This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, HOLY SHIT DAFFY DUCK IS REALLY BUGS BUNNY'S GAY LOVER AND LUIGI DOUBLE CROSSES MARIO AND THE TROLL SLAYER BUT THAT IS ONLY PART OF THE PLAN SO HE CAN TRY AND KILL THE TROLL KING!!!!!!!1
Shadow dispenses some sage advice.
"Every frame is reaction image gold"
The image that pretty much sums the whole thing.
tails gets trolled is the greatest comic ever. Some argue it is even better than Sonichu, though as far as webcomics go that isn't saying much. Though at first glance it appears to be a case of trolls trolling trolls and parody, the comic is, in fact, 100% genuine. tails gets trolled proves simultaneously that the author is insane and that trolling definitely works. The only REAL fucking problem is that about half of the damn comic consist in the characters trying to find a new plan.
tails gets trolled began on 16 October 2011 as a critique on the idea of trolling. Lazerbot's biting satire and hilarious wit soon caught the attention of the goons at Something Awful and the EDiots at ED, where it has become a staple of everyone's daily lulz consumption. Of course, Lazerbot doesn't seem to realize that people are laughing at him, not with him. FUCK YOU TROLLS.
Chapter 1: Tails Gets Trolled
Our epic story begins with Tails calmly walking through the forest and either laughing hysterically (possibly at how horribly drawn he is) or singing "lolololololol". But little does Tails know that he is being watched by two evil trolls. The trolls step out of the shadows to call Tails gay, dumb, retarded, a hoe, and a talentless fox and he runs off crying. He turns to Sonic for help, who in turn suggests that they try to make peace with the trolls, while Shadow instead suggests to Tails that he flip off the trolls and tell them to fuck off. Tails ultimately decides to go with Sonic and lend an olive branch to the trolls, and, surprise surprise, the trolls refuse this peace offering and instead call Sonic a "talentless blue pokemon". Seeing as how negotiations have broken down, Tails then turns to Shadow. Shadow and Knuckles go back, call the trolls retards, kill them, hide their bodies and go off to celebrate by getting high and having sex with agorilla. Later Shadow is confronted by another troll who tells him Tails is now the target of a trollorganization. The two then proceed to get into a fight, which is soon after broken up by Mario, and Shadow goes off with Sonic and Knuckles and they all kill some more trolls.
The Moral: Bestiality and murder are a-OK, but trolling isn't.
Mario and Luigi have a DBZ-style fight. Since Mario is a stereotypical fat fuck, Luigi wins. Shadow kills Daffy, which makes Bugs break the bomb remote in a fit of sorrow due to his gay lover having been killed, and Shadow kills him too. Sonic kills Eggman and goes off to fight the troll king who, in a brilliant and original play on words, is a literal troll who has a son with the body of a human and a trollface for a head.
The troll king tells Sonic he wants to kill him so that his son can rape his corpse. Then some other Sonic characters show up and get killed. The troll king kills Sonic and lets one of the other characters escape. He goes to Shadow, vomits blood on him, and tells him everyone is "deader than a black guys in a town full of racists". Then Mario tells them he and Luigi were only pretending to fight so that he could infiltrate the troll organization. The audience then dies from massive heart failures and/or brain hemorrhages due to amazing plot twists.
The focus of the story then shifts to Silver, joined by Elmer Fudd and Rob (the guy with no ears). They decide to infiltrate the troll base by hiding under Trollface masks. He wins a troll-off, fails at talking to women, breaks into the base, gets discovered, and another big fight happens. Apparently you don't need ears to be one of the dragonborn and shout the words of power. Later, back in the main group, Knuckles gets an idea, but since he's not high enough to be smart it ends badly.
The Moral: If you troll someone hard enough they'll cum in their pants thinking about you.
Mario has a flashback to when he and Luigi met their drug-addicted, white trash, troll biological parents, relishing all the fondmemories. The rest of the chapter is exactly what it says on the tin, with Mario using most every powerup he has in another grandiose DBZ-esque fight, yet still for the most part getting his ass thoroughly kicked. Yoshi tries to rescue him when he is about to be killed by King Troll, only to have his tongue grabbed by King Troll and slammed in the ground together with Mario.
The Moral: Calling someone a "Ni**ER" [sic] will make their eyes bleed.
Mario uses a warp whistle to narrowly escape with his and Yoshi's life. Tails learns how to dodge bullets from Woodstock and learns the art of hand-to-hand combat from Batman. After Silver trolls the trolls into teamkilling, Elmer Fudd reveals himself to be a necromancer or some shit like that. Elmer then gets kidnapped in a plot to resurrect Dr. Robotnik and carry out the King Troll's grand plan. Wile E. Coyote then takes the rest of group into hiding to explain how a night of drunken debauchery led a couple of Looney Tunes (and Tom) to get Satanic powers.
The Moral: He totally stole the whole bit about the city of Gotham trolling Batman from SMBC Theater.
We've all been here before: drunkenly stumbling into an occult ritual and being granted the superpowers to become living weapons in a Christian vs. Satanist holy war. Of course, everyone handles it differently. Porky Pig gets the worst of it, first having to face the consequences of cheating on his girlfriend with some thieving whore while getting drunk when he was supposed to be the designated driver and then having his entire church turn on him and murder his family when they find out about his freaky powers, but he seems to take it about as well as could be expected. Wile E. Coyote, on the other hand, establishes himself as the most rational one of the group, calmly analyzing his new powers while being able to calm down a distraught, psychotic Porky. Sylvester and Tom are mildly freaked out by their newfound powers when they apply them to Tweety and Jerry, but they learn to cope with them. Elmer is just kind of there but makes the call to save everyone else from getting shot at. Oh, and the reason the puppetmaster necromancers are called neutrals is that they get violent nosebleeds if they show any kind of emotion.
The Moral: Sometimes it takes a coyote to tell a pig what it means to be human.
Knuckles victoriously returns after his plan succeeded, that plan being to get high, find the trolls in the forest (who were "trolling animals and stuff") and get high again. At the same time Tails is still training with Hello Kitty, Spyro and Kermit. Kermit tells him with the biggest monologue in the world about how he used to be a troll. Also, the troll king is trying to get Elmer to revive Eggman by telling him he will cut off his penis, like he did Justin Biber. His son suggest that they rape him to death instead. Team Silver plans to rescue Elmer from the clutches of the Troll King. Meanwhile, Pori is up to mysterious business.
The Moral: "Soon his butthole will be mine" - troll king's son.
The Troll Slayers decide to spar with each other to get stronger, until Shadow beats the fuck out the Hulk and Knuckles, because he's fucking pissed and walks away. At the same time, Team Silver sets off to save Elmer Fudd, with Silver worrying about people thinking he watches porn. Tails continues his training by meeting with The Cheeto Man, who wants a fistbump before they start. Cheeto Man then lights up a fat blunt and blows Tails' mind by teaching him a Cheeto hadouken or something. At this point, Shadow is so fucking mad that he finds a troll village, charges his powers, and fires a gigantic lazer at the village, completely disintegrating everyone and everything. But Knuckles comes to tell him that it was a completely peaceful village unrelated to the trolls. Meanwhile, Tails has mastered the cheese hadouken while getting high as fuck with Cheeto Man. He then heads to Dexter, who tells him he's going to punch him in the balls, and gives him some technobabble shit before passing him off to Vivian.
The Moral: If you are going to use your Dragonball Z superpowers to destroy a troll village, make sure they are rally trolls first.
The fight between Lazerbot and his brother's Self-insert characters continues and ends up spanning across THREE FUCKING CHAPTERS! The style changes from a rip off of DBZ to a rip off of Naruto and Avatar and Hellsing. They spend the entire chapter throwing shit at one another while calling each other faggots.
The Moral:Fucking nothing. This is NOT Dragonball Z.
The chapter begins with a short little comic by Lazerbot, demonstrating that this isn't DBZ, got it? Afterwards, Rob and Hindo start fighting. The scene is interrupted when Sylvester and Tom start killing random trolls, having the same bitch-fests as the previous chapter. Silver is still a virgin Wile E. Coyote and Demaro start to get into a fight as well. We see how Road Runner was killed (no loose ends in this comic!), Elmer Fudd controls Luigi's sodomized corpse, and lazerbot becomes a troll and trolls his fanbase into thinking Rob dies. All in all, nothing happens.
The Moral: Remember what this comic was about? Neither does Lazerbot!
This satire spin-off shows what our favorite web-comic would look like if it was gay do to comments from the horrible, horrible folks over at SA. Because it is not this KAWAII!!!!, it must be not gay.
Because it's not part of the main series comic, all reaction images pulled from it will be in this gallery.
We begin the chapter with Tom mourning over the loss of Sylvester as trollface prepares to shoot him. Silver steps in and stops the bullet with telekinetic powers, throws rocks at trollface, then promptly fucks off for the rest of the chapter to do other things. Frame-switch to Demaro and Coyote fighting still. At this point the fight totally isn't filler. "Mean while", Ronald McDonald consults Pac-Man for advice about his batshit insane freakout. Following the voraphile's advice, McDonald finds Tails and Chester "Cheeto Man" Cheetah smoking weed discussing how the philosophicalproperties it brings, along with troll morals. When asked for forgiveness, McDonald is told to fuck off. The rest of the chapter, almost half of it (8/21 pages) consists of Hindo and Rob's fight. Hindo pukes electric spiders at Rob, and uses them as a distraction to throw a lightning bolt at Rob. Rob falls in water and has a moment to think about his inner strength and all the people who believed in him... just like how Asperchu ended...
Literally nothing happens here except a massive weed smoking party, gay sex involving Doug, some bestiality, and flashbacks.
The Moral: Anybody can come and go as they please at The Defenders' secret base.
Chapter 19: The Storm Part 1
Amy gets stoned and yammers on about how she met Sonic, how Eggman raped her in his rape chamber, and how Sonic had sex with her so he wouldn't be so mad.
The brilliant author of this comic is Lazerbot, a 20-year-old tartlet with assburgers who specializes, unlike most tartlets and manchildren with computers, in drawing artistic representations of video game fanart in Gimp. Outside of MS Paint fanart, Lazerbot can often be found trying and failing to trace game art. As evidenced by his comics, Lazerbot is an expert writer, who tells a story of characters who may or may not defeat the trolls. The funny thing is, though, that Lazerbot has seemingly never actually been trolled, meaning his comics are either a way to give trolling victims a hugbox for them to run around and play in, or just another vain attempt to seek attention. It has been seen time and time again that using an abundance of copyrighted characters with a pseudo-animu art style and terrible writing is guaranteed pageviews for the author, but Lazerbot is leaps and bounds better than some "artists."
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I was always confused with the definition of art. Many people have many different meanings of art, but looking at each explanation only confused me more. I thought I would never grasp the bemusing concept that is art.
It was soon revealed that his hacking was a final desperate act after spending over a month trying to make lazerbot add dumb shit in his comic like references to the Aurora Theatre Shooting. However, even lazerbot wasn't so stupid to fall into the trap of this retard, and told him to fuck off. Finally, when he figured that he failed in outwitting an aspie, Ponygonohreia just hacked the account and uploaded his own comic.
lol more time waster for all the viewers who want to see something that is really brilliant and epic story plots
just to get sad and down that they can't.. oh wait yes they can the comic still continues and nothing you do has effected anything lol these are the moments where you should facepalm yourself little troll fag
also i knew you were into hitler makes complete sense
and btw its trolls who try to remove freedom of speech because they clearly can't handle it and chooses to troll it
trolling is nothing but a form of words shaped as bullets
if the troll shoots the gun
hits someone with the bullet and that person isn't effect what does the troll do then? give up? admit defeat?
no they keep trying and trying even know they "know they lost" and over stayed their welcome
but see a troll is weak they tries not to show it
but for that person that the troll failed to effect is still standing strong with the darkest grin on his face begging and waiting to see what you have left to offer
troll using up the last of his ideas before the person shocks the troll with something the troll never knew existed because the trolls mind is not open
his eyes being closed he can not see what is right in front of him
refuses to see truth in things clearly true
only chooses to see things with his head cut off
thinking to himself OH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME SO!! never realizing that it was maybe his own actions that made the villagers grab their pitchforks and touches
maybe the villagers gave the troll a chance perhaps with stares and hurtful words the troll is misunderstood and perhaps if they troll had more control over his own thoughts he should have gave it time for the villagers to trust him
maybe he wouldn't of reacted so impulsively and ate all of the villagers pets and live stock
the things that they are attached to
the things they love the things they raised from a baby
perhaps the troll deserved being burned at the stake
perhaps its the pure beauty of vengeance
to watch your eyes as you feel the first flames touch your skin
to see just how much you regret your actions
the only moment in your life that you truly thought out your actions
but no it was way too late
your legs are on fire
the pain is so intense and so unbearable that knowing your about to die
you resort to nothing less then pure Instinct
creating a burst of energy unreal to the villagers you break the hold and jump out of the flames
destroying everything in your path
your mind was also destroyed in the process
nothing left but the animal inside
so you will live like an animal feeding from the next most interesting thing that catches the eye
perfecting your killer Instinct more and more with each drop of blood tasted
you no longer think you only feed
then you will recover
start to trust things again start to love and care for something
one day it will just click and every puzzle piece in your mind will come together and you will be able to see through everything
you will be able to find beauty from everything
you will no longer want to hurt a fly unless they truly deserve it just for being what you used to be or like the villagers that mistreated you
but atleast you will leave the good ones alive because you can see the pure heart they are
they don't deserve to die so what gives you the right to kill them? and before long instead of killing the villagers you help them
you realize that they are only cruel because they were treated badly at some point of their life
just like you were
you become beautiful despite all the burns on your body and you leave the beast behind
you find meaning in life
you can control every move you make
every thought you think
every emotion you have
you can control the smiles and the fronds on every persons face
you become someone that people want to follow
for the right reasons even if they seem wrong to others
you will explain the way you see it
and they will understand it and accept it
you will have enough power to turn the land to dust but not choose to use it for that reason
You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as the world’s least likeable human being.
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—The sickest burn evar.
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hello im tails and we have something special for you viewers of the tails gets trolled comic. we have made a short video on youtube for you to enjoy and i thank all you the people that like this comic and for the people who dont like it well go fuck your selfs lol im just joking you dont have to like my work i would like if you did but hey all good in the land of sonic characters and such
the art of trolling was actually started from humans but it wasn't called trolling it was called being a dick but back in the middle ages i was being made fun of because i wasn't humans
your gay and a retard. you look so stupid. your a noob and your such a retard that has no friends and your ugly. you should fix that ugly face of yours retard
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—unnamed troll #2, epic burn.
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I think you trolls are a punch of looser's and guess what? i actually got room to talk... i dont get why trolls aren't the ones being trolled? there the bigest looser's.
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