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Anon reveals owner of Uptown Pizza to be Andrew Klines at DoJ. So, that means that the guy who owns a pizza place that uses a pedo symbol for it’s logo is in charge of finding human trafficking in the US at DOJ and was appointed by Bill Clinton. (self.conspiracy)

submitted by TeslasMuse

"Ok, I'm digging for ownership info and have found it - Uptown Pizza LLC.

http://sli.mg/0imhDH

I Found it by being more (?) specific with search terms. Just uptown or pizza would not return a result

http://sli.mg/NVNyV4 LLC Business Filing -

http://sli.mg/A45Xa5

It's signed by Andrew Kline, and it's running on a revoked entity status.

Agent Address - XXXX 19th Street N.W., Washington, DC 20036

Andrew Klines listed address leads back to a palms restaurant

So then I google Andrew Kline and Podesta - Bingo!

Turns out Andrew Kline knows Podesta AND is a Clinton appointee and “as one of four attorneys in the Human Trafficking Prosecution Unit of the Department of Justice, in the Civil Rights Division”

http://archive.is/dFoRq

So, that means that the guy who owns a pizza place that uses a pedo symbol for it’s logo is in charge of finding human trafficking in the US at DOJ and was appointed by Clinton."

Logo from restaurant

Not sure if this is OP

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[–]bulla564 112 points113 points  (12 children)

Good catch. Mafias operate this way. If involved in human trafficking and sex slavery of children, make sure you plant someone on the justice/investigation side to keep things far away from scrutiny or to get any heads up on any investigations...

[–]Skywalker87 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Wasn't there a reference to grabbing some pizza for an hour oh so in one of the recent podesta email batches?

[–]Centiprentice 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Yes, there was: https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/33096

I would also like to point your attention to this thread. Be careful with the pictures, though. Some may turn your stomach:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bpa7c/breaking_from_the_anon_who_brought_you_the_laura/

[–]MIKH1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm not buying all of that sorry. Some of the jumps made are a bit extreme.

Like I didn't think section B was damning at all. Also the pictures of the walk in fridge/freezer wasn't odd. Of course people will joke in the comments. The miniature coffins are also coffee tables. I wouldn't buy one like but I'm not seeing a whole lot of evidence that the author is trying to suggest. The weird art and strange pictures with known pedophile imagery and things of that nature are massive without jumping that bit extra into something which at best is a lot of different assumptions.

[–]I_Weld_To_90s_RnB [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dude there is an avalanche more information than that available in the top couple posts on /r/operation_berenstain that all points the exact same direction. Read up

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[–]klorptar 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Here

Mary not free Would love to get a pizza for an hour?

[–]phillmorton82 [score hidden]  (0 children)

who gets pizza for an hour?

it's just getting pizza, adding a time component does suggest something else.

never have i heard anyone say it in that way... normal people say " do you want to get some pizza" or "Do you want to get a pizza on our lunch break" or variations thereof.

EDIT: Also come and try and get me TPTB I live in Carlisle, Cumbria in England.

[–]GimletOnTheRocks 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Isn't this the plot of The Departed? (though for general crime, not pedo)

[–]WaitTilUSeeMyDick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"get this, they put me in charge of looking for myself"

Basically.

[–]aDAMNPATRIOT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep

[–]sandyravage_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just like The fucking Departed.

[–]On7Perx [score hidden]  (0 children)

This to me is what is most glaring. To me this whole case is all about coincidences that seem too "clever" to be coincidental.

[–]Skibiribiripoporopo 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Interesting. There's no way he doesn't know about the symbols

[–]wile_e_chicken 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn good point.

[–]pby1000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The artsy people love their symbols and it is easy to communicate with people in the know. It makes perfect sense that people with this mentality would have a secret, symbolic way to communicate.

[–]fabioke 36 points37 points  (8 children)

I just wanted to say that I'm not thinking about committing suicide, don't plan to take trips in the forest, I drive very safely and I don't do drugs.

First election were I feel the need to type out something like this somewhere.

First time in my life where I don't want to find the smoking gun while digging through publicly available and legal information.

I mean we are talking about potentially saving children. Every upvote, every vote, every tweet, every conversation and every word that you read could lead to saving them.

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

I AM ALSO VERY HAPPY AND WELL-ADJUSTED AND NOT MENTALLY ILL AND I AM NOT SUICIDAL.

sorry for yelling, but i want to be clear... :P

[–]fabioke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dear FBI,

I'm just reading these mails because I want to clear Podesta, Hillary and friends in the court of public opinion

It seems that these people look more guilty everyday, but I will use my weaponized left autism brain to finally debunk these claims.

I'm very confident that this is all just a coincidence right?

Kind regards

fabioke

[–]fabioke 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I can't access reddit with my main computer since a few seconds ago. I can access through my phone on 4g.

Have they(reddit) blocked my IP? Do you get a warning?

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

are you getting an error or anything?

have you run virus scans in awhile or checked the run/runonce folders?

[–]fabioke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is fine now, I have a dynamic IP address. I don't think I'm IP blocked by Reddit.

Don't going to lie or act braver than I am. Almost shit my pants.

Maybe a mod thought this was funny or just coincidence. Thank you and apologies (don't want to scare anyone)!

[–]WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you work out?

[–]fabioke [score hidden]  (0 children)

Quitting today and selling all my barbells. I only use spoons for eating starting from today..

[–]pby1000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Same. What he/she said... I am very happy and love life. I still have a lot of shit posting to do. I would not want to miss that. There are people alive that I despise, and I do not want them to outlive me.

[–]Beneficial1 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Three places all next to eachother with pedo symbols and artwork tying them together. One owned by a prosecutor for sex trafficking. Another by a guy tied to Clinton who also has what looks to be a victim of mk ultra, Sasha Lord, throwing satanic parties there.

I think we found them.

[–]CredAndBercuses 14 points15 points  (3 children)

There are way too many lines connecting these people and establishments, and way too many convenient details to ignore.

It all feels too good to be true...

[–]CommissarTree [score hidden]  (2 children)

Probably because it is, it's super easy to see these people and connect them but there is no /real hard evidence/ which means if it ever hits a court, it gets thrown out and they never have to deal with it again while looking innocent to the majority of people.

[–]trytheCOLDchai [score hidden]  (1 child)

Which leads me to believe the authorities can't take them down and it's up to the public to declare them guilty, hence why we are being fed this info

[–]Bfedorov91 [score hidden]  (0 children)

and after she wins tomorrow, her and her friends will be untouchable.

[–]Scaffolds 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ.

[–]lovesamoan 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Where and when is all this going to be examined and people lynched?

[–]coldxrain 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Never ever because America

[–]CredAndBercuses 13 points14 points  (2 children)

COG suspends all law in America, whenever it affects the continuity of government.

Basically, any evidence to crimes that will fuck up past narrative (which includes pretty much anything) gets ignored (i.e. delayed indefinitely and buried by shadow government personnel in the judicial system).

[–]lovesamoan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. That's amazing. And terrifying

[–]TeslasMuse[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

except they aren't counting on the mass awakening in consciousness that's happening on the planet with the help of benevolent ETs...so i wouldn't put any money on anything that happened in the past.

[–]aDAMNPATRIOT 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They didn't see Trump coming

[–]coldxrain [score hidden]  (1 child)

Yeah they did everything they could to get that clown where he is. Controlled opposition.

[–]aDAMNPATRIOT [score hidden]  (0 children)

Delude yourself more

[–]drogean2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When trump takes office

[–]acosmicbreath 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yep. These people need to be brought down.

[–]LilaHope 12 points13 points  (0 children)

holy wow! amazed. gotta get this seen...

[–]mracidglee 8 points9 points  (17 children)

Probably a different Kline: https://m.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5beuza/comment/d9nyu5b

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

haven't looked at the evidence yet, but could it be damage control?

[–]mracidglee 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It looks like they went to different schools.

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Damn, not sure what to do with my post now...

Here's the record from the business entity search and it definitely is registered to the attorney with the same address. Not the DoJ.

They make you create an account to view it, but this is the record:

https://corp.dcra.dc.gov/BizEntity.aspx/ViewEntityData?entityId=2684358

Edit:

I was researching this and came across this post which I am still working my way through:

This section appears to have originated on reddit: I still can’t figure out where Andrew Kline fits into all this – and whether there are multiple lawyers named Andrew Kline of Andrew J. Kline who have connections.

Here is a routine case of prosecutorial misconduct:

http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/whitecollarcrime_blog/2012/10/guts-and-the-dc-bar-the-case-of-andrew-j-klein.html

http://legaltimes.typepad.com/blt/2012/03/former-prosecutor-in-dc-accused-of-misconduct.html

http://legaltimes.typepad.com/blt/2012/08/doj-dc-bar-counsel-at-odds-in-ethics-case-against-ex-prosecutor.html

This might be the same guy mentioned at the link below:

http://www.theveritaslawfirm.com/ajk.htm maybe that’s him? Not sure. Says nothing about being an attorney in DoJ, but does mention he “has served as legislative advisor to the Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington (“RAMW”)

Which might work since he is connected to a restaurant. But better yet: http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/whitecollarcrime_blog/2012/10/guts-and-the-dc-bar-the-case-of-andrew-j-klein.html Actually talks about the DoJ. I don’t have time to go through the whole thing but that might actually be useful for finding more information. I also found his linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/andrewkline1 (check experience, it says he worked in civil rights division of DoJ) ” Supervised teams investigating and prosecuting complex and high-profile federal civil rights cases, including police brutality and corruption, human trafficking, abortion clinic violence, and hate crimes.

https://archive.is/B94K5

Here is some sinister-sounding advertising copy:

At Comet Ping Pong we love to party and we love hosting events. Our private party room is the perfect place to throw a birthday party, a dance party, or just a group get-together! With up to two ping pong tables, a bar, and foosball, it is pure entertainment. It can be configured to comfortably fit 20-50 people and we offer a myriad of exciting activities and extras that no other birthday party will have (think: a ping pong pro demonstration!) Comet Ping Pong is also available for corporate or social lunch events. You can even rent out the whole restaurant! We are open to all ideas of course. Be sure to give us some details to get started, like preferred date/time and type of party (kids, adults, or a mix of both).

Email us!

As one might guess, the pizza restaurant has unusually rich and powerful and non-kid-friendly “friends” including weird heavily sexualized rock-and-roll bands:

cometpingpong . com/friends-1/

friends of comet: heavy breathing the washington ballet politics & prose hemphill fine arts don rockwell transformer apple metrocurean modern times coffee house modern art notes media matters brightestyoungthings pandahead magazine dr pong bucks fishing and camping sasha lord presents squareforms

The following is a chan post – I am not the author:

John Podesta mentions a lot in his email about getting Pizza and especially at “Comet Ping Pong”. “Comet Ping Pong” tends to be a favourite hangout and fundraising centre for the Democrats from Wikileaks. It’s a place with ‘secret rooms’, a dark basement, pictures with eye slits in the walls where you can see through and bathrooms hidden behind secret panels. cont here

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I find it incredibly suspicious that Andrew Kline at the DoJ (linkedin) was given a promotion in Jan 2016 and now he oversees all of the lawyers, engineers, and support staff at the DoJ. He seems shady af anyway, even if he isn't the same guy who own the pizza parlor. Too creepy that they have the same names.

and then i found this

[–]NonThinkingPeeOn 0 points1 point  (6 children)

too much of a coincidence, no?

[–]mracidglee 4 points5 points  (4 children)

It is indeed a weird coincidence. FWIW they look different. Here is the DoJ guy: https://www.linkedin.com/in/andrewkline1

Here is the Veritas guy: http://theveritaslawfirm.com/meet-the-team-andrew-j-kline/

Who knows, maybe Andrew J has Clinton links too!

[–]TeslasMuse[S] [score hidden]  (2 children)

that says the veritas guy is also andrew j kline...they both have j for their middle initial? or one guy is playing 2 people?

[–]mracidglee [score hidden]  (0 children)

I do not find it likely that one person can look that different and hold two different gigs. I think it's more interesting to try and find other new connections between Andrew J and the Comet Pizza guy and various political and media figures and nonprofit boards.

[–]OgreMagoo [score hidden]  (0 children)

Andrew is a very common first name and Kline is a very common last name. And there are tons of potential middle names that start with J. This is just an unusual coincidence.

[–]manintown 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Nah it's the same one.

[–]mracidglee 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Check it: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5bosmf/anon_reveals_owner_of_uptown_pizza_to_be_andrew/d9q6qri/

[–]manintown -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Are you high? That's the same fucking guy. He wears glasses and you get thrown off? You aren't too bright.

[–]CredAndBercuses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the first time twins have been used as body doubles/plausible deniability.

[–]mracidglee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heads are shaped differently, too.

[–]HiFriend03 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good work, friend.

[–]Vitalogy0107 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That means a pedophile is supposed to be overwatching the part of our government that investigates and brings pedophiles to justice? Well, fuck me, as if it couldn't get any worse.

[–]Bfedorov91 [score hidden]  (0 children)

generally that's how gov works today.. for self interest. look at border patrol, dea, information agencies, epa. They do the opposite of what they were created to do.

[–]yoloswaggg1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

to many coincidences...

[–]Beneficial1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who are the other three prosecutors of sex trafficking?

[–]wile_e_chicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whew what a ride...

[–]pby1000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The people are able to commit crime and get away with it because they put themselves in a position to investigate themselves and their buddies. How convenient.

[–]Slits_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What if he set up the pizza shop to catch pedos

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

that would be a totally logical and plausible explanation if there weren't a mountain of supporting evidence to the contrary

[–]Alec17king 2 points3 points  (2 children)

DRAIN

[–]br1Zian -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Go away. Everyone who has tons of money is most likely involved in this shit. EVERYONE.

[–]LookWhatTheyMade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just like every poor person is most likely involved in gang activity. /s

[–]NonThinkingPeeOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good detective work here.

[–]justaponyfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rabbit hole goes even deeper

[–]101101101101101000 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If you feel strongly then submit

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Worse is you are wrong, if you are right....

[–]TeslasMuse[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

someone did in the_donald

[–]101101101101101000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

more reports more attention :)

[–]mMine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freeyourbrain.tripod.com talks about code words, words for "food" mixed up with words for "love" and "sex"

[–]maluminse 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My two cents for the skeptical.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10950111/The-alleged-paedophile-ring-at-the-heart-of-the-British-Establishment.html

[–]Bikertron [score hidden]  (0 children)

Quite. That makes me way more inclined to believe there's similar shady shit going on in DC

[–]AmericanRiots [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thanks to everyone investigating and digging. Your efforts dont get enough credit!

[–]If-im-not-you-im-me [score hidden]  (0 children)

No offense but, that design is super common. As an artist I've seen that shit a thousand times in completely unrelated materials. Not saying it's impossible but it's an extremely common logo and means almost nothing without a bunch of other leaps of belief to tie in

[–]andywarhaul 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wow just wow.

[–]101101101101101000 2 points3 points  (2 children)

i reported to fbi, we should all report

[–]ninjabean [score hidden]  (1 child)

Like that'll do anything. They're all in it together

[–]101101101101101000 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If you feel not reporting possible pedo links is ok then thats on you

[–]know_comment 0 points1 point  (1 child)

don't know if this has come up yet, but this picture of Bill reminds me of podesta's black and white handkerchief:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bill-clinton-pocket-square-hillary_us_58061393e4b0dd54ce34f6b5

That said- Andrew Kline is a common name and I doubt this is the same person.

[–]walnutpasta [score hidden]  (2 children)

http://dcra.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/abra/publication/attachments/ABC_Board_Dispositions_June_4_2014_0.pdf

Does this help link Kline to Comet Ping Pong? Acting as counsel to Big Cheese, LLC..

Just do a quick Ctrl+F - Kline or Big Cheese

EDIT: text from pdf

Review of Request for off-site storage of invoices dated May 21, 2014 from Andrew Kline, Counsel for Big Cheese, LLC. Comet Pizza, 5037 Connecticut Avenue NW, Retailer CR, Lie#: 74897. Decision: Approved, 6-0-0.

[–]TeslasMuse[S] [score hidden]  (1 child)

um, why does the pizza guy need to store "invoices" off-site?

"Review of Request for off-site storage of invoices dated May 21, 2014 from Andrew Kline, Counsel for Big Cheese, LLC. Comet Pizza, 5037 Connecticut Avenue NW, Retailer CR, Lie#: 74897. Decisio11: Appi'Ovetl, 6-0-0."

[–]walnutpasta [score hidden]  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly while stumbling across this.

That, and sort of strange for a "competitor" to act in counsel. I suppose if you could call their establishments competitors... But I may be incorrect about that.

Just seems like there is a web of connections here.

[–]Hans_Klopeks_Beard [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hawaii connection exposed before this pizza thing blew up

[–]Yserbius -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the thread in six months from now where everyone is looking back disgusted. "Remember that time when /r/conspiracy harassed some rando pizza place until they had to close?"