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Spengbab
Spengbab is like Spongebob, except not. Y'see, once upon a time, Spongebob got lost on his way to a Russian bath-house and ended up in an unknown location after consulting MapQuest for directions. Upon arrival he was welcomed by the locals with a complete MS Paint makeover so's he'd fit in better. However, like The Picture of Dorian Gray, the moar he lurked, the moar his likeness became gruesomely disfigured and hideous.
Now, he is to the point that he has become the very definition of H.P. Lovecraft's famous works, in all of their eldritch horror. While "Spengbab" is his usual alias, he is also known by several disgusting - and unfortunately apt - names, which you will find below. Thankfully, the mutation made it so he can no longer talk, or at least, he can only talk in Simple English.
In a related story, a similar tragedy recently occurred when the normally adorable Pikachu suffered a similar fate and was transformed into the nightmarish Pikaman. Seems as if all the Internets likes to do is plunder and pillage your pretty little childhood memories.
Contents
The Most Disturbing YouTube Clips Evar
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Spengbab: The Animated Series
Squedwad's Suicide
The Legend Of Spengbab
This can't end well...
Spernd Berp
Sporgblat Svenporks
Klaatuhbob Veratanectopants
Spingbob Skurrpleponce
Uh oh...
Splorgbleb rises from the depths.
Spenjellbob Gorbobosh
Splortbab Squatpeeps
Spunkbab Spleenpops
Spangebawb Bawbspangepants
Scrambeb Snarepass
Spengblood Slagpints
Spugalbob Zubabapants
Splooshbab Weepypontz
Spengabarba Squardapoots
Speengblar Sklabohapints
Spengbib Simpipants
Spegngjbloh Squerepuntsd
Spengcrap Peniscockpants
Skankbob Dildobutts
Spenglorb Blorpsplash
Spengbab IRL.
Getting a cameo role in The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
Call the Anti-Defamation League, we gotta problem.
Sometimes Spengbab has a great set of tits...
Call me Ishmael.
As if it wasn't bad enough, now he's on crack.
Is Spengbab Battletoads?
The end of Spengbab's penis is called an "aglet". Its purpose is sinister.
Daddy? Is that you?
Mommy? Is that you too?
Spengabrbalb got home from a night out with the boys.
After the Bikini Bottom axe massacre.
No, dammit, you're doing it wrong!
Still doing it wrong...
Will you stop doing it wrong already?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE KIDS, SPENGBAB?!
Run like Hell and don't look back!
Without even trying...
Don't worry, it's just the Internet.
"Cereal" my ass.
"No. Excuse me. I am looking for some pussy and some cunt and some butthole."
"Ah Loves Deh RC Cola"
Spengbab makes his television debut.
Could it really get any worse than this?
And finally, Spongepuke Shitmypants.
Schplurnfelb is offended by your poor hygiene.
Niggerbob wants your girlfriend and yo weed.
Spengbab in his final form
Spengbab by Cannibal Cartoonist
See also
- Mershed Perderder
- Morbid Krabs
- Nod Flenders
- Pikaman
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Woll Smoth
- Uncle Dolan - Newfags' equivalent.
External links
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Spengbab is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
 Spengbab is part of a series on Creepypasta [Scared?]
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