Gary Bernhardt

@garybernhardt

the thirst quencher

Seattle, WA
destroyallsoftware.com
Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Aug 2016

    Destroy All Software is resurrected. First up: computation, explained using code rather than mathematical notation.

    38 replies 338 retweets 701 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    Does anyone have pictures of the Deconstruct registration line wrapping around the block? Please to share.

    7 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    more like waitingforthebathroomconf

    5 replies 6 retweets 52 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    This thread.

    I went on a date last night and the guy meekly shared that he used to be THE GENERAL MANAGER FOR THE TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN.
    49 retweets 49 likes
  5. Apr 19

    Deconstruct attendees should've gotten an email, but it mostly just says to go here for the usual details:

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  6. Apr 19
    Replying to

    Everyone at Deconstruct gets a laser-cut badge and a copy of my cold!

    4 replies 3 retweets 19 likes
  7. Apr 19

    I might be getting sick. It's fine.

    4 replies 1 like
  8. Apr 18
    Replying to

    Crop and scale, I mean. To reframe 4k footage for 1080p production.

    1 reply 2 likes
  9. Apr 18
    Replying to

    I assume that it'll go better if it's a rounder ratio like 3:2 crop, but assume it's an arbitrary nasty ratio.

    1 reply 1 like
  10. Apr 18

    If I crop a section of 4k footage (> 1080p) down to 1080 in FCPX/Premier, can I expect it to be reasonably near native 1080 sharpness?

    4 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
  11. Apr 18
    Replying to

    grand unified theory of computer joke

    2 replies 7 retweets 69 likes
  12. Apr 18

    There's one hard thing in computer science: seeing that cache invalidation bugs are misnamed; they're off by one errors in the time domain.

    5 replies 51 retweets 174 likes
  13. Apr 18
    Replying to

    OTOH, I may have morphed into my final talk design form while preparing the intro.

    2 replies 5 likes
  14. Apr 18

    If I host the conference, I don't have to prepare a talk! Except... two intros, two closings, sixteen introductions, four panel moderations.

    1 reply 40 likes
  15. Apr 17

    If the TO line in Fastmail's webmail interface grows from 1 to 2 lines, the font weight of the email's body drops slightly. You're welcome.

    3 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    oh mygod

    215 replies 5,223 retweets 11,415 likes
  17. Apr 17

    Before visiting Japan: "Bob Marley in a sushi restaurant? Ridiculous." After: "Pretty authentic, but a sax cover would be even more so."

    1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    making dope talks is hard

    4 replies 5 retweets 38 likes
  19. Apr 17

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    AND ON EASTER SUNDAY JESUS DID RISE DECREEING THAT THE BIG TESCO MUST CLOSE IN HIS HONOUR BUT THE EXPRESS STORE CAN STAY OPEN FOR ESSENTIALS

    238 replies 25,444 retweets 52,139 likes
  21. Apr 15
    Replying to

    otoh reductive symbolic thought is The Good and it is meatspace reality that is Bad, don't at me

    1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes

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