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When is 4"8 gay, edgy, veteran comedian Jim Norton gonna deliver the perks that are impossible to deliver? (self.opieandanthony)

submitted by chrb13

You know - the ones like early access, commentary files, voice in the show, producer credit etc. that are literally impossible to deliver now the wonderful cartoon isn't going ahead.

It's nearing on 5 months since funding ended now. A terminally ill child lost his fighting spirit (and life) in no small part because of James Norton's failure to furnish the poor boy with his "brought to you by" credit and there are no end of truck drivers having sleepless nights wondering when their Chip Chipperson bumper stickers and t-shirts are gonna arrive in the mail.

How far does this have to go Jimmy? Lives are being ruined because of your actions.

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[–]cbanks420lolTerry Clifford Army 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Looking forward to receiving my Chip Chipperson perks is the only thing stopping me from killing myself. Jim will have my blood on his hands if he doesn't deliver.

No mean comments please.

[–]ShadowbannedKeithM 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The way I read this is once you receive your perks you will no longer have anything to keep from killing yourself? If Jim delivers he will have blood on his hands.

[–]cbanks420lolTerry Clifford Army 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shit. Looks like I'll be staying alive then.

[–]chrb13[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Even this community of animals isn't so insensitive as to trigger during such a delicate time. If you ever need to talk I'm here for you.

I'm even thinking of setting up a new support sub at r/wherearemyfuckingperkswormycunt

[–]andycumiashow 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Jimmy, please think of the Bentons.

[–]OpprobriousnessLaugh your tears away 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That may be the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[–]dirtyjoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That may be the saddest dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[–]blackirishlad#important 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can guaranty there's only one benton and the line will end with him.

[–]CoyoteeBongwater 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What an odd amount

[–]lickitoff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, you give some strange amounts sometimes...

[–]late_50s_whypig gay oinkerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe that 9 bucks is for shipping

[–]thrillatedThat is ideal, however. Exclusively relaxing and just... 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Poor Billy Benton hasn't gotten new clothes or shoes for months, but I'm sure Jim could've used the cash to buy another tranny prostitute.

[–]DaveNoneSit Down Comedian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jimmy spent that thousand dollars on a nice dinner with a female comedian he wants to fuck. But she left on the arm of another man at the end of the dinner and Jim had Kenny pick him up a tranny for the night with the 9 bucks.

[–]AntsCameraGreased Sue Lightning 5 points6 points  (2 children)

When he admits Opie is a fucking hack.

Never. He knows he is shit, but he loves how he can get free money from fat people and truckers.

So Never, as a matter of fact, I am sure he will have another "project" soon that needs a cash influx.

Just like the last one, he will collect and not deliver.

He sure treats his fans well. I wish more people knew about his failed Chip venture.

[–]chrb13[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

so you're saying never?

[–]AntsCameraGreased Sue Lightning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I did not make it clear in my post.

NEVER.

Sorry sir.

[–]DanisRibs 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The only positive outcome from this will be if all of the faggots that actually donated to this eventually organize a class action lawsuit and Jim ends up having to sell all of his Black Sabbath memorabilia, moves into a slightly smaller apartment and eventually hangs himself 10 or 15 years down the road.

[–]chrb13[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

a slightly smaller apartment? 10 or 15 years down the road?

You don't hold back, do ya, ya fuckin' animal?

[–]dankfranklin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jim is scum and I wish upon him even draftier windows.

[–]ShadowbannedKeithM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to hire a fulfillment center, AKA purchase new windows for his Hughes lite apartment.

[–]Dannyprecisegod is false 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What does 4 inch 8 mean?

[–]chrb13[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your penis is rock hard

[–]aprosbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those large dollar rewards and the people that financed them are exactly why shit like this is exploitation and Jim really is a scum bag for putting his name on it.

[–]DryTeethsHet uP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like some of those perks would've required actual donations??

I still believe he's a dirtbag for not delivering. But some of those sounded like the bigger donations.

[–]brmlbZits shits. Tits wipes ass. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim Norton delivers you perks everyday, via his co-host.
Perky tits, that is.

[–]panjshirlion 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is anyone here complaining about perks actually waiting on a perk? Speak up now so I can mock you.

[–]chrb13[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am. I may have donated nothing but I still want my perks goddammit.

[–]bigmattson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE HEARD YOU...

[–]AccidentalRenaissancYou're attacking my livelihood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

inb4 "Is there any reason his height is mentioned in the title?"