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January 2019[edit]

Quotev[edit]

Horrible site full of twelve year olds and autists, houses the worst people from every large fandom (weebs, koreaboos, furries, every piece of shit you could ever think of) as well as a bunch of follower-farming thots, who all gather together to create petty drama and write shitty fanfiction.

It used to be more popular back in the day when shitty bands like Black Veil Brides, One Direction, and 5sos were still a thing, but now that fanbase has disappeared and has been replaced by koreaboos who spam the site up with shitty koreaboo jibberish. Bruno Kunda (talk) 10:55, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

Um[edit]

Being a furry doesn't make someone a "piece of shit". Most of them are children, mind you. Kafto (talk) 01:38, 1 March 2019 (UTC)

David Shellnutt[edit]

There's a lawyer in Toronto named David Shellnutt (yes, it's really his name) who's a SJW who got a hard dose of reality on New Year's Day from what I saw on that article of the Daily Stormer [1][2]. I wonder if David Shellnutt is nuts to still believe his convictions after that event? --Sd-100 (talk) 21:44, 8 January 2019 (UTC)

Resident Evil 2[edit]

With the Remake of Resident Evil 2 coming this month, maybe this is a good time to make a ED page about Resident Evil 2. Imagine all the Sherry Birkin tentacle porn people are going to make. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 01:45, 13 January 2019 (UTC)

Another User:Hagibor special • MJ2.0 (Talk) 01:02, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

The Daily Dose of Internet[edit]

Maybe someone can pull off a Lulzy article about this guy so, yea could be good. Bi, Furfaggot (Kek), your mum gey (talk) 18:21, 26 January 2019 (UTC)

Deviantart Ranters[edit]

Subcategory of ranters who like to bitch about your little sister's fnaf oc and other art-related shit no one cares about to sound like an intellectual to an audience of generally autistic 13-16 year old kids while theyre ironically often autistic and/or make bad furry art themselves, e.g. solar sands, spoctor theory, ponder sprocket, atari, just a robot, etc. — Preceding comment added by Big Bubba (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Big Bubba you don't even have a user page, shut up. Bi, Furfaggot (Kek), your mum gey (talk) 01:39, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

yes he does, I wish you both every happiness and lots of disease-free sex • MJ2.0 (Talk) 02:09, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

February 2019[edit]

Ralph Northam[edit]

I'm surprised then there aren't an entry about Virginia Governor Ralph Northam where someone founded a yearbook of him in blackface in his closet. Kiwifarms have a thread about him.--Sd-100 (talk) 14:16, 3 February 2019 (UTC)

The press release he issued afterwards isn't much better, with him basically saying "That wasn't me, since I remember the other times I was racist." Other than that, though, there's probably three or so paragraphs that can be written about it and not much else since the Democrats just like to pretend it never happened (like every other time one of their politicians gets outed as a racist) and the Republicans are just shitposting (fills a Gallery, but not an article). If he ends up resigning or something develops further, then sure.

Update - yeah, with how many of Virginia's dems turning out to have a history of blackface, and CNN's typical shit of trying to call him a Republican when they aired the story, I think there's enough for an article. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome.

(Talk - Shit I've done.) 05:39, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Pokemon 'Abridged/Elite3/1kidsproduction[edit]

So, basically, Pokemon 'Bridged started out as mostly a three-person team for making a loud and obnoxious Abridged series based off of (lobotomize youself if you can't figure this out). Despite going on for 9 years, the series has only 29 episodes, partially due to the behind-the-scenes drama from the staff.

You see, Mike, the main guy in charge of everything, created the series with his friend Jerry (xJerry64x), and after episode 2 brought on Jesse Nowack (Nowacking). Mike started to date Nowack, since he saw a lot in her which contrasted his self-defined organized personality in her creative outlet. Unfortunately, two years of dating later (and two years of Abridged making), Nowack came out as a lesbian a week before moving closer to Mike, then started attending college for what we can all assume to be a liberal arts degree. Since she broke up with him, and he was starting to grow obsessed with her, Mike started to baby and coddle Nowack's basic adult functions like driving and shopping, and got pissy at her whenever she hooked up with other dykes. The two remained "just friends" though and Mike started following around Nowack everywhere, and Nowack happily took advantage of his company and gifts.

Mike's balls finally dropped and he decided that he didn't want to live with his grandma anymore without a job, Jerry was living with family, and Nowack was basically going to become your stereotypical thousands-in-debt millennial, then pitched the """wonderful""" idea for them to all move in together, make Elite3, and work internet shit as a full-time job. It was great, until it wasn't, which was almost immediately for obvious reasons. Jerry stopped helping clean, Mike was an emotionally abusive jerkass, and Nowack wanted to bring over other meat tacos and make out with them in front of her ex. Fights kept breaking out, Mike had his hands in the finances of everything too much, and Jerry was working himself to exhaustion nightly. Because you can't make it on post-2010 Youtube alone anymore, all three of them ended up needing to find external jobs anyway, so the whole point was just to avalanche how much of a shitstorm was brewing, except Jerry, who starts housekeeping instead because he couldn't work retail anymore, and gets shit from both of them.

So, kinda near the end of the series' run, Nowack comes out as a trans-guy to Mike and wants to start pumping testosterone into her stomach. Mike gets pissed, partially for her safety since he was still obsessed with her (lord can only imagine how many times he must have stolen her dirty panties) and partially because it was literally her job to provide a female voice for their projects. Mike starts to ask her to postpone injecting herself with liquid Randy Savage, and starts to talk with her about setting up a hard date to end the series. Nowack gets pissed, gets a new girlfriend, and a month later decides to move in with her instead. Mike gets even more pissed off and wonders what the fuck just happened, and Nowack and Mike get into proxy wars with their friends over how much of an abusive asshole Mike is, and how much of the drama is Nowack's fault. Eventually, Nowack says "fuck it," airs dirty laundry about her 'abuse' (she doesn't go into too many details), then her personal army starts to go after Mike on Twitter and in the Abridged forums. Mike freaks out, starts banhammering people who call him out (but leaves callouts for Jerry and Nowack), makes a tl;dr explaining his side of the story with the level of detail Nowack should have included then promptly declares Elite3 closed, Pokemon 'Bridged dead, and owns up to one mistake and shuts down the group Patreon.

The last episode of the series is a mini-sode about manners. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome. (Talk - Shit I've done.) 11:05, 5 February 2019 (UTC)

"Autism has become an epidemic" Bi, Furfaggot (Kek), your mum gey (talk) 16:09, 6 February 2019 (UTC)

BancyStudios1994[edit]

Autistic manchild who aspires to be the "Next Walt Disney". Thinks he works for Disney because he appeared in a segment between shows where they explained his autism. Has a massive hateboner for action cartoons and anything not made by Disney.

QuackityHQ[edit]

Mexican-born YouTuber, currently based in Afghanistan (?), known for his videos on raiding Habbo Hotel and Club Penguin. Currently banned from Discord as retaliation by furfags running the Trust and Safety team, which nobody knew about until this point. Possibly may include guest collaboration pending approval. Yellowbird (talk) 08:26, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Jake Alley / Secret Gaming Girl[edit]

You may heard of Secret Gamer Girl, a super anti-GamerGate, a rat king, and one of Zoe Quinn's Crash Override Network goons. Turns out later Kiwi Farms expose Secret Gamer Girl as Jake Alley, a fat balding creepy old neckbearded cuck pretending to be a girl as a gamer girl online. I think he's ripe enough to get his own ED page. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 09:43, 8 February 2019 (UTC)

Gaspar Noe[edit]

I'm surprised nobody has made an article about this french film director. With his new film coming out last year, he's kind of relevant. Basically this sick fuck director's style is to make absolutely fucked up movies filled with really long and incredibly uncomfortable scenes of graphic violence and sexual explicitness. His films are all box office bombs because they're so unwatchable with regards to their violence. Gaspar Noe has made mostly short films, with only one really being noteworthy, along with 5 feature films.

Carne (1991)(Short) - a film about a butcher's life. First 20 seconds of the film shows a real horse getting killed in a slaughterhouse, with it's head sliced off (YMS/Peta are crying in their sleep) and a real childbirth. It's reported that he directed while high on cocaine, and masturbated in his own film. I Stand Alone (1998) - The sequel to Carne. Had a countdown timer telling everyone to leave the theater before the film began Irreversible (2002) - A rape murder story told backward Enter the Void (2009) - A really lone box office bust (Budget: 12.4 million / Box office: 1.5 million) this movie was so flashy and colourful that people were getting seizures from the trailer. Love (2015) - basically cuckold porn Climax (2018) - A bunch of dancers have an orgy on spiked LSD.

This man might make a really funny article, but I'm not writing it. KillGoat (talk) 15:13, 12 February 2019 (UTC)

Youtube's Pedophilia Problem/YoutubeWakeUP[edit]

After getting totally pissed off about some deranged leftists making Desmond Napoles' "performance" a thing, something sparked and reminded me of an old idea for an article I wanted to make, but I don't know where to start for this topic since it covers a few pointers, so if anyone could chime in instead of just lurking that would be great.

A while back a white flag Youtuber with a name roughly translating to "King of Rats" published a video about something he wanted to start called YoutubeWakeUP, after he had done research into a pedophile underground scene in Youtube spanning more than a decade. Since the video's impact mostly died down, though, and I haven't heard anything on the English side of the web, I did a few cursory searches for some of the conditions he listed over the last few days, using just a few words both he and the only other Youtuber to break 30k views on the subjects outlined throughout the week solely to watch the numbers (Step 1: Search term. Step 2: Find suspect video by thumbnail (low quality camera, no professional thumbnail). Step 3: click on channel, then click uploads. Step 4: Log url of uploads and come back in a day to compare views). It's insane, channels with 4 subscribers will reach a couple tens of thousands of views over a few days, so clearly there's still some way that people are sharing these videos, and I can't imagine the algorithm is doing anything to stop this problem. Personally I don't have anymore interest in searching for gymnastics, makeup routines, or whatever else shit, since it seems like this is still a problem that Youtube hasn't addressed. That leaves me with a question in how to go about this - should the article be tackled from the vantage of YoutubeWakeup solely, including the lack of an impact as a closing remark, or should Youtube's pedophilia problem be given its own article with YoutubeWakeUP as a subsection? | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome. (Talk - Shit I've done.) 07:10, 17 February 2019 (UTC)

Edit - Reddit literally just got involved 1 day after writing this. We doing this guys. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome.

(Talk - Shit I've done.) 08:01, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

Sounds promising. Get working on a draft and let's see how it shapes up. Сидецар

11:12, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

I have an outline set up, but I'm not writing this completely yet until some of the other stuff settles, since Keemstar is, at the moment, talking with Matt. Keemstar's being a money whore about it, and made a lulzy quote. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome.

(Talk - Shit I've done.) 07:02, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Apparently YouTube has gotten right on the "problem". Shrek was reportedly caught raping a cartoon boy; I have to take The Mirror's word for it [helpful link deleted because who the fuck wants to log in their ED account with Google God Of The World to link to fake news? Teacher is Claire Thompson, look it up yourself] because the ED article links to some "famous YouTube video" that looks like every other YouTube video anybody ever posted, three dots that turns into a black screen if you try playing it. Seriously, have you considered just posting a YouTube video of black screen with three dots for a preview, and linking everything to it? It would save so much time! If whatever you are saying is not Xi Jinping Thought, you are not saying it, and nobody will ever prove otherwise. Wnt (talk) 02:09, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

" I'm not writing this completely yet until some of the other stuff settles" - seems sensible. But don't leave your archiving 'til you're about to publish, or important bits might have disappeared by then. Get everything safely stowed away in archive.is and wayback, and keep a goddam list of what's stored where. If you want to archive actual YT videos, register as a Wayback Machine user and you can upload them there. If that sounds like a PITA (it's really not) then just tell me which videos you want archived, and I'll do it when I get time.

Сидецар

16:55, 19 February 2019 (UTC)

Turns out that the main videos I wanted to get (Les Roi Des Rats' video, Matt's video, the stream with Matt and Keemstar, and Keemstar's butthurt response video) are all already archived, so I just grabbed a bunch of screenshots and saved the article. I'm going to fill in some of the info I wanted to {King of Rats'} video and impact, since that isn't developing, and isn't something a lot of people know about, brush up on some of the impact from Matt's video and Adpocolypse 2.0 hysteria, and stop after the slanderous DramaAlert vid. After that, floodgates are open, since if I do all of the development updates alone it's never getting published. | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome.

(Talk - Shit I've done.) 07:03, 20 February 2019 (UTC)

It's written | Save the whales, because BBW porn is awesome. (Talk - Shit I've done.) 02:53, 22 February 2019 (UTC)

Yep, I've read it. It's good imho. If some of the heavy lifting can be done by the visual material you have in mind, then it might mean that the text could profitably be reduced a bit. It's almost there! But 'til the pics are in place, it's hard to say, what with the illustration aspect of an article being such a balancing act.

Сидецар

03:24, 22 February 2019 (UTC)

Jussie Smollet[edit]

There's a thread on Kiwifarms about Empire actor Jussie Smollet who claimed then he was victim of hate crime but it turned out to be a hoax. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/empire-star-jussie-smollett-attacked-in-possible-hate-crime.52754/ Looks like Jussie Smollet was hoisted by his own petard. --Sd-100 (talk) 14:39, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

We have an article, please do add any good stuff you can find. Сидецар

15:51, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

SuperChrisBros[edit]

Does anyone remember SuperChrisBros from DeviantArt? This diehard Princess Daisy fanboy is known for his rants and excessive hatred for Rosalina and would constantly troll Rosalina fans with stupid-ass comments calling her "WaPeach", and making B.S. excuses why he hates her so much. He makes crappy-looking drawings that look like they were done by a 12-year-old artist and would make a big deal about why Daisy is the greatest Mario Princess of all time, and will BAWWWWlock anyone who hates Daisy or doesn't agree with his views on her. He was on DeviantArt since 2013 and then in the next five years people were speaking out and getting on his case for lashing out why he hates Rosalina and trolling other artists because of it. As of January 2019, he is permanently banned from DeviantArt for trolling and harassment. He needs his article so the world can read it and be satisfied that he deserves the shame and hate. FoxyLaughter (talk) 03:51, 20 February 2019 (UTC)

Sonictubers[edit]

Premydaremy and Dillin Thomas need pages because they are both gay faggots. JessePajamas (talk) 07:39, 24 February 2019 (UTC)

Michael Edison Hayden[edit]

Hard to decide if he desserve his own section or could go in a subsection on Antifa. One Antifa named Michael Edison Heydan quits Newsweek writing fake news and doxing people now work for the SPLC from what I read on the article from the Daily Stormer. --Sd-100 (talk) 14:20, 24 February 2019 (UTC)

Space-between-spaces[edit]

Got a new lolcow for you, named Space-between-spaces. Added some picture information for anyone who might be documenting him. He's quite a piece o' work. To make a long story short, this guy is from DeviantArt as well. However, he likes to harass and stalk people who he hates and gets pissy if you block him. Quite a lot of whiteknights on his side too so, watch out. --Kafto (talk) 11:02, 26 February 2019 (UTC)

Captain Marvel damage control featuring Brie Larson[edit]

Did you hear that Brie "I Hate Straight White Males" Larson is in damage control? Her Captain Marvel movie is going full Fembusters and she blames the "white male trolls" for giving her movie a low score. Already Rotten Tomatoes removed the score to pleasure her. This should be worth making a entry while the drama's fresh. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 14:15, 26 February 2019 (UTC)

THQ 8chan AMA drama[edit]

Fresh new drama from the oven. From what I know so far THQ is doing a AMA with 8chan, causing ResetERA, SJWs, video game journalists, trannies, and Zoe Quinn herself on a sperging rampage against THQ's Twitter page until THQ is forced to bend over and apologize. Found the source so far. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 00:56, 27 February 2019 (UTC)

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