Dorian Thorn
| —Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick. | ||
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (AKA Matt Thompson AKA Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:
- fucking his sister (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief");
- sucking off a dog and a horse;
- running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings;
- getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings;
- jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent
Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss (more than once), he removed his own dick because it was full of AIDs and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.
Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on 
tumblr 
(archive) called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?
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| —Imagine this fucker's life. | ||
Sucking hundreds of cocks.
How transgressive Dorian. How clever!
Sharing his cell # as well as his asshole.
Dorian loved showing off his asshole even when he still had a dick.
More people recognize him by his asshole than his face anyway.
HE FUCKING LOVES BANANAS
And his mother
More people have seen his dick than his face.
Story of his life.
Who is Claudia?
Pretentious cunt.
Unaware there's a new ED.
Totally not on the Internet anymore.
Kid-friendly.
Oh, don't do that Dorian, you'll ruin your life.
Dude gave himself a chode.
Whining about his lack of dick on his deviantART
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Sucking dick.
Loving cum.
Getting assfucked.
Boring idiot.
A cunt with nothing to say, pretends to be being ironic about being uninteresting.
Cover up! you shameless cretin.
Mmmmmm Does anyone know what he did with that thing once he'd cut it off?
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See Also[edit]
External links[edit]
- Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry
- Dorian explaining why he removed his dick
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His Twitter! No dick so of course he's a libtard -
His MySpace page -
His facebook profile, drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence! -
His JewTube Channel Give all his vids a dislike rating!! - Dorian's alleged girlfriend claims he still has his dick (no evidence)
Dorian's Porn Videos[edit]
- Jerking off
- Shitting on a plate
- Shitting while jerking off
- Fucking his sister
Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!
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