Andrew Bryniarski

I've only seen Andrew Bryniarski as Chip Shreck in "Batman Returns" and Zangief in "Street Fighter," but apparently, he's also been in a football movie, I assume from the pictures playing a character named Hottest Guy Ever.

P.S.  As you may have noticed by now, Bard (author, blogger and friend of Inner Jobber) has relocated to Word Press.  Visit the all-new Neverland and give him your regards!

The Red Cyclone

Speaking of video games: Wrestler Zangief from "Street Fighter" has long been one of the series' hottest characters.  A "guilty pleasure" character selection for an adolescent coming to grips (or not) with his sexuality.  If you win, good, you win, and if you lose, at least you saw big hot Zangief get beat up.

vs. Chun-Li

vs. King (from "Tekken")

Trick Or Treat

"Halloween" by Siouxsie and the Banshees

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