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I assume they just put up a velvet rope, got a big guy in a tight black t-shirt and started to say things like, “Your dog can’t come to the park, he looks like a jerk. Like one of those dogs that pees when he’s excited, scared or awake.”https://twitter.com/danielle_ivory/status/991044822650810369 …
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Wait, what? Are you saying that tweeting about politics is the same as a cancer patient thinking about their diagnosis? Or maybe that it’s impossible not to think about politics on Twitter? I can’t tell if this is an insult or a compliment or maybe neither? I’m very confused.https://twitter.com/desmond_hardy/status/990784202323955712 …
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That's a great way for a principal to encourage students during the stress of testing season!https://twitter.com/TechNinjaTodd/status/984214726161903616 …
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This is why I’m not vegan. Also, steak.https://twitter.com/7anthonydagher7/status/990330619870707718 …
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Yes. LeBron being the only player on the Cavs to score 20 points in the first 7 games of the playoffs is to be commended.https://twitter.com/robfike/status/990795023963783172 …
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The Internet is amazing. We’re outraged that aliens in a fictional superhero movie aren’t wearing hair ties because that means the movie is sexist. What a time to be alive!https://twitter.com/rebexxxxa/status/989207830602362880 …
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This is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, delivered by a sphinx.https://twitter.com/gucci1017/status/990624514462699520 …
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You might not like him, but he is ABSOLUTELY carrying that team on his back.https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/990699167092797440 …
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Carrying an entire team is heavy.https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/990705252142931969 …
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Remember, one of the healthiest things you can do with your life this week is avoid politics on Twitter. Give yourself that gift.
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I don’t get into many arguments online, but if you think for a second I’m going to sit silently why you pretend Jaden Smith would make a great Wade in a Kim Possible movie, you’re crazy. What is he going to gain like 80 pounds for the role?
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This is how 82% of my high five attempts go.https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/990679119250669568 …
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When the usher at church tries to sit you in the front rowpic.twitter.com/tTMph9k9Tw
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This dude is fantastic.https://twitter.com/abc/status/990344538702086144 …
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@katyperry once at a restaurant. She said “Hi, my name is Katy.” I said, “Hi, I’m Jon.” That was the whole interaction. I like to think she turned it into a song.https://twitter.com/johnmoe/status/990013756381032448 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Nothing nice follows the phrase, “I usually don’t do this.” It’s never “I usually don’t do this, but I want to give you a generous compliment.”
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Forgetting to set the alarm the night before for the coffee is one of the biggest crimes you can commit in the Acuff family.
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You should teach the Internet that.https://twitter.com/ismashfizzle/status/990338961846493186 …
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The Pelicans, nature’s 27th most ferocious bird, is losing by 24 to the Warriors and Curry isn’t playing. Yowza.
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