It’s tough to see a lot of parallels between The Dude and the man currently running Russia, but when it comes to the libation they love, they are somewhat similar. (In our imaginations, if nowhere else.)

Behold Putin Hairs on Your Chest, a bold cocktail for a bold new era that’s a much… stronger take on The Dude’s cherished White Russian. This one just has a few extra ingredients that are guaranteed to empower you in terrifying ways.

Maybe just sip it to start…