Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty/Episode Guide

Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's unfunny ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references and forced memes, except where Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from an 80s movie that absolutely noone remembers called "Back to the Future". The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.

As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.

This piece is about a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.

There's currently 3 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.

Characters

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Rick Sanchez - A drunken mad scientist diagnosed with several mental illnesses, who wastes his elderly life in the family garage building pointless crappy inventions that should never see the light of day. He's constantly intoxicated, and doesn't give a single fuck about his grandson and family unless he's dragging his virgin grandson into his escapades to help him fix his own problems. Probably out of a desire to maintain loyalty with Morty, Rick has thrown him a Bone or two either out of sympathy, grandfatherly duty or a psychpathic desire to control everything because Rick's son-in-law Jerry wouldn't have the first clue how to get laid without 3 hours of crying first. Rick bought Morty the alien Fuck-bot that spawned Morty's freak son and even took Morty to Atlantis where the two of them got Mermaid pussy.

Morty Smith - Rick's permavirgin loser grandson that can only get laid with a lot of assistance from Rick. Morty is always tagging along with him to fix his problems, often times against his will. Morty is a stammering mess as a result of all the trauma he gets put through whenever his batshit-insane grandpa reels him into one of his adventures, So far, he has been sexually assaulted by aliens, had giant seeds stuck up his ass, shrunk down to microscopic size and forced into a dead hobo's body, but on the plus side he did get to finger bang Annie, become a father to a half-alien half-human abomination born from a sex robot, and many more oddities only a mental hospital patient could remotely relate to. He also happens to be on a never-ending love-quest, desperate to get laid by any slut willing to spread their legs for his micropenis. Morty will likely kill himself by the end of the series due to the trauma his grandfather has put him through or became a bat shit crazy psychopath with less respect for life than his Grandfather.

Jerry Smith - A boring, jobless, egocentric father that is more concerned for himself and his place as man of the house but couldn't give a fuck less about his family. He keeps trying his best to think Rick doesn't exist or is some crackhead playing with duct-tape and wire and not the genius inventer capable of intersteller flight due to his inflated ego. Because of this, his wife leaves him constantly for real men who actually pay attention to the shit around them and have a pair of balls bigger than peas. Morty gets his pussy personality from him.

Beth Smith - The only one that has the balls, making Jerry the bottom, in the relationship. A cardiac surgeon for horses, she gives them both beating hearts and enraged boners at the sight of her swaying ass. The handjobs, fellatio and anal sex she gives them is just an after-surgery check-up list to see if their new hearts work, she swears! Constantly cucks her husband in favor of the equines or her male nurses.

Summer Smith - A typical "social media obsessed" 16-year-old whore who always wishes to rebel against her family, wanting to do whatever she can to be the most popular girl in school and to her friends. She actually gets pissed off and tries to win back her ex-boyfriend by using a Rick invention to grow ridiculously bigger boobs rather then dropping the dime that his older brother ass raped him when he was a kid.

Jessica - Morty's crush. Apart from being a ginger, she has literally no personality whatsoever and only exists for Morty to have something to want to stick his dick inside. But that'll never happen because she's too busy sucking nigger cock to even know that he exists. In one episode, Morty gives her what basically amounts to roofies, which more or less ends up destroying the world, so Rick and Morty have to restart in another reality.

Brad - Jessica's boyfriend. Just as bland as her, and serves as the show's resident "jock bully" stereotype. His other primary function is to take all the white wimminz so beta pussies like Morty can't have them.

Mr. Goldenfold - A middle-aged nigger who does what niggers do best - being loud, obnoxious, and making no sense whatsoever.

Mr. Meeseeks - One of Rick's garbage associates, whose soul purpose is to fix everyone's problems and then die. Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid Muppet with an incredibly annoying voice, more insufferable than LeafyIsHere's whenever he's on a fit of nerd-rage. Mr. Meeseeks is spawned from a box with a button on it, and can use this box to create clones of himself which leads to an absolute fucking disaster.

All the background characters look either still or unnaturally zombified, and the main ones sounding bored as hell when they're not getting themselves killed by whatever Rick pulls out of his ass that week.

The Creators

Dan Harmon - A fat alcoholic nu-male who's actual Asperger (seriously he's an actual aspie according to TOW) was probably the thing that made his wife leave him. (Lol nope it was because he was creeping on his Community co-writer Megan Ganz) Despite being a feminist, he once screamed at a woman on stage until she cried. He also once devolved into actual autistic screeching at a convention while yelling at a room full of people that they should prove they aren't nazis by going out and stabbing Trump voters to death (AKA illegal incitement to violence). Dan clearly believes in his mind that he is Rick, despite the fact he's so stupid he couldn't win a twitter argument about copyrights against a 16 year old McDonalds employee and had to threaten to block her if she doesn't stop proving him wrong. Infamous for the fact his shows always fall apart because all of his co-workers hate him and refuse to work with him and is currently hiding behind a Steve Shives high wall of blocked accounts on twitter, like the one he blocked after spending 3 drunken hours sending him threats after he dared suggest that Dan's idea of a TV show where you rap about your grandmother might not be a good idea.

Justin Roiland - Probably a paedophile. Has posted on twitter that in a parallel universe Rick and Morty are in a homosexual relationship (which isn't only paedophilia, but also incest) and when people confronted him about it got super defensive. Fans also like to defend Roiland's pedophilic tendencies by saying that the Scary Terry episode, when Mr. Goldenfield is having a wet dream that includes his students, is a nod to Nabokov's Lolita rather then being some sick shit. This wouldn't be suspicious if it wasn't for the fact HE WAS CAUGHT SOLICITING UNDERAGED GIRLS FOR SEX ONLINE: in a story that was buried by all liberal news outlets and forgotten. The only thing that's good about Roiland is his hate for SJWs, which is probably the thing that keeps triggering Harmon's Aspergers and causing him to miss every one of the show's deadlines.

4 Nameless Whores - R&M hired 4 random women at the end of season 3 as script writers because Dan is a feminist. Subsequently, the third season is considered to be by far worse than the first two.

Jessica Gao - Okay, one of the whores has a name. She's a fat Asian retard who wrote herself into the show so her self insert character could put Rick's "toxic masculinity" in check and so she could have an excuse to force the show to hire an asian voice actor to voice her asian self-insert character. This hilariously failed because you don't have to be the same color as the cartoon character you're voicing and they ended up hiring a white person to voice her instead. Gao is also responsible for the cancer that is "Pickle Rick".

Someone on the staff who has a Golden Shower fetish - No clue who this is, but Summer keeps pissing herself in the show and Jessica and her friends had a conversation in the Day Spa episode about getting pissed on so it's probably a fetish of one of the writers: almost definitely Roiland.

The Fanbase

Your everyday R&M fanboy IRL

The R&M fanbase is comprised entirely of smug middle school boys and Reddit MGTOW's in their late 20's. Both think hating god makes you edgy, both are intimidated by women, but at least the 13 year olds bathe.

Sending death threats to the female writers

The RaM fanbase got so butthurt about Harmon hiring women writers that they doxed all of them and sent them death threats, which didn't accomplish anything and only got feminist sites to write articles about it and Dan Harmon to say he is ashamed of them. While usually feminist accusing people of being misogynists is just bullshit, in the case of Rick and Morty fans it is 100% true. Although they ended up being sort of right because season 3 is shit.

Musical.ly

When the cringiest fanbase online found the cringiest site online, magic happened. Musical.ly is currently flooded with 12 year olds in poorly made costumes lip-syncing Justin Bieber songs. It's not only amazing, but also the only place the under-aged part of the fanbase go to get away form about the 50% of the adult fanbase of the show who accost them with propaganda about feminism when they just want to talk about their children's cartoon that was made for children, which is what they are. The other 50% of the adult fanbase is inescapable even on Musical.ly because they're pedophiles.

The Sauce Incident

This is the sauce that caused the fans to go batshit insane.

After petitioning McDonald's day and night to bring back a sauce most of them are too young to have ever tasted because the show mentioned it and said it was good, the Rick and Morty fanbase rewarded McDonald's for their kindness by rioting all over the nation because there wasn't enough teriyaki/ketchup mix to go around, in an incident that ended in fights, stabbings, a car accident and one retarded slut trading her car for a 5 cent packet of sauce. In one video a fan jumps onto the McDonald's counter to loudly demand the sauce, squirms on the floor shouting that he is Pickle Rick, then retardedly runs out of the McDonald's (seen at 5:25 to 6:16 here)

Show creator Dan Harmon only made things worse by demanding McDonald's pay him royalties for the free publicity he gave them that they didn't ask for.

Way Too Many References

Damn, this show has even more obscure references than South Park's Member Berries.

It's shit like this that has fans convinced that there will be a cross-over.

This Image has caused countless Rick and Morty Fanfags to cum in their shorts.

Rick and Morty is designed to be another one of those trendy fucker shows where hairy palmed geeks can get together on message boards or head up fan-sites so they can feel superior to the average viewer that only watches the show for amusement, to waste time or bacause there's nothing better on Tv at the moment and not so they can watch each episode in super slo-mo so they catch all the blink and you'll miss them hidden references to earlier episodes or tributes to other shows in every episode.

For instance, in the episode Morty's Mindblowers, when Rick and Morty are in the M.C.Escher style world and Morty is holding the Truth Turtle, they are both running away from Morpheus from Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
What really makes fans cream their shorts is all the Gravity Falls references in show that have fans convinced that Disney will allow a Gravity Falls and Rick And Morty crossover in the future. For instance, in the Atlantis episode you can see a Morty carrying Journal Number 3. Same episode you can see a Morty-styled Mable and a Morty-styled Dipper Pines. In any episode try to not find Bill Cipher, the triangle-shaped Illuminati-styled villain from Gravity Falls. If you have an idea how the artists hide him it gets easy to find him. Look at computer screens or statues that look like they are holding something; Bill will almost always be there.
Probably the most interesting reference is in The Rickshank Redemption when Rick is showing the bug alien how he invented the portal gun his house is the same house as Walter White's in Breaking Bad.

The sad part about all of this is that 90% of the references exist only in the fan's minds. Striving to gain some sense of superiority for watching this show, the autistic audience of this shit pile constantly imagines deep philosophical meanings and obscure literary references into the show. To the point they convinced themselves that "WABA LUBBA DUB DUB" is actually a deeply meaningful allusion to an 18th century russian novel about nihilism.

Memes

Pickle Rick - Is a forced meme and another cancer infecting the internets because 12-year-old boys think they're being clever repeating something over and over until it has the same mental impact as repeating multiplication tables in 3rd grade math class.

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB - Was, like all memes in this show, intended as an ironic criticism of how stupid catchphrases and things like that actually are. Instead of getting that, R&M's highly evolved fanbase all either ascribed some hidden meaning to literal gibberish, or started yelling it at people on the street while insisting they are being ironic but only proving to the cringing spectators they don't know what that phrase means.

Get Schwifty - Again, intended to be cringy and ironic. Again, this went over the fans' heads.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT - Nobody actually uses this meme.

EVERYTHING ELSE - Look, this isn't KYM. We aren't here to document every retarded moment in the show that it's downie fans post over and over on every website hoping it will eventually become funny. All you need to know is that any meme related to Rick and Mort is shit and anyone that posts them (yes, even "ironically") is a faggot that should be trolled off whatever website you happen to see him on.

"To Be Fair" Copypasta

The only good Rick and Moarty "meme" is the one dedicated to mocking them with this copypasta of an honest-to-god real facebook post by a real R&M fan.

	“	To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎	„

A sizeable amount of Rick and Morty fans are connoisseurs of scat pornography; in response to being questioned about liking weird porn, a fan wrote the following:

	“	Oh sure, let's just post penises penetrating vaginas...let's continue to perpetuate the most basic expression of sexuality as it has been for the past 2 million years of human evolution with no regard for expanding your potential scope of turn-ons. We're incredibly lucky to be living in an era when we've got an understanding of technology and how the universe functions. We've only just left the dark ages of scientific ignorance. The most basic form of sexuality is something that has to go with it. Yes, we still have the human instinct of aversion towards feces. But you've gotten over the instinct to smash your rivals' head in with a rock and scat is also something you're fully capable of integrating into your library of sexual turn-ons, as the rest of us already have. Looking at scat pics won't give you a transmittable diseases, as the most primitive part of your brain is falsely signalling to you. Realize this. Get used to scat porn. Learn yourself to like it. Then embrace the scat fetish. Stop being an antagonist to a fetish that's only going to keep growing in popularity.	„

Is It Misogynistic? Isn't EVERYTHING?

	“	Do you think only intelligent people can understand the show in general? I'm not comfortable saying that, especially because philosophy and philosophers have a reputation – not undeserved – of being elitist and making philosophy so abstract and removed from the daily questions of life that people find it alienating. That's really too bad, because as originally practiced by the ancient Greeks, like Plato and Socrates, philosophy was an activity aimed at living a good life. This isn't a conception of philosophy that Rick and Morty engage, so I'd welcome a little more moral philosophy into their world. It might be a way to tack into the male dominance and misogyny that runs throughout the show.	„
	—NO IT'S NOT

	“	Splutter splutter	„

	“	I’m extrapolating a lot, here — neither Roiland nor Harmon actually said any of that. I don’t know for sure whether there were more scripts sent in overall this time, or if these men just coincidentally chose more women’s scripts. How are the scripts chosen, exactly? Because it really doesn’t sound like Roiland or Harmon have the actual numbers, nor does it sound like they much care; they seem okay with leaving all of this up to “coincidence.” And perhaps that’s because of the “budget” comment Harmon makes; maybe he doesn’t think they’re paid enough to care. In which case, my condolences. For real. Because I would love to see their bosses devote some time and money to this exact problem.	„
	—Splutter splutter

	“	The show's famous cynicism and misanthropy might just be a cover for a deeper misogyny and that misogyny might just be a cover for something worse.	„
	—LOL BALEETED

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See Also

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• Adult Swim
• Albert Einstein
• Alex Mae Muholland - The show's biggest fan is a 14 year old who wants to fuck Rick!
• Back to the Future
• Carl Sagan
• Chris Chan
• Disney
• Doctor Who
• Edge
• Futurama
• Ginger
• Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, and Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Their favorite shows with many references and other pointless Easter Eggs.
• Neil Gaiman's Sandman
• Science
• The Simpsons
• Xavier: Renegade Angel - Same show but it's both actually good and more thought provoking.

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Featured article October 13 and 14, 2017
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