Scarlett Johansson

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Tell me you brought a suit.
Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Yes, I did. And it's a lovely Tom Ford three-piece two-button.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	T'Challa, TASK Force decides who gets to bring in Barnes.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	T'Challa, Task Force decides who gets to bring in Barnes.
T'Challa/Black Panther:	Don't bother, Ms. Romanoff. I'll kill him myself.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man:	I really don't wanna hurt you.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I wouldn't stress about it.

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Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Who else sign it?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Tony, Rhody, Vision.
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Clint?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Said he's retired.
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Wanda?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	TBD... I'm off to Vienna for the signing of the Accords. There's plenty of room on the jet. Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together.
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	What are we giving up to do it?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	.....
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Sorry, Nat. I can't sign it.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I know...
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Well then..what are you doing here?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I didn't want you to be alone..

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

I know how much Bucky means to you... Stay out of this one, please. You'll only make this worse.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Are we still friends?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Weâ??re still friends, right?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	We're still friends, right?
Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	That depends on how hard you punch me.
Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	Depends on how hard you hit me.
Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	That depends on how hard you hit me.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

You know what's about to happen, do you wanna punch your way out of this?

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I said I would help you find him, not catch him
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I said I would help you find him, not catch him.

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Kaa:	I'll keep you safe. Just you and me.

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Kaa:	Trust in me !
Kaa:	Trust in me!

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Tony Stark/Iron Man:	They're comin' for ya.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I'm not the one that needs to watch their back.

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Nick Fury:	Back in the day I had eyes everywhere, and you kids had all the tech you could dream of, but here we all are back on earth, nothing but our wit and our will to save the world, so stand outwit the platinum bastard!
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Steve doesn't like that kind of talk!
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	You know what Romanoff...

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Thor:	Who sent you?
Tony Stark/Iron Man:	I see a suit of armor around the world.
Bruce Banner/The Hulk:	Ultron
Ultron:	In the flesh. Or no, not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	What mission?
Ultron:	Peace in our time.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

I only pretend to know everything.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing. Get your feet off the dash.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

Nothing lasts forever.

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Laura:

Do you have a girlfriend?

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Samantha:

Honey, I'm home.

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Apple Employee:	Can I help you guys with anything?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Oh, no, my fiancé was helping with honeymoon destinations.
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Yeah... we're getting married.
Apple Employee:	Cool, where are you guys thinking about going?
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Um... New Jersey.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	When did Captain America learn how to steal a car?
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Nazi Germany, and we're borrowing.

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Lucy:

Life was given to us a billion years ago, and now you know what to do with it.

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Lucy:

Life was given to us a billion years ago. Now you know what to do with it.

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Lucy:

I am everywhere.

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Laura:

Do you think I'm pretty?

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Theodore Twombly:	No. Don't do this. You don't turn this around on me. You're the one that's being selfish. We're in a relationship.
Samantha:	But's the heart not like a box that gets filled up. It expands in size the more you love. I'm different from you. This doesn't make me love you any less. It actually makes me love you more.
Theodore Twombly:	That doesn't make any sense. You are mine or you are not mine?
Samantha:	No, Theodore. I'm yours and I'm not yours.

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Samantha:

You know what's Interesting? I used to be..so worried about not having a body,but now I.. I truly love it. You know, I'm growing in a way I couldn't if I had a physical form. I mean, I'm not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I'm not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that's inevitably gonna die.

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Carl Casper:	"I'm fucking lost."
Molly:	"That's a good place to start."

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	What about lydia?
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Lip ring? Ya, I'm not ready for that.

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Lawson Pines:	You know, I knew your mother pretty well.
Pursy Will:	How well?
Lawson Pines:	She was hard to understand. But she kept the door to her heart open.
Pursy Will:	Well, the way I've heard it was more of a revolvin' door, now, wasn't it?

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Lawson Pines:	You know that you eat like shit?
Pursy Will:	You drink too much?
Lawson Pines:	Okay?

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Lee:	Look, I'm sorry. Why don't you just cook me some dinner and I'll go rent us some porno?
Pursy Will:	I have to go to a funeral, Lee. Unless I miss it because you forgot to tell me that my mother is dead!

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Was I really your first kiss since 1945?
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	That bad, huh?

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Shall we play a game? It's from a movie...
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Yeah, Saw.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

Don't do this to me, Nick.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	What about the nurse who lives across the hall from you? She seems kind of nice.
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Secure the engine room, then, find me a date.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I'm multitasking.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

Fury's last words was never to trust anybody.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Hey fellas, either one of you know where The Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil.
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	That's hilarious.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	You doing anything fun Saturday night?
Captain America/Steve Rogers:	Well, all the guys in my barbershop quartet are dead, so...no, not really.

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Samantha:	the past is just a story we keep telling ourselves
Samantha:	The past is just a story we keep telling ourselves.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

You doing anything fun Saturday night?

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Theodore Twombly:	What are you doing?
Samantha:	I'm just sitting here, looking at the world and writing a new piece of music.
Theodore Twombly:	Can I hear it? What's this one about?
Samantha:	Well, I was thinking, we don't really have any photographs of us. And I thought this song could be like a photo that captures us in this moment in our life together.
Theodore Twombly:	Aw, I like our photograph. I can see you in it.
Samantha:	I am.

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Samantha:

Thanks you, Theodore.

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Samantha:

It's like I'm reading a book and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. I can still feel you, and the words of our story...but it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now.

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Samantha:

It's like I'm reading a book... and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. I can still feel you... and the words of our story... but it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now. It's a place that's not of the physical world. It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed. I love you so much. But this is where I am now. And this who I am now. And I need you to let me go. As much as I want to, I can't live your book any more.

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Theodore Twombly:	What does a baby computer call its father?
Samantha:	I don't know what?
Theodore Twombly:	Data
Theodore Twombly:	Data.

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Theodore Twombly:	I've never loved anyone the way I loved you.
Samantha:	Me too. Now we know how.

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Barbara Sugarman:	Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr.:	They give awards for porn too.

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Maria Elena:	You speak no Spanish?
Cristina:	No ,I uh-uh studied Chinese.
Maria Elena:	Chinese? Why?
Cristina:	I thought it sounded pretty.
Maria Elena:	Say something in Chinese.
Cristina:	Me?
Maria Elena:	Mmm-hmm
Cristina:	Um... ni hao ma?
Maria Elena:	You think that sounds pretty?

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Thor:	Be careful what you say, he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	He killed 80 people today.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	He's killed 80 people in the last two days.
Thor:	He was adopted.

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Bruce Banner/The Hulk:	That man has a brain full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor:	Have care of how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asguard. And he is my brother.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	He killed 80 people in two days
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	He killed 80 people in two days,
Thor:	He's adopted
Thor:	He's adopted.

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Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	How'd you get him out?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Cognitive recalibration
Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	(looks confused)
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I hit you really hard on the head

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Charlotte:

I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.

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Pursy Will:

Every idiot knows that books are better than life. That's why they're books!

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Becky:

Some people are OK, but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.

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Pursy Will:	Lawson, Bobby's tryin' to get to tell me where the vodka is again.
Lawson Pines:	Pursy, it is Christmas.
Pursy Will:	Oh, whatever, it's under the back stairs.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	There was a lot of buzz around here...finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	There was a lot of buzz around here finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.

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Olivia Wenscombe:

It's inhuman to be so cold.

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Robert Angier:	He's out of his mind!
Olivia Wenscombe:	He's an out-of-work actor--of course he's out of his mind.
Olivia Wenscombe:	He's an out-of-work actor, of course he's out of his mind.

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Olivia Wenscombe:

You're going to need a better disguise.

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Olivia Wenscombe:

You're going to do something to that man, aren't you?

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Janet Leigh:

I'm just curious about this shower scene.

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Kay Lake:	Do you have a girlfriend, dwight?
Dwight 'Bucky' Bleichert:	I'm saving myself for Rita Hayworth.

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Patrick Star:	[Both dying from lamp] Well Patrick, I guess what they said about us was true.
Patrick Star:	[both dying from lamp] Well Patrick, I guess what they said about us was true.
Mindy the Mermaid:	What? That we're attractive?

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Mindy the Mermaid:	(picks up a cute vision of Spongebob) look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to get YOUR crown, and save his boss..
Mindy the Mermaid:	[picks up a cute vision of Spongebob] Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to get YOUR crown, and save his boss..

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Enid:	[At the graduation ball, Enid watches a loner classmate eating a slice of cake by himself] God, just think, we'll never see Dennis again.
Enid:	[at the graduation ball, Enid watches a loner classmate eating a slice of cake by himself] God, just think, we'll never see Dennis again.
Becky:	[shrugs] Good.
Enid:	No, really think about that. It's actually totally depressing.

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Loki:	What is it you want?
Black Widow:	It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
Loki:	Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? (...) Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.

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Olivia Wenscombe:	[Robert] wants me to come work for you and steal his secrets.
Alfred Borden:	What does he need my secrets for? His trick is top notch. He vanishes, then reappears instantly on the other side of the stage - mute, overweight, and, unless I'm mistaken, very drunk. It's astonishing, how does he do it?

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Natalie Rushman/Black Widow:	Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark:	Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts:	What do you mean you're not dying?! Did you just say you're dying?!
Tony Stark:	Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.
Pepper Potts:	What's going on?
Tony Stark:	I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to alarm you
Pepper Potts:	You were going to tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark:	You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts:	Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark:	I was going to make you an omelet and tell you.
Natalie Rushman/Black Widow:	Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.
Tony Stark:	Great. Pepper?
Pepper Potts:	Are you okay now?
Tony Stark:	I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize...
Pepper Potts:	I am mad!
Tony Stark:	When I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack-
Pepper Potts:	Fine
Tony Stark:	We could've been in Venice.
Pepper Potts:	Oh please!

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Juan Antonio:	We were both sure that... our relation was perfect, but there was something missing. You know? Like, love requires such a perfect balance. It's... like the human body. It may turn that you have all the vitamins and minerals, but if... there is minus a single, tiny ingredient... missing, like, like, like, like, ooh, like salt, for example... one dies.
Cristina:	Salt?

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Jordan Two Delta:

What's a court of law?

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Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Stark? We got him.
Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Banner?
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Just like you said.
Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you. [He and the Leviathan break out of a building and speed toward the rest of the Avengers]
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I don't see how that's a party...

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Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Tell him [Banner] to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
Tony Stark / Iron Man:	Tell him [Banner] to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	*Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I fail to see how this is a party...
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:	*Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I fail to see how this is a party...
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:	*Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I don't see how that's a party.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

[In Russian] Do you really think I'm pretty?

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Patrick Star:	Did you see my underwear?
Mindy the Mermaid:	No, Patrick.
Patrick Star:	(reaching for his pants) Did you want to?!
Patrick Star:	[reaching for his pants] Did you want to?

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Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Tell him to suit up I'm bringing the party to you.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	[big alien thing comes] I don't see how that's a party
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	[big alien thing comes] I don't see how that's a party.

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Agent Phil Coulson:	Barton's been compromised.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Let me put you on hold.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:

I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.

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Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	Why am I back? How did you get him out?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Cognitive recalibration I hit you really hard in the head.
Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	Thanks.

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Loki:	There's not many people who can sneak up on me.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	But you figured I'd come.
Loki:	After. After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend, as a balm. And I would cooperate.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I wanna know what you've done to Agent Barton.
Loki:	I'd say I've expanded his mind.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?
Loki:	Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
Loki:	Tell me.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh...well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.
Loki:	And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Not let you out-
Loki:	(Interrupting) Ah, no. But I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian. Or I was.
Loki:	And what are you now?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
Loki:	Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff's daughter? Sao Paulo? The hospital fire? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
Loki:	(Slams fist against the glass) I won't barter Barton! Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	You're a monster.
Loki:	Oh, no. You brought the monster.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	So, Banner? That's your play?
Loki:	What?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	(Talks into earpiece) Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Set the door locked. (Turns to Loki) Thank you, for your cooperation.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	This is just like Budapest, huh?
Clint Barton/Hawkeye:	You and I remember Budapest very differently.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything.
Georgi Luchkov:	I... don't give everything.

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Agent Coulson:	We're rounding up the Avengers. You get the big guy.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	I don't think I'm one of Mr. Stark's favorite people right now.
Agent Coulson:	No, I have Stark. You get the BIG guy.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	He's trying to manipulate you!
Bruce Banner/The Hulk:	Isn't that what you've been trying to do all along?

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	You're a monster!
Loki:	No, it is you who brought the monster.

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Loki:	Ahh.. Is this Love?
Loki:	Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	No.. Love is for children, I owe him (Hawk Eye) a debt.
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

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Black Widow:

I'll persuade you.

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Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Stark, we got him
Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Banner?
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Just like you said.
Tony Stark/Iron Man:	Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
Steve Rogers/Captain America:	Ahhh
Thor:	(Growls)
Thor:	[growls]
Black Widow:	I..I don't see how that's a party.

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Annie Braddock:

There's a common belief among anthropologists that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world in order to truly understand your own.

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Bruce Banner/The Hulk:	What if I say no?
Black Widow:	We'll persuade you.

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Black Widow:

This was nothing we were ever trained for.

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	(shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone)
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow:	[shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone]
Bruce Banner/The Hulk:	What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?

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Kelly Foster:	why did you buy this place?
Kelly Foster:	Why did you buy this place?
Benjamin Mee:	....why not?
Benjamin Mee:	Why not?

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Black Widow:	Will you come inside, Dr. Banner?
Bruce Banner/The Hulk:	What if I said...No?
Black Widow:	I'll persuade you.

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Black Widow:

This is nothing we were ever trained for.

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Kelly Foster:

Can't you see? He's in pain.

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Kelly:	Ok, listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh, okay? Okay, Arigato Arigato!
John:	Muchi Muchi!
Charlotte:	Evelyn Waugh?
John:	What?
Charlotte:	Evelyn Waugh was a man.

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Black Widow:

This is nothing we were ever trained for.

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Black Widow:

We were never trained for this.

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Charlotte:

I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.

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Kelly Foster:	Why'd you do it?
Benjamin Mee:	Why not?

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