Peeling off a massive piece of bark and carving this message into it may hurt my reputation as an Airbnb tenant, but I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
Around the web and back again to you, the lord of the webrings.
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
It’s time to buy pure commercialized masculinity. But which model is right for you?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
So what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
[clearing throat] I SAID "buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
This is the biggest story of E3, and you won't see it anywhere else.
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