We Can Put An End To Identity Theft

Posted 28 Jul 2015 at 06:35 UTC by MichaelCrawford Share This

Are you familiar with the problem of "Belling The Cat"? All the mice will benefit but one mouse must volunteer to tie the bell to her collar.

While lending for interest is the second-oldest profession, identity theft is a very recent phenomenon that originates in the use of identifying numbers for credit reporting. These provide Unique Keys for databases records.

"Michael David Crawford" is quite common; I figure the reason I try and try and try and try but just can't get laid is that my Evil Twin here in Washington State was a registered sex offender who did time in Walla Walla then got the idea in his head to open fire on the Lakewood Police while wearing a motorcycle helmet with metal plates duct-taped to it.

I expect we are cousins. Google our name and you will find we resemble each other.

We have always had credit but not always computers. One required credit references from live humans - written by hand, with an inkwell-dipped quill pen.

I lost everything when a medical clinic stored my plaintext Social on a notebook computer in gross violation of the HIPAA regulation then left it in a car in the dead of night. I have nothing to lose by Belling The Cat myself:

United States Social Security Number: 518-92-8663

California State Identification Card:


DOB 02/24/1964
HGT 5'-11"
WGT 200 lb

ISS 04/08/2013

DD 04/08/201354716/CCFD/19

Signed: Michael D. Crawford

Note that it is an ID card, NOT a Driver's License.

Count on the State of California not to configure enough characters in the field for "San Luis Obispo". I expect that "DD" business is California's unique key for this specific card.

I don't have the headspace just now to post a scan of my handwritten signature. I'll have to wait until my brain tumour goes into remission as the Tylenol just isn't doing it for me.

Maybe I can post the scan in the comments, otherwise I'll post it on my public profile.

To reiterate:

I am not trying to destroy our system of credit.

I shall destroy our system of credit reporting.

Have A Nice Day.

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