Alana Massey

@AlanaMassey

Author of ALL THE LIVES I WANT, writing at , 😎. Send champagne, cats, and money.

New York
Joined November 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Aug 2016
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    My book has a bee-yoo-tee-ful sparkling cover! And you can pre-order it too:

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    what's that? oh nothing, just reading editorials in my hometown's newspaper

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    A white woman in sex work activism invented a black immigrant sex worker persona to defraud community, from

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    I love how unabashedly horny Susan Sarandon's Instagram is

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    May 20

    A tiny warthog cools off in a puddle

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    May 21
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    Imagine if a woman sent an email around asking people to unfollow all associates of a pub with under 1K followers cause of a negative review

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    My mom's dog has the exact same, "I'm not mad you're home late, I was just WORRIED" face as her.

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    "We want women’s genius and beauty to be accidental, part of her very essence rather than something she worked hard for."

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    May 20

    the cat has possessed this man and is speaking thru him

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    A sinkhole just opened in front of President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate THE ORB DEMANDS SACRIFICE

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    We will never have a "Celine Dion is over" party

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    23h

    Whenever I think about how much I loathe news/journal paywalls and the "wisdom" that they are a necessity, I reflect on this Stengers quote:

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    Judge him if you must, but remember that if God made you this handsome, you probably have no choice but to be an insufferable dick.

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    Happy birthday to my devious and attractive Gemini brethren, Mr. Steven Patrick Morrissey, who does what he wants.

  20. Retweeted
    30 Jan 2016
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    In addition to telling our cats he loves them I regularly hear my husband telling them "Morrissey loves you".

  21. Retweeted
    Feb 3

    help so my cousin got upset after reading a fan fiction where harry styles dies and now she's been peeling potatoes for 3 hours

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