“Amager Strand Pt. 1” which is directed by F. Valentin himself, plays like the perfect soundtrack to a David Lynch movie, scoring the vague storyline of the two characters who dwell in the realm of bizarre. The track starts out slow and ambient as we meet the first character, a seemingly wealthy, well dressed man Read more
Yesterday I turned 25 and besides my google search history (“how to cure under eye bags without surgery” and “when am I really considered a cougar?”) not much has changed. It’s strange to think that I’ll never have a birthday again where things change immediately overnight. Like going to bed on your 16th birthday and Read more
Danish band Ufornia, which consists of Morten Søgaard and Nicolai Kornerup, have taken the quintessential feeling of youth, boredom, and an underlying restlessness and packaged it into “Boredom’s The Dynamite” – the perfect tune for yet another boring summer. In a way, life seems to be marked in summers. The summer you felt your first tit Read more
Inspired by the iconic Little Mermaid who sits forever attached to her wet stone perch, Julian Juhlin vowed never to leave his childhood room. I met Julian at his apartment in Vesterbro, Copenhagen, just a few minutes bike ride away from his childhood bedroom in Frederiksberg. Before I’m allowed to see his bedroom, he tucks Read more
The Danish mother of sound Lydmor is back on Noisey with an exclusive new video for the track “I Love You” off her forthcoming solo album. The heartbreaking track is perfectly airy and ethereal in Lydmor’s classic style which lends to the simplicity of the video, by director Christina Amundsen. If they made yet another Read more
23-year-old Emma Holten is a victim of what people call revenge porn: basically, sexually explicit pictures that are shared without the subject’s consent. A few years back, Emma’s email was hacked and nude photos, originally taken for her boyfriend, were subsequently leaked across the internet. After years of dealing with all manner of horrid online Read more
Last week, Copenhagen was temporarily transformed into an even blonder, leggier and more heavily perfumed version of itself for the city’s fanciest seasonal sensation—Copenhagen Fashion Week. Now, you may be one of the lucky souls who contributed your thigh gap and designer onesie or whatever to the sparkly scene that took place—but most likely, you’re Read more
A beautiful dancing water anteater hypnotizes us through the video for “Tomorrow Never Dies”, the first track off of the Danish band Siamese’s (formerly Siamese Fighting Fish) third album out today on Prime Collective. As the opening track to the album it is on the heavier side of Siamese’s repertoire, and it’s the kind of tune, that’ll make you thrust your forehead rhythmically Read more
Danish duo WHYTE is back at it with this sticky single lifted off their upcoming EP. The lads have recently gone completely DIY, handling everything from songwriting to distribution through their newly started independent label Eat Fat Records. “Soft Porn” is a romantic ode to the ladies. It advocates the use of soft carpets and missionary position – admittedly a refreshing Read more
This year, there were nine recipients of the highly sought after funding by the state-run Danish Council for Independent Research, one of which is a study about how to make the perfect sex toy for post menopausal women. Svala Vagnsdatter Andersen, the researcher pioneering the sex toy study, told us that her research is “about giving voice to Read more
