Roger Ebert
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74% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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24% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.9 points higher than other critics.
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Roger Ebert's Scores
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Average review score: | 72 | |
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Highest review score: | Drugstore Cowboy | |
Lowest review score: | Dirty Love |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 3,553 out of 4638
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Mixed: 633 out of 4638
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Negative: 452 out of 4638
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- Roger Ebert
All great farces need a certain insane focus, an intensity that declares how important they are to themselves. This movie is too confident, too relaxed, too clever to be really funny. And yet, when the cowboys sit around their campfire singing a sad lament and then their horses join in, you see where the movie could have gone.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Jun 29, 2017
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- Roger Ebert
Blame It On Rio has the mind of a 1940s bongo comedy and the heart of a porno film. It's really unsettling to see how casually this movie takes a serious situation. A disturbed girl is using sex to play mind games with a middle-aged man, and the movie get its yuks with slapstick scenes where one guy goes out the window when the other guy comes in the door. What's shocking is how many first-rate talents are associated with this sleaze.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Jun 28, 2017
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- Roger Ebert
A film is a terrible thing to waste. For Roman Coppola to waste one on A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III is a sad sight to behold. I'll go further. For Charlie Sheen to waste a role in it is also a great pity. I stop not: For Bill Murray to occupy his time in this dreck sandwich is a calamity.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Feb 13, 2013
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- Roger Ebert
A closing scene, rousingly patriotic, takes place back on the football field. I think I'm beginning to understand why the Chinese were not reckoned to be a prime market for this film.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Oct 3, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
Prostitutes have inspired some of the most unforgettable characters in fiction. As for all of its effect on Angelina, she might as well have saved herself the wear and tear and stayed in the laundry.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Oct 3, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
The Awakening looks great but never develops a plot with enough clarity to engage us, and the solution to the mystery is I am afraid disappointingly standard.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 29, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
Utterly clueless about its tone and has no idea how relentlessly it is undercutting itself. By the time we arrive at the obligatory happy ending, which is perfunctory and automatic, I felt sort of insulted. If Chandrasekhar thinks his audience will laugh at his vulgarity, why does he believe it requires a feel-good ending?- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 1, 2012
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted May 23, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
Ansiedad is a smart charmer, and well-played by Cierra Ramirez, she should really be above this sort of thing - above the whole movie, really.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted May 9, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
It is depressing to reflect on the wealth of talent that conspired to make this inert and listless movie.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Apr 25, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
You know there's something wrong with a sex movie when the good parts are the dialogue.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Apr 4, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
This film is about violence. All violence. Wall-to-wall violence. Against many of those walls, heads are pounded again and again into a pulpy mass. If I estimated the film has 10 minutes of dialogue, that would be generous.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Mar 21, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
Here is a story hammered together from discards at the Lunacy Factory. Attempting to find something to praise, I am reduced to this: Cage's performance is not boring.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Mar 14, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
The poster art for A Thousand Words shows Eddie Murphy with duct tape over his mouth, which as a promotional idea ranks right up there with Fred Astaire in leg irons.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Mar 8, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
As faithful readers will know, I have a few cult followers who enjoy my reviews of bad movies. These have been collected in the books "I Hated, Hated, Hated, HATED This Movie"; "Your Movie Sucks," and "A Horrible Experience of Unendurable Length." This movie is so bad, it couldn't even inspire a review worthy of one of those books. I have my standards.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Feb 29, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Feb 15, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
Joyful Noise is an ungainly assembly of parts that don't fit, and the strange thing is that it makes no particular effort to please its target audience, which would seem to be lovers of gospel choirs.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Jan 11, 2012
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- Roger Ebert
I am so very, very tired of movies like this. Does the story line strike you as original? It sounds to me like another slice off the cheesecake of dreck.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Dec 7, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
New Year's Eve is a dreary plod through the sands of time until finally the last grain has trickled through the hourglass of cinematic sludge. How is it possible to assemble more than two dozen stars in a movie and find nothing interesting for any of them to do?- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Dec 7, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
The Immortals is without doubt the best-looking awful movie you will ever see.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Nov 11, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
Inexplicably, there are people who still haven't had enough of these movies. The first was a nifty novelty. Now the appeal has worn threadbare.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Oct 20, 2011
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Oct 12, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
The film is reprehensible, dismaying, ugly, artless and an affront to any notion, however remote, of human decency.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Oct 9, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
None of the action is coherent; shots and shells are fired, people and killed or not, explosions rend the air, SUVs spin aloft (the same one more than once, I think), and there is no sense of strategy.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 31, 2011
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- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 31, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
No one in the movie has a morsel of intelligence. They all seem to be channeling more successful characters in better comedies. This would be touching if it were not so desperate.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 31, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
A brutal, crude, witless high-tech CGI contrivance, in which no artificial technique has been overlooked, including 3-D.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 17, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
One of the dirtiest-minded mainstream releases in history. It has a low opinion of men, a lower opinion of women, and the lowest opinion of the intelligence of its audience. It is obscene, foulmouthed, scatological, creepy and perverted.- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Aug 3, 2011
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- Roger Ebert
The standards for comic book superhero movies have been established by "Superman," "The Dark Knight," "Spider-Man 2" and "Iron Man." In that company "Thor" is pitiful. Consider even the comparable villains (Lex Luthor, the Joker, Doc Ock and Obadiah Stane). Memories of all four come instantly to mind. Will you be thinking of Loki six minutes after this movie is over?- Chicago Sun-Times
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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