyone know what was the single biggest donation?

[–]YoBGS 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A child's laughter.

[–]KnightscribeObstruction of Breathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A child's LIFE. :_(

[–]stinkskcand thats all we have on that 1 point2 points  (1 child)

2 x 2500

[–]Joemomma101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Opie and Anthony

[–]MershCumic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm calling the hotline.

[–]Senators86 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm so out of the loop on this subject. I love Jimmy but I saw the trailer for his cartoon show and it was so bad I didn't donate and I never read anything more about it. What's going on with it? Is he making new episodes? Did he give a timeline for it? Why are people angry about it?

[–]chrb13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In a nutshell - the feedback for the trailer was terrible as soon as he put it out, with most people rightfully letting him know what a total piece of shit it was. He even acknowledged this in the comments at the time and basically admitted it didn't work yet still continued to raise money for it. That was 4 months ago.

He released one sub-5 minute episode shortly after the teaser and I think a teaser for a second episode that never materialised. Basically he put out about 5 minutes worth of flash cartoon that someone in India would make for $5 and charged $60,000+ grand for it. He also promised people perks for donating, which to be honest I have no idea if they were delivered. Whatever the case he's been extremely evasive and wormy about the whole subject ever since. Blocking people on Twitter for even mentioning it now.

PS I don't think anyone on this sub is actually mad about it. It's just hilarious to keep making Jimmy accountable for it when he clearly wants it to just be forgotten completely and is extremely embarrassed by the whole thing.

As the worm has learned - quietly trying to steal $60k from your fans isn't something a sub as autistic as this is gonna let go without a fuss.

[–]imcrapyall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No other way to do characters cause you know make up hasn't been invented yet.

[–]3stepsbackward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear god, Jimmy's going to be imprisoned for fraud charges by the end of the year. :(

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    [–]Stud_beaner_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wouldn't doubt if come October, he says he used the indiegogo to fund for him not re-signing with Siriusxm

    [–]RacksDiciprinePeggShells 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What a sour puss

    [–]shinkleboutit[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I never donated I just think it's incredibly shitty what he's doing to his fans.

    [–]racemic_mixture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You sound concerned enough about it to make me think you donated like an idiot.

    [–]aprosbro -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

    I was thinking yesterday you know how you know crowdfunding is an awful idea? Would any comic ever announce anything as early and tentative as they would a crowdfunded project? In 18 months I might be playing the borgata, so buy tickets in case that happens!

    [–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    its awful because u paid someone who didnt earn it, why would they wanna put out a product when they already got paid

    [–]WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's worked for Opie all these years

    [–]aprosbro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    That goes into what I was thinking, passion project wise. The projects that are done were self funded like Louis CK, Women Arent Funny, Patrice Tribue Show; meanwhile the projects that get crowdfunded are still in production.