Cheeky Nando's
Cheeky Nando's is yet another attempt in a long line of failures for cultureless, ignorant Americucks to try and grasp the subtle intricacies of superior British culture. As all true Britfags know, a cheeky Nando's (particularly when one is accompanied by 'the lads') is a cornerstone of British culture, a source of tremendous national pride and a cause of much high quality banter that will never be known to their overweight, gun-toting cousins from across the pond. This does not stop Amerilards trying vainly to understand, however.
It all started last Thursday on Tumblr, when this happened...
In the ensuing confusion, all the rainbow-haired, legbearded Tumblrinas completely forgot about their busy day ahead, filled sweaty schlick sessions over pictures of Benetton Crinklecrack and worrying about what personal pronouns they were going to use that week, to desperately attempt to figure out exactly what the fuck a 'Cheeky Nando's' is.
Cheeky Gallery[edit]
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The Cheeky Nando's starter pack.
It's a serious offense.
It doesn't get any cheekier than a tattoo of the Nando's logo permanently scarred into your buttock. Top bantz, m8.
U WOT M8? Nando's are so cheeky they won't even give you a discount for it? Cheeky fuckin kunts, m8.
'Cheeky Nando's'.
The Promised Land.
Top Milibanter.
Oi oi!
Even the furfags are getting involved now.
Cheeky nan doze.
The lads, always up for a cheeky Nando's.
Well, they do love chicken.
When Nando's gets too cheeky.
Ron is a ledge.
Jacko used to love a cheeky Nandos.
After a wild one slaying orcs with his Gondorian bezzies, Boromir's well up for a cheeky Nandos.
The Aussies get involved.
Bear Grylls goes for a cheeky Nando's.
A nightmare vision of the future.
Sir William H. Wonka, Esq. is not impressed.
Cheeky Vids[edit]
Posh boy, Example and ginger hobbit, Ed Sheeran, singing about their love for a cheeky Nando's
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External Links[edit]
- Nando's accused of being too cheeky on Twitter after flirting with female customer
- 21 Historic Lads Going For A Cheeky Nando's
- 9 reasons Nando's is amazing and must never be stopped
- Cheeky Nando's on TOW
See Also[edit]
- KFC - Not nearly as cheeky as Nando's, m8.
- Maccers - No where fuckin' near the level of banter.
- Chavs - The main clientele of Nando's.
- U WOT M8
- 6 BONG
- Britain
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