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[–]KimJongSkill492 1313 points1314 points  (22 children)

Take a photo of the search in progress and shop in the clown in the background, evading the authorities. Post from a fake account. Order some pizza. Enjoy.

[–]dragonfangem 297 points298 points  (3 children)

Caption: "Are these clowns searching seriously? I've already found the guy."

[–]LawlessCoffeh 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Post fake clown selfie from fake Facebook, post from library PC. "you guys will never get me"

[–]Barcaraptors 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"But I sure got the clown!"

[–]Piece_Maker 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Bonus points for any clownish act he's doing to the cop behind his back.

Get out his big long clown hankey, and pretend to be giving the cop a 'mental floss' behind him. Doing a somersault over cop's head.

[–]123xyz123xyz 70 points71 points  (12 children)

When guerilla marketing gets too real. Let's hope Stephen King's new 'It' film lives up to the hype.

[–]SchrodingersGoalie 31 points32 points  (11 children)

That was my thought when the reports of these clown sightings started. It will probably be considered a genius marketing ploy, unless one of those clowns gets shot.

[–]SilentW0rld 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pure evil right there.

[–]toucherboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best idea ever.

[–]legwati 236 points237 points  (7 children)

"clowns are no joke" - hilarious

[–]HeughJass 103 points104 points  (1 child)


fucking lol

[–]M002 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Clowns are people too"

~ Seth

[–]SmoothMarble 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can't believe the sincerity that was said with.

[–]Cosmic2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Giant alien spiders are no joke." - Wise FTL crew.

[–]wheres-your-god-now 313 points314 points  (138 children)

What did I miss? Why would dressing up like a clown get someone arrested or expelled? (Am not from the US)

[–]m1k3yd33t[S] 284 points285 points  (74 children)

There's been a trend in the states recently that involves people dressing up in creepy clown outfits and scaring people. It's basically the plot to a Scooby Doo episode, but people are super overreacting to it. Nobody's been hurt by the clowns, but people really want to prevent it from ever getting there.

[–]NicolasMage69 251 points252 points  (23 children)

What the fuck is going on this year? I feel like were all stuck in a simulation and some of the code got corrupted, leading to this ridiculous shitshow that is 2016

[–]CaptainRoach 67 points68 points  (2 children)

The janitor unplugged the Matrix server room A/C 9 months ago and no-one's noticed it yet.

[–]Chewbacca_007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nine months?! I wish I had that kind of time after my server room AC goes out!

[–]FreshPrinceOfNowhere 30 points31 points  (6 children)

People have always been stupid. Only now there's social media.

[–]davis482 4 points5 points  (5 children)

People have always been stupid.

True. But have nice celebrity such as Bill Murray always die as much as this year?

[–]brbrcrbtr 11 points12 points  (2 children)


Edit: no, he isn't. Why would you even say that?

[–]__CakeWizard__ 4 points5 points  (10 children)

What are you referring to exactly? I can think of a lot of things wrong from a lot of different time periods, but 2016 isn't ringing many bells. So we have some clowns clowning around. It's October. /shrug

[–]DGLight 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Americans have clowns running for President, that's the worst part.

[–]deaddoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

US is lucky. In my country, clown in charge didn't even have to run to get presidency.

[–]Yuckmyyums 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I was this witty

[–]RealRealDirty 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The clown thing has been going on for months here in Pennsylvania. It's just now beginning to be widespread. Most of the clown sitings started in small towns around my area. Like, extremely small towns. People would stop at a stop sign and soon a clown would come up and mess with the car door. Seems stupid to me, that's a good way to get killed in bumfuck PA.

[–]M002 5 points6 points  (2 children)

to add on to the election cycle....

this is the year of a shit ton of celebrity deaths

and more importantly, the year of outrage of everything in the U.S

From BlackLivesMatter/BlueLivesMatter/AllLivesMatter to Harambe

they're all connected, and people are just mad and upset about everything.

[–]blueeyedangel13 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That's what we in the US call it when the news blows up a story to distract from what's really going on in the world.

[–]terryducks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have to please the 24-hr news god.

[–]Snizzlephish 30 points31 points  (18 children)

Wasn't there a recent incident where one of the clowns assaulted somebody on their front porch?

Okay, I guess I'll dig for this one...

Edit: That took less time than I expected.

[–]to_downvote_crap 51 points52 points  (10 children)

Wow. Such credulity. I can't believe people think that actually happened: the woman who made the complaint appears to be the only witness.

Don't be afraid of killer clowns. If you absolutely HAVE to be afraid of something, be afraid of grapes. They're real, and you could choke on one.

[–]eliquy 21 points22 points  (3 children)

[–]SirHodges 5 points6 points  (2 children)

My wife and I are in stitches. What show is this? Is it all this gloriously funny?

[–]ChenZington81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's called Whitest Kids U Know. It's absolutely hilarious. I highly recommend it.

[–]LordTwinkie 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Don't be afraid of killer clowns? I guess you've never seen the documentary 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space'

[–]ThanosDidNothinWrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's a serious danger. If it's a legitimate grape, the body has ways to shut the whole thing down.

[–]karatelemon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'd really like to know what /u/TheRunawayBrit thinks about this.

[–]TheRunawayBrit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well seeing as you asked

[–]JustCallMeFrij 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was very rare for Scooby-Doo villians to actually hurt anybody. There's no exception here, this IS a Scooby Doo episode.

Honestly though after the John Cena/Scooby Doo movie, I could totally see them doing a Clinton/Trump election day movie

[–]terryducks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

snicker oooh, saaaafe spaaaace invaded by clowns.

[–]TheRunawayBrit 3 points4 points  (7 children)

People have threatened to shoot up schools. Not overreacting if you ask me

[–]kevinrulezdood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a 13 year old girl got caught false-threatening her own school. This thing has blown up to a point where anyone can make a threat and blame it on someone else.

[–]swissarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But there was no threat. It was just a dude in a clown suit.

[–]JustAnotherLemonTree 134 points135 points  (44 children)

Well, they're not completely overreacting to it because some of the clowns reportedly were trying to lure kids into the woods with balloons and stuff. So some are creepers and some are probably just trolls but lots of people are freaked out and some have guns and are willing to use them. Not a good situation.

[–]TimBob12 207 points208 points  (8 children)

So some are creepers and some are probably just trolls but lots of people are freaked out and some have guns and are willing to use them. Not a good situation

That's just the US in general though right?

[–]larry2kwhatever 17 points18 points  (9 children)

They all float.

[–]Schitzmered 7 points8 points  (8 children)

That's because they're made of wood.

[–]actualgirl 10 points11 points  (2 children)

But can we also not build bridges out of stone?

[–]Replop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those don't float, they stand

[–]Banshee424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What else floats on water?

[–]chainsol 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Is a duck made of wood?

[–]kzezoor 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It weighs the same as very small rocks.

[–]Coollook7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burn her!!!

[–]halfback910 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SMALL stones!

[–]feurie 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Of course it's completely overreacting. Anyone could do those things dressed in a clown costume or not.

[–]Megapumped 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Right? They should at least level out and do this when ever theres a person anywhere. Were all capable of rape murders.

[–]pissawaykeyboarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's just the NC clowns. They're cool they just wanna hang out. They have cool tree forts and candy that makes you dizzy!

[–]besweazled85 12 points13 points  (10 children)

There we're three arrested near my house, like really near my house. One had a machete, and another had a handgun.

[–]pissawaykeyboarf 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Something about a clown killing people with a handgun is very unsatisfying. Fill up some balloons with flammable gas use a fuse as a string and hand it to them lit. More creativity please!

[–]besweazled85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel compelled to tell you... If I see u/pissawaykeyboarf dresses as a clown, I may shoot him. Or run him over.

That is a good idea though.

[–]halfback910 3 points4 points  (3 children)

News story or it didn't happen.

[–]drewster298 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I've seen a troll in a clown suit at my local park. He was a young fucker (maybe 13 or 14), so I asked him if he'd like a weapon so he could be shot by authorities. He had that clown mask off in minutes. Meanwhile, some other kid a few counties away got shot and killed over the situation. God damn kids are dumb.

[–]korrach 7 points8 points  (1 child)

To protect children from pedophiles we must shoot them.

But now we made necrophiliacs happy. This is hard.

[–]Plets 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is hard

Just like them necrophiliacs, amirite ??

[–]besweazled85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really, really are.

[–]ViolentWrath 8 points9 points  (3 children)

In addition to that, I live near Reading, Ohio and just last week one of these pricks dressing in a clown costume actually came up behind a woman on her porch and held her by her throat then threatened the entire student body and faculty of the high school. It resulted in that school as well as another neighboring school closing down for the entire day.


[–]halfback910 6 points7 points  (2 children)

""students and teachers (will) wish they were never born at the junior and senior high school today.""

Are you serious? The clown said this while he was choking the lady? I call bs.

[–]Chewbacca_007 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How many kids could possibly have been born that day at school though? How many super pregnant teachers do they have?!

[–]halfback910 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I more took issues with how fucking trite the sentence was.

You would say "People in school today will wish they were never born."

Not "The students, faculty, staff, and administrative professionals at THESE particular schools will not be enjoying themselves today."

It's not a real thing someone would say.

[–]Yo_Yo_Homie_Yo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, It's back.

[–]plasticTron 14 points15 points  (4 children)

They may arrest you, but since dressing as a clown is not a crime, they couldn't charge you with anything.

In the US, police can legally detain you for 24 hrs without charging you with a crime.

[–]Goldieeeeee 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah my thoughts exactly, why the fuck would anyone get arrested/expelled for dressing up as a clown?

[–]therealphred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends where you're from. Felony in Virginia. I think because KKK maybe?

§ 18.2-422. Prohibition of wearing of masks in certain places; exceptions. It shall be unlawful for any person over 16 years of age to, with the intent to conceal his identity, wear any mask, hood or other device whereby a substantial portion of the face is hidden or covered so as to conceal the identity of the wearer, to be or appear in any public place, or upon any private property in this Commonwealth without first having obtained from the owner or tenant thereof consent to do so in writing. However, the provisions of this section shall not apply to persons (i) wearing traditional holiday costumes; (ii) engaged in professions, trades, employment or other activities and wearing protective masks which are deemed necessary for the physical safety of the wearer or other persons; (iii) engaged in any bona fide theatrical production or masquerade ball; or (iv) wearing a mask, hood or other device for bona fide medical reasons upon (a) the advice of a licensed physician or osteopath and carrying on his person an affidavit from the physician or osteopath specifying the medical necessity for wearing the device and the date on which the wearing of the device will no longer be necessary and providing a brief description of the device, or (b) the declaration of a disaster or state of emergency by the Governor in response to a public health emergency where the emergency declaration expressly waives this section, defines the mask appropriate for the emergency, and provides for the duration of the waiver. The violation of any provisions of this section is a Class 6 felony.

Code 1950, §§ 18.1-364, 18.1-367; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1986, c. 19; 2010, cc. 262, 420; 2014, c. 167.

[–]CheezyXenomorph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couldn't you even argue that clothing is protected expression under the 1st amendment?

Clowns are very different in the US to clowns over here in Europe.

[–]lpstephy85 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Technically, I believe it started when creeps were dressing up as clowns in wooded areas trying to lure kids. Then idiots thought it would be funny to insight more panic and dress up just to freak people out.

[–]pm_me_ur_screenshot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This will be an interesting Halloween!

[–]Tjebbe 23 points24 points  (0 children)


[–]RuledbyShmoopie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first ones were out walking around at 3am. Then some morons took it too far. I enjoyed the first ones. The second group will end up getting shot.

[–]blueeyedangel13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am from the U.S. the honest answer is one or two people dressed up as Clowns to scare people and the media took the story made it seem more dangerous than it was and created a distraction from real news.

[–]fishnutterbutter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We in the US are given to panic

[–]ItchyScrotumz 166 points167 points  (20 children)

ha, if this happened in London people would just walk on by and ignore the clown making sure to avoid eye contact.

[–]metamorphomo 256 points257 points  (9 children)

"Do you wanna play a little ga..."

"Piss off, mate, the tube's in two minutes."

[–]ItchyScrotumz 72 points73 points  (7 children)

They come every 2 minutes but I MUST catch this one!

[–]metamorphomo 20 points21 points  (6 children)

I'm not standing in that stifling hot air tunnel for two minutes longer than I need to

[–]ItchyScrotumz 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I must get above ground to breathe in those sweet sweet car fumes.

[–]metamorphomo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Can't wait to get back to my bedsit in Brixton that I'm paying a grand a month for

[–]SexySexyLittleForks 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yeah. Just like you ignored Boris Johnson.

[–]Bostonburner 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Boris Johnson is a creepy clown, he just washed the face paint off.

[–]SnakeDoctor00 9 points10 points  (4 children)

It's more so about the fact that some clowns have been trying to lure kids into the woods and have been reported carrying weapons like guns and machetes around at night. In the US that gets you dead

[–]ItchyScrotumz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fuck me, what are you going to do on Halloween then? Kill everyone dressed up as a clown?

[–]TehDragonGuy 11 points12 points  (2 children)

in London

That's why we don't allow guns here.

[–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 69 points70 points  (11 children)

Damn, Sean really needs to calm down. HAHAHA

[–]Sgt_Snazzy 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Procedurally Generated clowns

[–]mynameispaulsimon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

18 quintillion unique clowns... My mind is blown.

[–]Vimda 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's trying to get with Kaitlin by appearing to be doing something

[–]plasticTron 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Sean is a giant pussy. "I called the campus PD as soon as I saw this Facebook post." Fuck that guy

[–]BrittneyofHyrule 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Ok, you must keep us updated on this craziness. I can't wait to see how much farther this escalates!

[–]m1k3yd33t[S] 39 points40 points  (3 children)

I doubt there will be any more updates tonight since it's so late, but I fully expect updates later today. I'll keep you posted.

[–]Dil-dont 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You should delete this before it gets back to your school. Just glancing at your post history, you've seemingly left a few clues to what you're involved in on campus--and they'll do more than glance at it. If you don't want to be involved in a student conduct trial where they're using this account's history against you, I'd delete it quick--or at least any obviously identifying parts.

[–]notfin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Those Photoshop skill are great for 15 to 20 mins. All I got to say is that clown is huge and has long arms but great job

[–]TheScienceNigga 32 points33 points  (9 children)

When did clowns become a serious threat? I don't get why people are treating them like some sort of epidemic

[–]Doctor__Ew 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Media. A few reports of it and people think it's commonplace.

[–]body_massage_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This. Thank you. People are overreacting and some people are making things up (like OP) fun funsies.

[–]ArmoredSpearhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mass Hysteria

[–]iRyaaanM 95 points96 points  (31 children)

So in the US you got clowns roaming around and people really, really overreacting? The fuck is going on...

[–]prodigyrun 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I heard of a couple instances where that was the case. As someone else mentioned, however, it turned into a little spree of people feeding off the hysteria and playing into it for fun.

[–]Anti-AliasingAlias 32 points33 points  (1 child)

you got clowns roaming around and people really, really overreacting

I wouldn't say people are overreacting. One of those clowns is going to become our next president.

[–]ItchyScrotumz 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]hotassbeat_clap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm like 90% sure there were never any clowns. Maybe one. Then people got caught up in some weird mass hysteria and started making shit up.

[–]Megapumped 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess everyone thinks its the purge or something

[–]notfin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halloween usually more clown citing because of those prank video clowns

[–]2034d9 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"Golf clubs" and "students" Yep, they're well-off

[–]Oxfordman21 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Isn't that Dave?

[–]OSPFv3 20 points21 points  (11 children)

Wow you would think they are looking for the joker with that type of response.

[–]m1k3yd33t[S] 42 points43 points  (10 children)

My university is where music stars send their children to learn about the business.

They'll roll out a fucking SWAT team in order to protect these people.

[–]notfin 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Is it Los Angeles

[–]shmoff 0 points1 point  (7 children)


[–]notfin 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I could probably find it by reverse googling the image. But I'm lazy so believe you

[–]Teristella 10 points11 points  (5 children)

The screenshots say Belmont. It's in Nashville.

[–]Megapumped 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Simon belmont. Its pennsylvania 2.

[–]RosesOnTheRazorWire 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That school sounds like it sucks, you sure it's not Pennsylvania Lords of Shadows?

[–]Teristella 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Music row? School where rich people send kids to learn about music industry?

It's Belmont in Nashville.

[–]BackgroundCharacter4 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Interesting that all these clown sightings have been happening when filming just wrapped on the remake of It.

[–]Elcatro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is some pretty great PR if nothing else.

[–]embracing_insanity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what people were saying when the first clown 'sighting' happened - the one trying to lure people into the woods.

Ever since then I've been curious if it really is a marketing tactic or fans of the book/original movie having some fun or just a bizarre, but completely unrelated thing.

[–]xxruruxx 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Maybe you have a career in graphic design. The shop coulda fooled me amidst the panic.

[–]TheGreenGold 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]facemeltingalien 25 points26 points  (5 children)

  1. Delete Facebook

  2. Hire the gym

  3. Hit a lawyer

Advices not guaranteed to be accurate

[–]Darksaber530 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you mean

  1. Delete a lawyer

  2. Hire the gym

  3. Hit a Facebook

[–]stit_gib 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in gym

[–]seekidz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen an interesting tifu in a while. I'm talking about the good ones, with police involved and stuff, everything starting from a joke or mistake.

[–]Daeurth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you fucking kidding me, calling police over not just someone dressed as a clown but a PICTURE of someone dressed as a clown.

[–]Mondo198269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just reading about this in the Boston Globe. TIL that I read the news before Reddit. Shocking.

Link to story [globe story]


[–]Clint_Lucker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do you go to Penn State University by any chance? Lol that exact same thing just happened in State College, Pennsylvania

[–]AnAuthority 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reaction makes South Park seem like a documentary.

[–]naextec 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Halloween is going to be a clusterfuck this year.

[–]Rand_alThor_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dude you need to come clean, like now.

Or double down, and say someone sent that to you on snapchat and you believed it but you don't want to reveal who, and now it's gone.

[–]Airforce987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats a really funny coincidence, there was clown-murderer scare hoax tonight on my small college campus as well.

Instead of a lockdown though, about 500 people went looking for the guy, searching the entire woods near the campus. Snapchat was lit.

[–]CuntyMcShits 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I feel like with the way the United States are going it will soon be untied states, racism was never truly gone, I don't this election is going to go well, and the clown thong could go way out of hand causing some sort of elongated purge or just riots

[–]hellsbanshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think "clown thong" is the most terrifying thing in this thread.

[–]blueeyedangel13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stupidity of the masses amazes me

[–]render_squal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf does being super white have to do with it???

[–]shevchenko7cfc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you go to a school in New England by any chance?

[–]AmongPizzaAndDogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man when did that insane clown possee shit get so fucking criminal i thought they were just shitty singers but this is nuts

[–]Goldieeeeee 1 point2 points  (3 children)

As a non american, whats the matter with clowns?

Why the panic and why would you get arrested/expelled for dressing up?

[–]Dil-dont 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We're later going to see "TIFU by hoaxing authorities and not calling off a search, then admitting guilt / leaving evidence on Reddit just for some internet points"

Seriously though: knowing the internet, your school and that police department have already archived this post, and are searching your reddit account's comment/post history to see if you leave any self-identifying. By knowing it was a hoax and not contacting them, you're gonna be in serious shit. If they somehow couldn't tell it was a fake, your only hope would be that this is someone on your Facebook network trying to frame you.

[–]SurpriseFelatio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sean is a big ol pussy.

[–]IAmAGoodPersonn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But really, what is the problem with a Clown? Why you can't use a clown mask and everything? What is the fucking problem? Is against the law? What the fuck?

[–]Reyeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the fuss.

Did someone watch Stephen Kings IT and get their knickers in a twist?

[–]Emerly_Nickel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's ok, Emily. You can curse on the internet.

This picture looks familiar. What school is this?

[–]LYNCHY36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A small school! 7000 is just over my town's population lol

[–]JanEric1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

small school with 7000 students? my school had less than 500, which is about average size here...

[–]theycallmedumdum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 this is exactly the college experience i want. Please pray for me and my SAT struggle.

[–]GoatForSale 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Small school - 7000 students.

I grew up in a town of 900 then moved in with my grandmother after my grandfather passed to a town of 250. Took a bus for a hour to go to a school of maybe 300.

[–]jmnym03 2 points3 points  (6 children)

damn after the first sentence i thought u were talking about my school, we just sighted one with a rifle on our campus

[–]body_massage_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sighted by who? Has it been validated? A huge majority of these are people making things up to get a rise out of others.

[–]casupn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no way, what's up with that?

[–]selotipkusut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real?

[–]PoliteViolence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was it? Something similar recently happened at a school not far from mine, it's all anyone talks about

[–]Cryptic_shadow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ya....these clowns are bringing back IT nightmares.....We should start shooting clowns at night on principal. One of them might be a giant spider eating kids.

And if a few human clowns die while in the search for IT well....I can live with that.

ALso im with sean clowns are no joke....nothing funny about making people laugh. Or eating kids.

I dont like clowns.

[–]RuledbyShmoopie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the clown sightings, for the most part. It's hilarious that people are this uptight. The ones trying to lure children or pretending to are taking it too far. The 3am standing beside the road clowns are wonderful.

[–]Metalheadpundit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is there a need of mentioning the race of the students.

[–]Talltran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Vaguely amoeba shaped animals"


[–]Arche- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that Layton, he has the pretty nice attitude to the whole debacle.

[–]shannongmac 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Is this at Merrimack, because there is a fake clown sighting all over Channel 5 news this morning.

[–]Teristella 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Looks like it's Belmont in Nashville.

[–]Butt_Man_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you get for clowning around.

[–]imnotreallyreal_1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is wildly entertaining, but, your life is about to change. Time to pack your stuff...

[–]SwagalisciousYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just send people a Dropbox link to the original Photoshop file

[–]JustSomeSchoolFags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This'll end up with the actual arrest of a clown instead of OP going to jail or some shit

[–]OneMoreSoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Seton Hall?

[–]Nesbiteme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a pj's promo code for clown sightings yet?

[–]frozen-silver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a pretty wild prank. Makes me miss college years.