Miss Piggy Claims Kermit is Father

kermitSeems Miss Piggy isn’t happy about new stories of Kermit’s new heartthrob going viral.  And when angry pigs with money want to spend it to seek revenge, family court lawyers are willing to take it. Miss Piggy has made claims that Kermit is the father of their only child, Gotcha.

Here’s where it gets really strange.  No one has ever seen Gotcha in public.  Miss Piggy has allegedly been protecting their child from the media frenzy and paparazzi by keeping her at an undisclosed location.

Yesterday, Judge Allsfair stated he would accept the child’s photograph as evidence that the child existed and that a court appointed paternity expert would be brought in to insure that the paternity testing will occur without threatening the child’s safety.

“While this case is unusual, one thing is not: The courts will do what is in the best interest of the child.”

Judge Allsfair also issued a restraining order preventing Kermit from approaching either Gotcha or Miss Piggy.

Kermit was not available for comment.


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