LEAKED: Justin Trudeau’s official statement concerning the election of Donald Trump

The Syrup Trap has obtained a copy of the speech that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly intends to deliver in the event of a Donald Trump victory in the U.S. presidential election. We have reproduced it in its entirety below:

My fellow Canadians.

We have just witnessed a very important election in the United States. And now, after the election has been finished, Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

The position of president of the United States is very important. The United States is a large, important country. That’s why the job of the president is such an important job, a job that Donald Trump now has. This is because he won the election against Hillary Clinton.

The United States is a country in the world. And so is Canada.

Canada is not part of the United States: it is separate. It has different people. And also a separate economy, and a different flag.

In the months and years ahead, Canada and the United States are going to continue to be countries.

My name is Justin Trudeau.

I live in a big house in Ottawa and I am in charge of the Canadian government.

Thank you. ♦

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