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[Apr. 18th, 2007|04:11 pm]
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Today I am very tired, having done about a hundred email interviews for DOKTOR SLEEPLESS. Most of them are like this. Or this.

[info]victoria_lane has just gone to bed, [info]silversmoke has just gotten to work, The Engine's warming up for the day. I'm dealing with things like DOKTOR SLEEPLESS merchandise and wondering if women would wear a t-shirt with SCIENCE BITCH on the front, and more interviews, and trying to get some pages out to Marvel, and working out how to write a tv show bible, and not liking most of the new Blonde Redhead album, and wishing I had time to sort through The Engine Network today, and not understanding why I don't yet have a horde of slaves to deal with all this shit for me.

And, bugger, realising I need to write a Second Life piece for Reuters today.

(And fending off William at Avatar Press, who keeps asking if I'm going to have an Army of Filthy Assistants at the San Diego comics convention. He's either worried that people will get in the way of the security detail he's hired, or he's bringing a camera. Frankly, I'm going to be so tired and fucked up by Day 2 that I might need a crowd of people just to carry me places.)


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[User Picture]From: [info]mech_angel
2007-04-18 03:11 pm (UTC)

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I would totally wear a shirt that reads 'science bitch'.

And I know lots more people who would, too, if this helps any.
[User Picture]From: [info]wolven
2007-04-18 03:12 pm (UTC)

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m dealing with things like DOKTOR SLEEPLESS merchandise and wondering if women would wear a t-shirt with SCIENCE BITCH on the front

Knowing many of your female contacts, here, and much of your not-so-vocal fanbase, comprised mostly of women who want to have your thought babies, I can tell you that yes. Yes they would.
[User Picture]From: [info]cjtremlett
2007-04-18 03:16 pm (UTC)

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I will wear the t-shirt. I will even get it tighter than I usually wear t-shirts so it will show off my boobs and my boobs will show it off.

Ooh, hey, I meant to ask, is it acceptable to make an icon from that Doktor Sleepless art you posted the other day? If it's not, I understand, but if it is, hell yeah, I'm doing it!
[User Picture]From: [info]scrnwrtinghack
2007-04-18 03:18 pm (UTC)

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Warren, how 'bout: SCIENCE WENCH instead of SCIENCE BITCH.

SCIENCE WENCH.
[User Picture]From: [info]azzy23
2007-04-18 03:19 pm (UTC)

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Science Bitch is brilliant.
[User Picture]From: [info]caersmane
2007-04-18 03:24 pm (UTC)

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I don't know why you even wonder about things such as whether or not anyone would wear a t-shirt of yours. The answer will always be yes, oh yes.
[User Picture]From: [info]keystricken
2007-04-18 03:25 pm (UTC)

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I wouldn't wear it. I would almost wear this. I would absolutely wear SCIENCE superimposed on a drawing of a uterus or something. With test tubes instead of ovaries? Oh yes.
[User Picture]From: [info]miss_silmarwen
2007-04-18 03:25 pm (UTC)

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But what is stopping you from getting that horde of slaves?
[User Picture]From: [info]ribinder
2007-04-18 03:27 pm (UTC)

science bitch

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I would wear a science bitch t-shirt.

size girly xs please.

miss cecil
[User Picture]From: [info]seabat
2007-04-18 03:31 pm (UTC)

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when they are available, i will buy one of each color for my wife, daughter and even possibly my ex-wife.

I will need one that says i am a "Son of a Science Bitch".
[User Picture]From: [info]madolan
2007-04-18 03:34 pm (UTC)

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But.. but.. Filthies will provide effective security for free. William's going at this from the wrong direction. Embrace the crowds. Use the crowds. Mighty fuck, a hired security detail? Are we that imposing?

*grumble*
[User Picture]From: [info]firepile
2007-04-18 03:43 pm (UTC)

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I'd kill for a t-shirt that said SCIENCE BITCH. As it is, I'm having to settle for the kickass xkcd shirts that say "STAND BACK! I'm going to try science!" and "SCIENCE: It works, bitches"

Almost as good as SCIENCE BITCH, but yours has brevity going for it. I can't expect people to read more than 2 words on my chest.
[User Picture]From: [info]jasonturner
2007-04-18 03:48 pm (UTC)

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I have seen "Science is my Bitch" tshirts somewhere... oh yes, it was our good friends at Hatesong, here!
[User Picture]From: [info]opalexian
2007-04-18 03:52 pm (UTC)

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SCIENCE BITCH shirt is totally fuckable, as a babydoll tee of course.

Why the hell are you saying you don't have an army of slaves? You have millions the world over awaiting your commands. Noob savior.
[User Picture]From: [info]kadath
2007-04-18 04:00 pm (UTC)

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wondering if women would wear a t-shirt with SCIENCE BITCH on the front

I would only wear a shirt that said SCIENCE GODDESS. Science is my bitch.
[User Picture]From: [info]storm_dancer
2007-04-18 04:00 pm (UTC)

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If there were a shirt that read SCIENCE BITCH, I would buy at least two. I would also procure stick on commas and exclaimation points to get double mileage out of the sentiment.
[User Picture]From: [info]brigidsblest
2007-04-18 04:02 pm (UTC)

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wondering if women would wear a t-shirt with SCIENCE BITCH on the front.

Hells yes. One for me and two more for my daughters.
[User Picture]From: [info]lalagetchergun
2007-04-18 04:05 pm (UTC)

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I'd volunteer for the slave committee, effective as soon as my sweet teaching job is finalized. Then I'll have nights and weekends to bask in your glorious... anger.

Also, considering the aforementioned job, I wouldn't wear a "science bitch" shirt. "Science strumpet" or another word my students wouldn't recognize for its real meaning, however, IS do-able.
[User Picture]From: [info]silversmoke
2007-04-18 04:08 pm (UTC)

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But how did you... Are you watching me RIGHT NOW?
[User Picture]From: [info]razrangel
2007-04-18 04:08 pm (UTC)

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I would not wear a shirt that says Science Bitch. But I would be a filthy assistant.

Call it whim...call it complicated...I don't bitch for anything or anyone. But hey you're neat and I'd be happy to help you stay intoxicated and whisk you away from bothersome media types trying to sell you on Transmet the movie staring Johnny Depp.
[User Picture]From: [info]fionn_mac_lir
2007-04-18 04:15 pm (UTC)

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I'd bounce for the Ellis table.

The thought that some of the flipped persons would be Browncoats would make it all worthwhile.
[User Picture]From: [info]barriequark
2007-04-18 04:21 pm (UTC)

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I would SO wear a "Science Bitch" t-shirt! Bring it on!
[User Picture]From: [info]_tekwh0re_
2007-04-18 04:23 pm (UTC)

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Send me a plane ticket and lodgings and I'll filthy it up for you...

But only if I am allowed to spit on people and if they spit back, I can kick them in the nuts then kick them in the ass as they are keeled over grabbing their nuts.
[User Picture]From: [info]sarahblack
2007-04-18 04:31 pm (UTC)

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I'm dealing with things like DOKTOR SLEEPLESS merchandise and wondering if women would wear a t-shirt with SCIENCE BITCH on the front,

I want a science bitch t-shirt!
[User Picture]From: [info]cbpotts
2007-04-18 04:43 pm (UTC)

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I would wear a science bitch shirt, and so would my daughters.

And they would make dandy holiday gifts and I've many sisters.
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