Month: December 2014

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal
I have watched countless movies in my 30-plus-movie-watching-years, but the only two movie quotes I remember are :-

“I am your fatherrrrr!” – pretty useless quote since it doesn’t apply to me the last time I checked down there.  Still got my ladybits.

But the second movie quote I remember is…

“Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!  And a Happy New Year!” – from Home Alone 2.

I use it around this time every year, without fail.  Cracks me up every time I say it.  Never gets old.

To all you filthy animals out there, the filthy LOL household wish you and your loved ones a very merry Christmas!  *mwah*

Lazy Ling Recipe : Asian Style Black Vinegar Pork Ribs

easy recipe, Asian recipe, black vinegar ribs, Asian ribs

One fabulous thing about watching a lot of TV cooking shows is that I believe I am a Masterchef by proxy.

{ Side note : I also watch America’s Next Top Model so I am a smizin’ & sizzlin’ supermodel by proxy too! }

I’ve learnt to wing it when I’m in the kitchen and throw random shizz into a pot with a dash of this and a spoonful of that…and sometimes, the results amaze me.  “Did I really just cook that??” { and sometimes, it’s like EWWW!! }

One of the yummy dishes I miraculously made is Asian Style Black Vinegar Pork Ribs – a little bit sweet, a little bit sour, a little kick of chilli and extremely more-ish.

I call this a Lazy Ling Recipe because it is essentially a one pot wonder and if you get the butcher to chop up your ribs, all you need is minimal food preparation.  #tooeasy

Enjoy!

Asian Style Black Vinegar Pork Ribs

An original recipe by Ling { Masterchef by proxy extraordinaire }

(Serves 4… or 2 if you are hungry hippos)

Ingredients

1kg of pork ribs (chopped into 1.5 inch pieces)
1 cup black vinegar { I use Pun Chun Black Vinegar }
1/3 cup soy sauce { I use Kikkoman Soy Sauce }
1 cup water
2 lumps of rock sugar { I use Kambow Rock Sugar }
6 thick slices of ginger
4 cloves of garlic (finely chopped)
2 bird’s eye chillies (finely chopped) { you can use less or deseed if you can’t handle too spicy or increase if you like it hotter }

Method

1.  Place the ribs in a pot and add boiling water till all the ribs are immersed and simmer for 3-5 minutes before draining through a sieve and rinsing with cold water.  This removes the impurities and gets rid of that strong “what the pork?” porky smell.

2.  Return ribs to the pot and add all the ingredients and allow to simmer for around 45 minutes to an hour.  Give it a stir every 10 minutes or so just to make sure it doesn’t burn.  If it looks like the sauce is drying up too quickly, add 1/4 cup of water at a time.

3.  Before serving, skim off the fat and give it a taste test to tweak the flavours.  This means that if you find it too sour or too spicy, add brown sugar.  If it is not spicy enough, add more chillies.  If the sauce is too runny, mix in cornflour with water.

We think this is best eaten with plain rice with a side serve of choi { chinese vegetables }.  The sauce is more-ish and tastes yummy with boiled egg.  Leftovers for lunch the next day are even more delish as the sauce has more time to penetrate into marinade the meat!

Dear Bunty : You Are Officially One

dear bunty, happy birthday

Dear Bunty,

You celebrated your first birthday yesterday!

In this photo, you are eating the remnants of your birthday cake that Mama made you – you totally LOVED it!

You continue to amaze me every day with your cute baby antics and I love you so much that my heart wants to burst!

I have so much I want to say but I can’t articulate my feelings and thoughts without getting all choked up with emotion so I will save it for another day.

Love always,

Mama xxx

P.S. I baked you a cake and I write letters to you BUT you still love your Dad more than you love me….WHYYYYYY?!!!!!

Lazy Ling Recipe : The EAT

protein packed snack

There’s BLT { bacon, lettuce & tomato }.  There’s CKT { char kway teoh }.  And now, I give you EAT.

Eggs, Avocado, Tuna – like, duh!  Classic combo!!!

For big eaters, this is like a light snack.  For the tiny tummies, this is a meal in itself.  For the clean eaters / gluten intolerant, you probably eat this all the time and I probably got inspired by you!

Anyway, onto the “recipe” of this protein packed bowl of goodness…

EAT – Eggs, Avocado & Tuna

(Serves 1)

Ingredients

2 eggs
1 small avocado
1 small tin of tuna (in whatever flavour you like) – personally, I love sweet chilli

Method

1.  Boil eggs in a pot of water.  For soft boiled eggs, it takes me around 4-6 minutes.  If you like them hard boiled, keep them in for 10 minutes.

2.  While the eggs are boiling, prepare the avocado.  If you feel fancy, slice it up nicely.  Or if you’re lazy like me, just scoop it out with a spoon.  Season if you desire.

3.  Open the can of tuna.  Empty it next to the avocado.

4.  Drain eggs and run it with cold water immediately.  Peel eggs.  Plop them onto the tuna and avocado and…eat your EAT!

Enjoy!

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