WhatsAppEverybody was wrong, including me. Congratulations to Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States. Apparently, the election wasn’t rigged after all!
I didn’t vote for him and I never will, but at least now I get to enjoy the complete meltdown of the left:
I refuse to claim that racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, disgusting excuse for a human soul as my president. #NotMyPresident
— Basquiat-Picasso (@_zakx2__) November 9, 2016
You're #NotMyPresident . You don't represent me, my views or my ideals. You will never be my president.
— Julie Pento (@juliepento97) November 9, 2016
Aftermath of the election. #UCLA #NOTMYPRESIDENT pic.twitter.com/rxTaXJDf80
— A R I A N A (@AriPriscillaa) November 9, 2016
EVERY PUNDIT ON EVERY NETWORK IS TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW. AND EVERY ONE OF THEM CAUSED THIS TO HAPPEN. #Election2016
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 9, 2016
A PRESIDENT IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE US FEEL PROTECTED AND PATRIOTIC, NOT SCARED AND ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN #NOTMyPresident
— NOT MY PRESIDENT (@KISSINGDNCE) November 9, 2016
Etc.
Well, children, that’s not how it works. America is not your safe space. He won, fairly and decisively. He’s our president. You don’t have to like it, but you have to accept it. I would’ve accepted it if that other crook had won.
I have no idea how somebody like Trump is going to function in the White House, and I don’t believe he’s going to keep any of his promises. But the voters have spoken. Deal with it. Trump’s whining about the election being rigged was ridiculous, and so is the whining of the losers today.
It’s over, Democrats. You lost.
Hillary Clinton concedes the presidency to Donald Trump in a phone call, @llerer and @KThomasDC report. https://t.co/VGPbUL8cVg
— The Associated Press (@AP) November 9, 2016
Maybe next time you guys will nominate somebody a bit less widely loathed. I mean… she lost to Trump, dude.
Another upside: At least now our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters will go back to holding the president accountable. They’ve had an 8-year vacation, but now it’s time to get back to work.
Better luck next time, Hillary. At least you’ve still got Bill.
Update: One must have a heart of stone to read this without laughing.
Lady Gaga and Cher are crying backstage – MSNBC
— Breaking News Feed (@pzf) November 9, 2016
And this sums up my mood right now:
I hate Trump, but Van Jones and Begala crying on CNN right now made me happy
— John O'Connell (@jacko2323) November 9, 2016
Update: A lot of people are criticizing Hillary for refusing to face her supporters tonight and admit defeat. I’m fine with it. I’d prefer not to hear that woman’s voice again in my entire life. She can go away now.
In the meantime: Something for everyone. A comedy tonight!
Devastation and frustration echoed throughout the Javits Center as it became apparent that Trump won https://t.co/UTsQJHvihF pic.twitter.com/VW4UMSNE94
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) November 9, 2016
Update:
When you nominate a candidate who's under federal investigation, you run the risk that the voters will make her pay for scoffing at the law.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 9, 2016
I fell for the media's narrative, but so did all the #MAGA-heads who yelled at me because I was "helping Hillary." It wasn't even close.
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 9, 2016
Say a prayer for Huma Abedin this morning. Both her family and her career are in tatters, and for the same reason. pic.twitter.com/03MRpTGI06
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 9, 2016
