1. lunarworks

    lunarworks
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    This video has me trying to reconcile with my 12 year old self that Zach Morris is that guy who becomes a date rapist in college.
     
  2. Slayven

    Slayven
    You probably post about me on another board. Moderator

    Zack's family was loaded, but he was always trying to hustle money
     
  3. bionic77

    bionic77
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    Absolutely nothing about Saved by the Bell makes any sense.

    I would love to see a documentary about the show creators and writers.
     
  4. Psychotron

    Psychotron
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    Wow, the crazy thing is that he's not even distorting the actual events. Zack really was trash.
     
  5. Zach is master of time and space. He could have done anything he wanted but he resorts to petty schemes that Scooby Doo rejected.
     
  6. neferteetee

    neferteetee
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    I love these videos. Never realized how much of a garbage person Zack was when I was a kid
     
  7. bionic77

    bionic77
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    You get the feeling that the show was written by people who were never teenagers, never went to high school and don’t understand even the basics on how human beings act and interact with either.

    Show was clearly created by aliens.
     
  8. Slayven

    Slayven
    You probably post about me on another board. Moderator

    I got you fam
     
  9. Gonzalez

    Gonzalez
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    Wow, they even did the episode with the big chick at the prom.

    I remember that episode, and the one with the hot nurse being the episodes that made me cringe the most.
     
  10. Sketchsanchez

    Sketchsanchez
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    These are all great but I'm pretty sure this is my favorite



    Also the way the narrator enunciates "Zack. Morris. Is. Trash." always makes me lol
     
  11. Sketchsanchez

    Sketchsanchez
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    His parents always came off like the type that never gave him money. They were probably always like "you need to make what you earn" or some shit.

    Which means he probably grew up into one of those "bootstraps" jerk offs most of us hate lol
     
  12. lenovox1

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    It's because of that that Zack Morris is more piece of trash then Jesse could ever be, not in spite of.

    Jesse was nothing more than an "annoying teenage girl" trope that thought she knew it all at 15 because she was well-studied and smart.
     
  13. bionic77

    bionic77
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    They cheated.

    Anything would be awesome with that song in the background.

    Now I cannot tell if that is good or if it is gutter trash.
     
  14. Quixzlizx

    Quixzlizx
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    From what I remember, Zack usually gets some comeuppance by the end of the episodes that are focused around him trying to manipulate people.

    Edit: OK, I just watched this video, and this guy is trying really hard to make Zack as evil as possible. Maybe it's because there's no actual dialogue from the episode.

    In the Karate Kid video, the narrator does a better job of letting Daniel-san hang himself with his own words and actions.
     
  15. RedHoodedOwl

    RedHoodedOwl
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    This episode is ridiculous.
     
  16. Messofanego

    Messofanego
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    "The saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves." - Truth
     
  17. Krejlooc

    Krejlooc
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    the bit where he asks the homeless dude how he became homeless, and the narrator is like "Zach bites his lip and looks down, saying nothing, totally unprepared for the difficult conversation that he himself had initiated" made me belly laugh

    great stuff
     
  18. The Real Abed

    The Real Abed
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    Dude, in the series finale he sabotaged all the other competitors school songs in order to try and make his win. If memory serves me, Screech still won with his parody of Home on the Range. Maybe? There' no limit to his assholery.

    I know what I'm binging tonight. lol
     
  19. SynthFetish

    SynthFetish
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    I think it’s the same guy.
     
  20. maxxpower

    maxxpower
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    I never understood why she kicked the soccer ball away at the beach.
     
  21. SageShinigami

    SageShinigami
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    Ya'll like this guy's delivery? No wonder ya'll hate most YouTubers. Voice is boring as fuck.
     
  22. Border

    Border
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    Are there any episodes of this that cover the period when the Bayside gang was working at the beach resort, with Leah Remini as Zach's love interest?
     
  23. Cocolina

    Cocolina
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    Yes, it works due to the content and the context of what he is talking about.

    Reminds me of this

     
  24. SugarNoodles

    SugarNoodles
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    Well this is a good case study of why men turn out the way they do.
     
  25. Sketchsanchez

    Sketchsanchez
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    He has an episode from good morning miss bliss so I imagine we'll get a beach resort episode eventually
     
  26. SugarNoodles

    SugarNoodles
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    Couldn’t stop laughing at this one. I watched so much of that show when I was younger.
     
  27. Replicant

    Replicant
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    Zack Morris is awesome. Best character ever.

    Friends forever bitches.
     
  28. Einbroch

    Einbroch
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    Yeah this one is the best.
     
  29. Einchy

    Einchy
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    I'm starting to think this Zack guy is bad news.
     
  30. Sketchsanchez

    Sketchsanchez
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    Never trust a narc
     
  31. Sou Da

    Sou Da
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    This is amazing
     
  32. Shroki

    Shroki
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    "Zack Morris is Trash" and "A Very Special Episode" are indeed the best thing going on YouTube.
     
  33. John Kowalski

    John Kowalski
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    I knew it the second i saw his face, don't need no video tbqh
     
  34. bionic77

    bionic77
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    No masterpiece comes without paying a cost.

    In the end it was all worth it.

    There were some bodies along the way but I would pay it every time for another Zack Attack.
     
  35. SlasherMcGirk

    SlasherMcGirk
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    I honestly can't believe there aren't more people ripping apart 7th Heaven. It just reeks of sarcastic witty commentary.
     
  36. Gone but not forgotten.

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  37. lenovox1

    lenovox1
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    Tori really was the best person in the show. She probably transferred out of Bayside because Zack sexually harassed her too often.

    Zack Morris is trash.
     
  38. Slayven

    Slayven
    You probably post about me on another board. Moderator

    I like that anyone that disappears he says "they probably killed themselves"
     
  39. NoName999

    NoName999
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    Zack Morris is pretty much white privilege incarnate.

    Because holy shit at some of the crap he pulled
     
  40. bionic77

    bionic77
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    That was kind of the whole 90s dude and not just Saved by the Bell.
     
  41. Once got in trouble imitating something from the show.

    Got in trouble at school and pretended to be my mom on the phone when the school called home. Got caught easily.
     
  42. firehawk12

    firehawk12
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    I think it's funny if you assume this is the same character:
     
  43. Border

    Border
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    A Very Special episode is a much stronger format for these sitcom recaps, I think. I've been laughing my ass off at those episodes.

     
  44. Necromanti

    Necromanti
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    TIL that Mark-Paul Gosselaar is half Indonesian.
     
  45. 23qwerty

    23qwerty
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    His recaps of the walking dead are incredible as well
     
  46. Lulu

    Lulu
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    Zack Morris is DIO
     
  47. Illest1

    Illest1
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    That was the moment I knew I was going to share the vid.
     
  48. SPEA

    SPEA
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    Hahaha. Amazing!
     


  49. I'm addicted.