Periwinkle Jones

@peachesanscream

Please stop sending me variations of the 'lizard on a chair' joke.

Joined July 2009
Born on August 03

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Nov 2012

    New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.

  2. 17 Mar 2016

    Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.

  3. Jan 27

    Not sure I like Enid Blyton's newer, edgier stuff…

  4. Jan 26

    ¡ɹəpun uʍop spuəıɹɟ ɹno ๅๅɐ oʇ ʎɐႧ uɐıๅɐɹʇsn∀ ʎddɐH

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  7. 1 Aug 2014

    I had my leg X-rayed today. The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.'

  8. Jan 25

    On this day 10 years ago, aired for the first time. But where are they now?

  9. Jan 23

    As long as you live you'll never see a photograph of 7 women signing legislation about what men can do with their reproductive organs

  10. 16 Aug 2016

    The best part of is when they're on the beach and are surprised when their ex is also on the beach.

  11. Jan 14
  12. Jan 24

    Quick reminder that and are the worst and terrible at customer service.

  13. Jan 23
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  15. Jan 22

    I feel like just gave us something powerful here but our third eye ain't ready for the truth

  16. 10 Jun 2014

    Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.

  17. Jan 19
  18. Jan 21

    Hello. Here’s another toon from my series "women-on-scales" ;-) caption by

  19. Jan 20

    ALERT: Romford RM8 area. Pet owners be aware, be vigilant & report any info you have on the individual(s) carrying out these heinous attacks

  20. Jan 20

    Our cat decided to sleep OUTSIDE his bed and rest his head on the bed as a pillow.

  21. Jan 20

    On the bright side, at least we're only 4 years away from President Lisa Simpson…

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