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  1. 4 hours ago

    What's funny is that for all their sensationalism about having it, the daily mail have totally failed to spot the significance of the cctv shop clip they have. Salisbury, novichok.

  2. 4 hours ago

    As for the assassins changing clothes nonsense in Salisbury, skripals novichok affair. You can buy clothes in the UK you know! And it helps to change after handling poisons...

  3. 4 hours ago

    Look guys, stop banging on about why there is no snow in met images. It's no doctoring or conspiracy. Snow in Salisbury had melted by Sunday, as this image from 5om skripal bench makes clear.

  4. 4 hours ago

    The new daily mail cctv footage could be incredibly important in the skripal, Salisbury affair, and where the novichok was used, and by who. It shows far more than shopping.

  5. 6 hours ago

    Four world leaders back UK. There, fixed that ridiculous headline.

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    7 hours ago

    World leaders back UK Novichok allegations Actually it's only The US, France, Germany and Canada but according to the UK Media that's the World. More media lies.

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    8 hours ago

    Sergei and his daughter 'are thousands of miles away' via

  8. 8 hours ago

    The footage supports out conclusion. They were spotters, the road was the route the skripals took to sainsburys. Hence no hurry.

  9. 12 hours ago

    So after the stages glory of the skripal case suspects yesterday, the operation yellowhammer fiasco drags Mrs May back down to her usual level of mess...

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    This is going well. The Civil Contingencies Secretariat who are running Operation Yellowhammer with HMT are searching Twitter to see how bad the leak is...... but accidentally tweeted their search. Brilliant.

  11. 12 hours ago
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    Asst Commissioner says he « doesn’t know » what travel propose these men gave to get a visa. Scotland Yard say call Home Office. Home Office refusing to answer because of « security ».

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  14. 13 hours ago

    Within an hour of publishing this Salisbury, novichok, skripals piece, we have had three requests for press interviews. Must have written something of interest then...

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    ScotlandYard say the reason the time is the same is that both men walk thru different barriers side by side just before the meet and greet at Gatwick ie not immigration control

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  18. Sep 5

    Literally not a single true statement on this appalling daily mirror front page. Corblimey argie bargie tabloid shit.

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    Sep 5
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    The message would seem to be that the GRU are the Keystone Cops of Assassins who can't even manage a 'Hit' with the deadly Novichok - except by accident on innocents when causally disposed of in a most criminal way.

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    Sep 4

    My daughter just went back to school after the summer break. She shouted, cried, squealed & rolled around on the floor in such a rage that they wouldn’t let her in until I calmed her down. I wouldn't mind but she's the teacher.


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