TIFU by forgetting about potatoes by fateofmorality in tifu

[–]fateofmorality[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a meme I know. Carbon Monoxide detector I bought says house is fine though.

Fancy shirt lad can't handle the quality banter by wayv___ in madlads

[–]fateofmorality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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My teacher got the colors wrong. by bossycarl in eu4

[–]fateofmorality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely not telling my girlfriend this.

My teacher got the colors wrong. by bossycarl in eu4

[–]fateofmorality -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Helping my girlfriend with her homework about the conference of vienna. This game.. this game made me look like such a badass with my map knowing skills.

I knew where every place her professor wanted to know was, and also pointed out that its not "Constantinople" but "Istanbul".

Obviously her teacher is Byzantine.

Love hot sauce, hate the novelty? by Milhouse_is_a_meme in spicy

[–]fateofmorality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assume its because in general, most people can't handle the spice of even habaneros. When you go to the ghost pepper, people would actually cry.

Because of that, the best way to market them would be in the way of "This hot sauce shouldn't exist, its insane, its fun and whacky, its the Butt-ruptor!"

Love hot sauce, hate the novelty? by Milhouse_is_a_meme in spicy

[–]fateofmorality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a link the the old kickstarter, Pollo Diablo Hot Sauce. It was a premium hot sauce from Portugal. Medium heat from piri piri peppers.

I don't have the website for it up anymore, or really actively sell it besides an ebay. Profit margins were too low with shipping from Portugal, at least in the quantities I was ordering.

However, brighter side. I got to meet some really cool people from /r/spicy during the Long Beach Hot Sauce expo, and it was probably the best entrepreneur education in the world.

Love hot sauce, hate the novelty? by Milhouse_is_a_meme in spicy

[–]fateofmorality 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to import a hot sauce from Portugal to sell in the states. I couldn't get it into a lot of big hot sauce specialty shops... because my hot sauce's name was NOT something like Ass Blaster or Ass Reaper.

At one shop, the lady actually picked up a bottle of Ass Reaper, showed it to me and said "This is what sells, your hot sauce needs to be something like this". It was a bit crushing.

A few places helped (Obligatory shout out to Dylan at Heat Hot Sauce!), but right now the market is demanding novelty names.

Concentric Wave Pool Singularity by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]fateofmorality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I swam in the middle, would I live? And how much fun would it be?

TIFU by forgetting about potatoes by fateofmorality in tifu

[–]fateofmorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the drawer was like the apartment version of the pantry.

TIFU by knocking out my brother with a potato by SouRzCSGO in tifu

[–]fateofmorality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're causing the potato market to boom. INVEST EVERYTHING IN POTATO MEMES!

TIFU by forgetting about potatoes by fateofmorality in tifu

[–]fateofmorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

note my PC broke and I'm currently gaming off a macbook air...

TIFU by forgetting about potatoes by fateofmorality in tifu

[–]fateofmorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should also change banana for scale to potato for scale.

TIFU by forgetting about potatoes by fateofmorality in tifu

[–]fateofmorality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the carbon monoxide alarm I just ordered will be a good backup regardless

TIFU by forgetting about potatoes by fateofmorality in tifu

[–]fateofmorality[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people suggested carbon monoxide, I'm working on getting a detector.