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The purest specimen ever captured. WARNING: Will rape and eat you alive, with a side of watermelon
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A teenage Obama in college after being caught smoking weed, proving that all niggers are criminals by nature.
Magnets proven 100% effective at luring hordes of niggers
Every nigger's kryptonite
Just like the movie King Kong, real life monkeys don't let go of white girls in their grasp


   
 
Books are a nigger's kryptonite
 

 
 

—Chris Rock

Rooting from the extreme environments of Nigeria, Niggers (scientific name: Simia africanus, the Black Monkey) are a muscular, extremely violent and cerebrally underdeveloped species of Apes devolved from gorillas and orangutans (not bonobos/chimpanzees, higher life forms). They are the "Missing Link" in Evolutionary Biology as the more retarded simian cousins to the Neanderthal ancestors of our higher species Homo Sapiens. Niggers, in contrast to Neanderthals, were unable to develop the IQ required for civilization due to lack of evolutionary incentives from their native environment; in fact, premature exposure to Human Civilization overloads their cerebral cortexes resulting in instinctive violence, this is known as a chimp out or a "Nigger Moment". This is why a specimen of Great Apes, when subjected to the stress demanded by a Human-dominated environment, degenerates into the highly dangerous form that it has today known as the Nigger (example: what happened to Harambe). Niggers are poor, retarded, so ugly that even animal lovers don't want to fuck them, and worse, they smell like a mixture of wild animal fur and a decayed old mop full of shit even after taking a shower. Having spent the last million years in the African jungle throwing spears at each other and swinging on vines, niggers are predisposed to crime and antisocial behavior due to their biology and (de)evolution. Their introduction into peaceful white society has led to them becoming an invasive species.

Environments where a Human can observe how wild Niggers interact with Nature include Africa, KFC, the Projects and your local Zoo. Today, wild Niggers astray in Human environments are known to capture Human females and drag them back to their hives for breeding, though it is possible for a Human to condition the Nigger to temporarily conform to Human values via specialized social rehabilitation techniques. For a heart-warming end to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives via their instinctive mating ritual of smearing each other with their pheromone-filled excrement. For this reason, zookeepers and professional veterinarians commonly mistake wild niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and fully revert to their monkey appearance.

The diet of a nigger consists primarily of shit, fried chicken, watermelons, Kool-Aid, malt liquor, Cocaine, more shit, Human females, and welfare checks covered in shit; all proven by science to have zero contents of nutrients necessary for Human brain development. If starving however the nigger is 100% likely to resort to cannibalism and eat their fellow closest monkey or niglet nearby. Ebola-chan was God's punishment to niggers for eating each other alive. Niggers, due to their mental disability to comprehend abstract Human values such as ethics, respect and the Rule of Law, will almost always resort to their simian instincts, then driving around raping white women and throwing their own shit at other niggers, similar to their tree-dwelling monkey predecessors. Because of the prevalence of violence in nigger territory, 9 out of 10 wild niggers are at risk of being captured by Animal Control and subjected to Euthanasia before the age of three. Niggers also almost constantly make noise about raping Humans and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

Nigger women are the more dangerous of the species. They also happen to be stupid, poor, ugly, and smelly, but most of all, they are fat obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, nigras, sheboons or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public, at ridiculous volumes. Nigger women, when challenged, show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to "handle yo ass." They are considered to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entirety of the animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will instead mate with other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (which is where AIDS come from. Both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes, at least until the superiorly built Human Race arrived). Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused by the colour and stench of severe diarrhea.

Another characteristic of them is how they process and translate the English language into a complete abomination to be more comprehensible for their diminished cortexes: Ebonics. For an example of Ebonics, try provoking the aforementioned Negroid sheboon into aggression.

All niggers, especially wild niggers, are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken and some White hoes to share amongst their tribe. No upstanding white folks should ever have contact with a group of niggers. If you are a white person who has had contact with a nigger - wait, who are we kidding? Niggers don't know how to read anyways. If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint assimilate you and transform you into one of them. Luckily, the nigger taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.


   
 
Blacks hate the word nigger so much that they can be heard blasting the word out of their car stereos at insane decibals but will cry discrimination if someone else attempts to use it.
 

 
 

—Any person who isn't an apologist


Etymology[edit]

Tristanus Buratus the nigger comedian

In historical linguistics, "Nigger" in fact HAD NEVER BEEN an offensive word because it is a direct derivative of the Latin word "Niger/Nigra" a neutral term that simply meant Black. (For example, Romans pronounced anything that was black as "nigger," and in neurology, there is a part of the brain, in the limbic system, of a dark-colored organ containing stem cells for neural development, named the "substantia nigra." Now you know why there are no black people in brain surgery despite the fact that it is literally Latin for "black substance" no offense whatsoever). When Latin's descendants, the Spanish, ruled the world at least 100 years ago this evolved into the term "Negro," again meaning black plain and simple, and then Renaissance-era biologists using Latin to sound pretentious, such as Carolus Linneaus, while naming new and specific species, coined the term Nigger to refer to Black-coloured apes specifically with absolutely no intention of being offensive whatsoever. The term caught on and was originally a positive friendly term at least 100 years ago (read Mark Twain books and E.S. Nigger Brown Stand). This old usage was a technical term approved by the scientific community to refer to black-colored Hominidae Great Apes such as Gorillas and Chimps.

Then because of Liberalism, it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. First, Abe Lincoln set loose the apes. This was widely regarded as a bad move and has made a lot of humans upset. However, the apes weren't grateful: they were butthurt about losing their rightful place in the world. Due to said butthurt, they decided that all the old terms for their kind were suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use "Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their victim complex and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of liberal guilt.

With the spelling altered to "Nigga" due to ebonics linguistic requirements, and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it is now considered friendly term among blacks, and a verbal request to be murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific term "Thug" or "Gangsta" refers to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people.

We don't make racist stereotypes up, this came from a 1930s cookbook

But let's cut the bullshit and get down to the facts here, people. Due to linguistic evolution "Nigger" has become a referrence to anybody of any skin color these days, but let's face it... it is more commonly used to reference a piece of shit black "person" who spends all his time standing on the street corner drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and figuring out how to kill you and take your stuff.

Alternative terms[edit]

Common street niggers.

Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about don't mind hearing:

African-Americans, Afro-Americans, Apes, Aunt Jemima, Antique farming equipment, Basketball-Americans, Beasts, Blackies, Black, Blackfellas, Bluegums, Boys, Bonobos, Baboons, Buckwheats, Chimpanzees, Chimps, Colored people, Coons, Cotton pickers, Chocolate people, Dindus, Dindunuffins, Darkies, Dawgs, Gator bait, Gangstas, Gorillas, Gibbons, Groids, Homies, Jigaboos, Jive talkers, Jungle bunnies, Jungle monkeys, Jailhouse rockers, Kaffirs, Knee-Grow, Mammies, Monkeys, Moolies, Moors, Mud people, My knee grows, Murder monkeys, Mooncrickets, Muthafuckahs, Mud monsters, My men, Nappy heads, Negros, Negroids, Niggas, Nigs, Niggahs, Niggers, Nig-nogs, Nig-nigs, Nog-nogs, Nigras, Nigaboos, Orangutans, Oreos, People of colors, Pickaninnies, Pavement apes, Porch monkeys, Rape Apes, Sambos, Schwartzes, Schvoogies, Sharecroppers, Shines, Shooters, Shitskins, Shitbeasts, Slaves, Spades, Spearchuckers, Spooks, Shit-skins, Spades, Spooks, Tar people, Tar monsters, Tar babies, Tarbeasts, Tokens, Tree Climbers, Uncle Tom, Welfare monkeys, Welfare sloths, Welfare whores and Zebra riders.

Look Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg HERE for many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

Remember kids: a half-nigger is called an OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like Obama.

Outside America[edit]

"Nigger" is a term seldom heard in the wasteland that exists outside the shining shores of America, because while America is the only nation to ever elect a nigger leader without vote rigging, the unwashed foreign hordes enjoy feeling superior to Americans while simultaneously oppressing their own niggers. Paradoxically, the unwashed foreign hordes use words like boy casually, sending stuck up, usually white, American nigger apologists into spasms of indignation. However, the close "relative" of the Nigger, the Sand Nigger, has made a comeback in Britain. The superior white South Africans also call them "kaffir", which is derived from the Arabic word kafir meaning infidel.

Sub-Groups[edit]

While characterized by high crime rates and low average intelligence, there has been small pockets of groups that are more intelligent and prosperous when compared to your average Negro.

Nigerian & Ghanaian Americans[edit]

Due to the intense screening of the American Immigration Process, West Africans tend to bring the smartest of their kind into the country. Children of these immigrants are well represented in top universities all across the country and have a culture focused on education and learning. The immigrants themselves are extremely hard-working and believe in a stable Nuclear family structure, giving opportunity for their children to succeed.

West Indian Americans[edit]

Immigrants from Caribbean countries to America are also well-educated, with a bit over a quarter of them owning a bachelor's degree. On average, they have a higher median income than white Americans, and over half of their population are in the working force. They are characterized for having a stable nuclear familial structure, unusual for the average Negro.

Igbo people[edit]

Rumored to have an average IQ at or slightly above the Ashkenazi Jew, and despite being a small minority in Nigeria's population they are over represented in political affairs and educational attainment. It is a well known fact that South Nigeria, the Igbo dominated area is vastly more developed and technologically advanced than Northern Nigeria, an area dominated by Muslim Negroes. Many Igbo's are moving to Europe and North America in hopes of finding success there, thus creating a brain drain in Nigeria where the smartest people in the region are moving.

History[edit]

Liberal race-denialists fail to acknowledge the Nigger's correct place in the evolutionary process.

The renowned biologist H.P. Lovecraft created this theory on the creation of the Ape:


   
 
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
 

 
 

We Humans have always been speculative of the origin of our own species, which is why we have been so interested in the Niggers, a species of ape that seems to imitate human behavior in one way but were more biologically and mentally simian in another, prompting a lot of theories on how the niggers, even though they were an obsolete form of primate and should have been extinct like Neanderthals, survived and therefore infesting Africa to this modern day. The Greek philosopher Aristotle proposed the theory of Natural Slavery in that some people, particularly those of low IQ such as niggers, were literally born to be slaves of their intellectually superior masters. The Ku Klux Klan believe they were invented by our very drunk God after having lost badly at a poker night with Buddha, Satan, and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed Arabs claim to worship in between camel buggering. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly shit pits in Africa to be used as slaves to make Humanity's lives easier and find a market for the watermelon, a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat. Another theory proposes that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutans pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the nigger and subsequently the dark brown color of the species and the overpowering body odour because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. In modern times, Evolutionary biologists have concluded that the Niggers were in fact, the remnants of Humanity's simian ancestors in Africa. The difference was, while Humanity migrated to temperate climates where we evolved our intellects to unprecedented levels of sophistication, Niggers chose to stay in the shit-laden jungles of Africa, sacrificing intelligence for their primary form of entertainment which is raping chimpanzees.

Nevertheless, whatever the theories on the survival of these obsolete prototypes of humanity are, Mankind recognized the threat of niggers raping everyone and breeding everywhere, and thus, we have waged war on the niggers for over 9000 years. Utilizing our superior technology, Humanity defeated nigger-kind and exploited its innate retardation and physical strength for the purpose of servitude, just like how Aristotle predicted. The Nigger was excellent specimen to become Humanity's automata; like a Pavlovian-conditioned dog, the Nigger can imitate human behavior as long as you reinforce it with rewards such as food. As long as you feed them fried chicken, watermelon, and the occasional White Trash prostitute then they will perform all the menial unskilled labor you need, therefore allowing you, the Human, free time to pursue Education, the betterment of one's own mental faculties, a concept niggers and their small cerebral cortexes can never comprehend. For example, Ancient Rome, where the Romans knew niggers were so stupid they could enslave them by putting them in shiny chains and pretend they're "IMMA GUTZ SOME BLING MUTHAFUCKAS". Thus, Romans were free to pursue the intellectual arts such as philosophy, while niggers were content in their purpose as slaves because of rewards like free food and Latina whores.

After an entire Millennium of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy butthurt liberals (Abraham Lincoln) and accidentally freed niggers (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million niggers dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon. However, this robbed the Nigger of its purpose as an automaton. As Jean-Paul Sartre said, "Mankind is condemned to be free," and this applies to niggers more than any species of man. Niggers now have to fend for themselves, and in such status, who will feed them free chicken and watermelon? Who will teach them how to be human and how to behave like a human? Will they ever hope to fuck a White hoe ever again? And so, in the nihilism of being condemned to be Free, condemned to become a Decent Human Being, they reverted back to the instincts of their African ancestry, as untamed, violent, merciless animals.

Sometime in the late 20th century, the niggers renamed themselves as niggas, in a vain attempt to shed their truly shitty history. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their new-found freedom for constructive purposes such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big...

Niggers in ancient times[edit]

Look at dem monkey, bra

Liberals proposed the theory known as "WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT" to claim that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to write complex hieroglyphics or mummify something. Or conceive Mathematical Geometry which is necessary for construction of a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian drivers licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.) In fact, there's a whole religion dedicated to the idea that the ancient Hebrews were actually black, for whatever reason they want to be that. Just tell them any group of people or a specific person who ever did anything useful or left their mark on human existence was a nigger, even though it's not true. They'll start chattering with their absurdly big lips in excitement. Whatever happened in the past, it's the fault and the problem of everyone with the same skin color who did who did it, as long as it wasn't them. Then it's time to start getting butthurt and making pathetic excuses.

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the nigger's knowledge and invented math. Nobody ever 'splained to the niggas that knowledge is not a physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowin' how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

The Vikings called niggers "the blue men" because in their silly hurdy-gurdy language the words for "blue" and "black" were all fucked up. Some niggers even journeyed with the Vikings (taking easily to the Viking career options of pillager, raider, rapist and thug) and took Viking wives (who were likely pale skinned, blue eyed and blonde haired, showing that even back then, niggers "loved dem' white wimminz").

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates back in the day... Well, okay that probably ain't too unrealistic once you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords and knives, gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, it's not too surprising there, g'noewatimsayun?

Characteristics[edit]

Features clearly visible

The Nigger is the long sought-after "missing link" between man and ape. They are characterized by their over-sized lips, tight-curled hair, and their love for fried chikins, watermelons, purple drank, large asses, jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay.

The female version of this species of sub-human is the Nigress, or "She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely, impossibly over-sized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood, Tamqueesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, etc), and their 6 inch long fake nails.

Niggers tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call bling, and cover their cars with them. They think this makes them special, but, in fact, it just makes them moar gay and retarded.

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In case you needed proof about the proclivity of Blacks and crime. Everyone wanted in an Ohio Money laundering scheme
 

 
 


The Nigger Rehash[edit]

This is when a nigger repeats everything you have just said in, what sounds like, a sarcastic way.

For instance, if you were a cop and said, "Put up your hand's boy, you're under arrest" the nigger in question would repeat everything you said earlier in a manner that sounds confrontational and aggressive, such as, "Oh, this mother fucker thinks he can arrest me. Says stick up my hands. Who dis nigger think he is? Officer law dog? Here, I stick up my dick and you can duck it"

Some language experts have theorized that since blacks have smaller and slower brains than whites, this is nothing merely but an attempt by them to understand what was said, because as blacks think more visually and are goal oriented, language confuses them so what they are doing is repeating what was said, in such a way that hides their thinking, so that they can have enough time to understand what was said.

For the arresting officer at hand, this is what it appears to be, resisting arrest and the nigger should be killed on sight.

Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken[edit]

Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of drool and total faggotry.

Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed by trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken, and bling because it stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers are by their very nature hunter-scavengers. They didn't grow anything, they didn't raise anything, they didn't cook anything, and they didn't build anything. They've spent the last entire millennium before captivity foraging for food on the jungle floor, if not cannibalism and literally eating each others' flesh.

The primary component of the Nigger diet in da Muddaland was ripened and rotting fruit. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival - easy to digest, and rich in water and carbohydrates it took very little energy to digest and assimilate.

Niggers today are still "Hard Wired" to get all excited over brightly colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA - and will invariably make a bee-line to the fruit punch and grape drank fountains in the cafeteria thinking they've hit the jackpot!

Don't be fooled - Niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they were a 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action isn't going to change a damn thing!

Types of Niggers[edit]

  • Wannabe Nig: Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a "transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms.
  • The 1/8 Nigger Or Black Enough: In the deep south and in states like Louisiana during the era of eugenics, racism and hate, or 10 minutes ago, where the relative of Auntymamma is a real thing and your housekeeper Mammy just might be your Mommy lawmakers decided to mathematically define what constituted a black person. If your great-grandparents were a mixed race couple, that would make you 1/8 black or simply black in the eyes of the law and that meant the back of the bus. If you were 1/8 black and married what the law considered white, you'd still be a nigger in the eyes of the law but your children would be 1/64 black or legally white.
  • The Educated Nigger: Said to exist, just like Bigfoot but no one has ever seen either.
  • Quadroon: A racial cocktail, consisting of one part nigger, one part Mexican and one part fat white trash. Shake well and incarcerate.
  • The Nig, aka the Oreo Cookie: The Nig is essentially a nigger pretending to act civilized in order to rape your children (See Drake). Obongo hisself is the most well-known Nig currently alive.
  • The Negro: The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of the nigger species. They share a fetish for fried chicken (most likely KFC because of the 11 herbs and spices) and purple drank (a fruit juice-cough medicine concoction, boiled sweets optional). Their attire includes clothes that are 10 sizes too big, fake gold chains, converse sneakers, flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its disgusting, and custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq. Some niggers also are known to have dey dreds so deyz be lookz coolz n sheeit. These objects are not only retarded but filthy and disease-ridden. If you see a nigger with dreadlocks walking toward you, prepare your anus.
  • The Double Nigger: The Double Nigger makes up about 85% of crime in the U.S., as well as 99% of all gangs . They're known for making JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger have been immortalized in Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
  • The Niggest: The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a continent known for its AIDS, and ass-backward society. Their skin is so black, that the only way you could possibly see them after dark would be if they showed their teeth, but by then, it will be too late. This is the main cause of the spread of AIDS in Africa, as it is in the nigger's (especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to rape anything that moves.

Communication[edit]


Since all niggers are too retarded to learn proper English, they are practically impossible to understand. Their "language" is in fact the epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for "acting" because its just too much mental effort moving the tongue to the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound. Sometimes the nigger is simply too derro to learn proper English. Example: "hello my name is jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets me names jamie c, respectaz or ill pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" Typical nigger's burns consist of putting random words together. Examples include "yo ol' burnt skittle lookin azz" or "poptart frostin' bald head." After the niggers burn on each other every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then start shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger standing will then take all the drugs in epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz.

Not to be confused with English, for whites, Engrish, for Asians, El English, for Mexicans, Nigger Speak is it's own form of language, containing many profanities and numerous nonsense/useless slang words in a single sentence. On the internet, this stupidity is magnified at least 100 times and usually leaves all other races in a wtf moment. Unlike 13375p34k, where the words have minor purpose, Nigger Speak has no use whatsoever and is the Nigger's way of getting back at the white man. The normal conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something like this "Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor" "Omkfc, ikr"

See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native habitat:


   
 
Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor, Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!


 


 
 

—Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah

Racial science[edit]

Guess the "meat and fruit"
D'Lemonz shows off his pride on CNN

A brief, though multi-faceted encyclopedia entry on niggers was featured in the Swedish Nordic Family Encyclopedia Book, given out in 1913, which recounts the following:


   
 
"The most important physical characteristics, by which these true niggers be separated from other ethnicities, art the following: 1) the strong prognathism of the cranium with a width index of 70-74 and abnormal thickness, which allows the nigger to endure blows, which unconditionally would crush a normal European skull /.../ 6) slender legs and wide, flat feet, with the big toe shaped almost like a "griptoe" and the flat heel protruding backwards. In mental respect, the nigger can be commonly said to stand at a child's standpoint with, as a rule, feeble aptitude and lively fantasy. He is happy and unconcerned, although occasionally ostensibly serious; he lacks power and endurance, commits to inspiration/impulses of the moment and swiftly altering moods and is very sensitive with a distinctive sense for the comical. He is furthermore in possession of a rich inner life, can sometimes showcase distinctive friendliness, but acts, as a rule, shyly, leery and with a lack of any trace of mercy and compassion."
 

 
 

A Nigger consuming his breakfast

Famous Niggers[edit]

Silly little nigger

Look, there are 35 million niggers in the United States alone. Every level of government has a shitload of programs to help advance them in society, as does every company that does business with any one of those governments, every college and university, every professional sports team, and just about every enterprise with over three employees (and not just limited to shoe shine stands). But nearly every one of the 35 million niggers is either in jail, doing something that will land them in jail, fucking up the place they live in, wasting thousands of dollars that Whitey spends to educate them, suing their employer for 'scrimmination, applying for government benefits, sellin' drugz, or some other worthless/antisocial pursuit. The ones in college are mostly majoring in Black Studies, which mainly fills their nappy, limited-capacity heads with stories of 500 years of slavery at the hands of the white man. This qualifies them to sue the people that hire them, to lobby for reparations, and to work for the release of every nigga in every prison everywhere.

In spite of this thoroughgoing worthlessness, a few niggers manage to rise above the slime at the bottom of the cesspool and become known in the world of humans. All of them are listed below. Less than a hundred famous niggers out of a population of 35 million, and that's stretchin' it. These few heroes done threw off their chains an' BECOME somebody!

Culture and Lih-trih-chur[edit]

08:58:03 <Leonidas> weev: Black culture is a result of affirmative action, segregation and poverty.
08:58:07 <weev> no
08:58:10 <weev> black culture is a result of NIGGERS

Don't kid yourself, retard. Niggers are too fucking stupid to come up with anything resembling culture, and the only thing they can write, ever, is the word "motherfucker", preferably on the side of your house. Niggers have shown us only one example of anything resembling culture: in LA, there is a nigger club called the Crips. They're fucking dumb. So are their butt buddies, the Bloods. Any and all black "culture" was wiped out by 200 years of slavery, leaving freed niggers to choose between acting white or drinking 40z in after rape/murder sessions.

Breeding Habits[edit]

Nuvola
Moar info: YGGR.
Their race can only have one winner
WELL DEM HAVTA LEARN SUMTIME AND DA SOONA DA BETTA!
Nigger milk

As part of the efforts to keep the nigger population under control, as well as reducing the need to buy riot gear and import watermelons from foreign sources, niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in Atlanta during Spring Break. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do any other law. The act of niggers engaging in sexual reproduction with humans is classified as bestiality.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shit load of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle - years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers hate mating with their own kind since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to rape her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support. If the said negro belongs to a hive, the nigger captures the woman and forcibly drags her to the hive for breeding.

Niggers fornicate heavily all year round. "Fornicating" to a nigger means raping respectable white women, fucking a dog in the ass instead of another nigger, or falling for a female's mating ritual. Niggers caught fucking a she-nig are cast out by their tribe of home-boys for breaking with tradition and being wack.

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers simply go to other countries to spawn with humans and return with Nigger/humanoid hybrids. Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward is the product of one such case...his daddy was a nigger who enlisted in the army for free college and healthcare, and his momma a South Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves except another nigger, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest paid member of the most famous team in the NFL (Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little Chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.

Natural Enemies[edit]

Introducing the nigger's natural predator, the Red Neck. One of the best means of controlling this pest's population.

Although the nigger seems like a powerful foe, it has many natural predators. In addition to child support, the most powerful apex predators who actively hunt niggers are the Police, also known as "pigs", "blue devils", "the Man", "Animal control" or "Da po'- leece" in Ebonics. Cops are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they are racist but because 99.9 percent of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers. To a cop, trying to bust a non-nigga for a crime like shooting at a barrel full of fish in hopes of nailing a duck. The "School-to-Prison Pipeline" fact states that 1 in 3 niggers won't finish college, but be sent from elementary school straight to Prison. Liberals think cops hate niggers because of conspiracy theories such as "racial profiling" and the "Prison-Industrial Complex" but these are mistaken. Cops hate niggers because whenever niggers play Rap Music, they shout FUCK DA POLICE and begin shooting cops. And cops, like any decent human being save for wiggers, are extremely allergic to hip hop.

Besides cops, another major predator of the nigger is the redneck. Niggers hate rednecks almost as much as rednecks hate niggers, although both have much in common. They're products of selective inbreeding, are significantly lacking in intelligence and common sense to an almost fatal level, listen to music that is offensive to the ears and damaging to the other senses, drink alcoholic concoctions that differ very little from urine, and practice poor hygiene almost as an art form.

Another natural predator is the KKK, although everybody agrees that when contrasting the KKK from rednecks is useless because truth be told, there ain't no fucking difference between the two groups at all. Every Klansman is a redneck and every redneck is a Klansman.

In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigga is often its own natural enemy. If a nigga is actually guilty of doing harm to other niggas, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggas refuse all aid to the cops who are trying to end their oppression. This nigga "don't snitch" policy has two beneficial effects: First, it lets the perp keep shootin', stealin' and dealin' crack, which pushes the nigga community ever downward into the muck. And second, the absence of nigga prosecution witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate shitloads of niggas regardless of their guilt; this has the effect of greatly reducing the number of niggas on our streets and in the breeding population. And that's a good thing.

The Nigra Civil Rights Movement[edit]

Above: What this boils down to. (Get a job, sparkling wiggles!)

Despite the niggas being freed by whitey, there was still tons of racism, 'especially in the American South following the end of the Civil War. Groups of Confederate soldiers, still seething in butthurt rage after taking a much-deserved ass-whooping from their Northern masters, didn't want their former pieces of property to get away too easily.

In a way, nobody can entirely blame them; who else could cope with losing valuable human working machines that were forced to pick their cotton and perform hard labor without pay? So the KKK was established, and the Jim Crow laws started taking place. Anyway, niggers were lynched in the 1800's and early 1900s because they are well hung.

An important part of the Civil Rights movement was the NAACP, an organization famously started by white people, then taken over by the niggs. The original meaning of "NAACP," forged during the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and 1960s, was "Niggers Ain't Acting like Colored People." There was too many lulz in it, so Sambo changed it.

Black History Mumf[edit]

A nigger in the process of masturbation

In 1976, a bunch of niggaz decided to set aside a mumf (month, in Standard English) to demonstrate to the world that Africans and peoples of African descent had contributed to the advance of history. Knowing that there actually were no such contributions and that nobody would be interested if there were, the niggas chose February, the shortest, coldest, and most miserable month of the year.

Now, every February, schools, libraries and other governmental offices put up displays purporting to honor nigga contributions. The actual contributions of the race, (to brutal sports, popular music with filthy lyrics, and criminality of all sorts), are taboo, of course. So well-meaning white folk show off a few niggas who assisted Caucasian do-gooders in freeing the Nigga from slavery (BIG fucking mistake, Whitey!), the guy who invented the traffic light, the handful of niggas who knew how to write books, and a few other made-up stories about nigga accomplishments. For 28 days, school kids and others laugh at the pathetic nature of the race, and at the end of the mumf, everything is put away for another year.

Niggers try to Ban their own name[edit]

On July 9th, 2007, a bunch of niggers at NAACP thought that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcasted, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own name because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy. Even more, if niggers were to successfully ban the word nigger and no-one used it, they would instantly lose 30% of the lyrics in all rap music. Who would they say they were playing cards with if they can't play cards with their niggers? Who would they buy their dope from if they ain't buying it from a nigger? Who the hell would be their neighbors if they aren't living next to niggers? They whine and cry about the word nigger but the blacks are the ones using it the most. To put this in perspective, Mexicans find the word spic offensive but they don't call each other spic. Jews find the word Kike offensive yet The Beastie Boys have yet to produce a song titled All My Kikes and there has never been a rap group named KWA or KIKES WITH ATTITUDE. The Chinese don't call each other Chink. The French don't call each other frog. The Japanese don't call each other Japs. The Indians don't call each other dotheads. Italians don't refer to each other as dago, guinea wop, greaseball goombah. The reason nigger remains a part of the popular lexicon is because niggers keep calling niggers - niggers.

By July 10th, the famous n-word done return from the dead, an fasten itself onto peeps like Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle, an so forth. Dat muthafucka sho be hard to kill!

Confronting a Nigger[edit]

How to deal with niglets

When confronting a nigger in everyday society while unarmed, it is best that you contact your nearest Skinhead or law enforcement official. If you are armed, it is best you shoot them on sight and immediately proceed to curbstomp the fuck out of them as a safety precaution. (see Edward Norton for tips on how to best handle a nigger) If unarmed, your only hope is to scream "OH LAWDZ IS DAT SUM CHIKUN?!" and use the distraction to avoid raep. Interacting with a nigger is highly discouraged as it is more than likely you will be immediately raep'd, robbed and/or transferred HIV/AIDS.



How To Keep Your Nigger In Check[edit]

Surviving a nigger attack[edit]

After obtaining a pure white virgin drunk, the wild negro moves in for the kill

It is difficult to understand the mind of nigger nontheless some guidelines are that a nigger will attack a man if they are startled, need money, or if direct eye contact is made although they have been known to attack without provokation whatsoever this is why it is imperitive to never relax around blacks and always be prepared with a loaded gun, preferably an automatic rifle to handle group attacks.

The nigger is an animal and thus has no concept of honor or no faculties of reason, the nigger will mostly understand one thing- force. Since niggers cannot be reasoned with at all it is pointless to try, think of niggers as aggressive packs of wolves or hyenas and base your mentality around this. Niggers are cowards and will disperse once the first shots are fired, but it is important that shots are fired as niggers lack the sentience to understand legal concepts such as the right to self-defence, they only understand seeing blood and death clearly in front of them. Remember this in your confrontations. And remember that like hyenas or wolves a niggers life is not worth an awful lot so do not hesitate even if the situation is ambigious. It is not worth taking the risk especially with the volatile and unpredictable nature of the nigger.

Total avoidance is the most preferable strategy. Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid! Also remember that a niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack even though you think you are a safe distance away. However, if that's not the case:

  • If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg Nigger Apology. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, watermelonz, rap music and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may thing you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold you arms high above your head. this will make you look like a much bigger to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.
  • If the nigger lunges at you, jump into water (niggers, though superior in land, are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa) run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him.
  • Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa.
  • Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has soap and water in it which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger he may change his mind or break off an attack; although he may become infuriated and enter a furious black rage.
  • Do NOT feed a nigger your change, no matter how much it begs. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down.
  • In short, just don't go to niggertown--why would you want to anyway? There's nothing there to do but dodge bullets and stand around, buy New York Yankee hats of various colors (or just some hat that says "New York" in big glittery letters, even if the place in question isn't anywhere New York, unless you're talking in galactic terms), and, to their credit, you're allowed to buy one stick of butter out of the box with pocket change. Anything that was nice that some dogooder tried to build has been mutilated and spraypainted or used as a spot for homeless women to give blowjobs for crack. If you do have to go there, it's probably to buy drugs, which is a bad idea. If that's your thing, whatever, but don't buy drugs from niggers unless you're out of options. They'll say you anything they can fit into a plastic bag and sit there and tell you "oh, you ain't had dis shit man" and it turns out to be the worst garbage scwag weed you've ever seen in your life, or some disgusting cocaine that's been stepped on twenty times. Don't ever give them money before you get what you wanted; just roll your money up and smoke that. Or go home and huff spray paint or wood glue or something.

Quotes[edit]

   
 
These Black Ones are the natives of countries in the South. As their countries are close to the sun, they are sun-scorched and become black. By nature they are retarded.


 


 
 

—Japanese scholar, 18th century

   
 
Promiscuous coalition of Men and Animals took place, wherefore the regions of Africa produce for us so many monsters.


 


 
 

—French savant Jean Bodin makes a terrible discovery

   
 
Coon, coon, black baboon

Brutal, worthless, thieving goon

Often high, thrives in jail

His welfare check is in the mail

Some 40 offsprings has been had

But none will ever call him "Dad"

And yet he hollers day to night

"I blames da cracka for muh pligyt

I'z him spreads trash all 'round muh shack

I'z him what makes me smoke dis crack

He push my kind to burn and loot

An sends de po-lice dat we shoot

But inch by inch we takin' hold,

Like when da white bread starts to mold

We'll overrun yo' homes and soon

Dey'll only be fit for de black baboon!"
 


 
 

—Author A. Wyatt Man, date unknown

   
 
It is said that when the black slave is sated, he fornicates; when he is hungry, he steals.


 


 
 

—Arab historian Al-Abshibi should chastise his slaves

   
 
When Negroes are accustomed to an overseer, and you dispense with the services of one, they must be exposed to a great deal of temptation, far more than they can resist. Education has not taught them the difference between right and wrong; at any rate, their ideas on the subject must be confused.


 


 
 

—Words to the wise master, Farmer's Register, 1837

   
 
As for the Zanj, they are people of black color, flat noses, kinky hair, and little understanding or intelligence.


 


 
 

—Arab geographer Al-Muqaddasi, 10th century

   
 
The Negroes... lead a beastly kind of life, being utterly destitute of all reason, of dexteritie of wit, and of all arts. Yea, they so behave themselves, as if they had continually lived in a Forrest among wilde beasts. They have great swarms of Harlots among them; whereupon a man may easily conjecture their manner of living.


 


 
 

—Leo Africanus, 15th century

   
 
All fucking niggers must fucking hang!


 


 
 

—Animal Mother speaks for the white people

   
 
Not as black as one is painted


 


 
 

—An idiom meaning "not as bad as one is said to be"

   
 
They are as shocking and horrible as devils with their iron faces and silver teeth.


 


 
 

Manchu official meeting a Nigra

   
 
Lawzy, we gots to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!


 


 
 

—Why you lying black slut!

   
 
Africa is directly under the equator and the heat there is extreme. Therefore, the natives are black coloured. They are uncivilized and vicious in nature.


 


 
 

—Japanese geography textbook

   
 
Their hair is burned by the sun and becomes frizzled but they are humans and not monkeys as some mistakenly think.


 


 
 

—A Japanese scholar's honest mistake

   
 
Deeply stained with dirt; soiled dirty, foul... having dark or deadly purposes, malignant; pertaining to or involving death, deadly; baneful, disastrous, sinister... full of anger or hatred... tragic, harrowing, disastrous... evil, iniquitous, atrocious, wicked


 


 
 

—The most common definitions of "black", Oxford English Dictionary

   
 
Like the crow among mankind are the Zanj for they are the worst of men and the most vicious of creatures in character and temperament.


 


 
 

—Arab polymath Al-Jahiz on blacks, 9th century

   
 
We know that the Zanj are the least intelligent and the least discerning of mankind, and the least capable of understanding the consequences of their actions.


 


 
 

—More constructive criticism by Al-Jahiz

   
 
I went down to de riber, I didn't mean to stay,

But dere I see so many galls, I couldn't get away.

Weel about and turn about and do jis so,

Eb'ry time I weel about and jump Jim Crow.
 


 
 

—The black man's anthem

   
 
A negro will always be a negro, carry him to Greenland, give him chalk, feed and manage him never so many ways.


 


 
 

—A common complaint even in the 17th century

   
 
Some believe that Negroes are, like ourselves, the sons of Adam and must, therefore, have like passions and wants and feelings and tempers in all respects. This we deny.


 


 
 

—Edgar Allan Poe keeps the black man down

   
 
Black men have no knowledge of God... they are very greedy eaters, and no less drinkers, and very swinish, and much addicted to uncleanliness.


 


 
 

—An early English traveler visits Africa, or possibly Peckham


Hobbies[edit]

Niglet preparing for its life of diabeetus
Mature specimen of the above
Well-dressed niggers lack their natural camouflage
Awwww look at them, they look so happy in their niggers tent
A wild niglet caught attempting basic mathematics.
  • Throwing their pitiful life away (Breaking News : niggers are purely instinct-driven)
  • Having no self-respect (niggers have no concept of shame)
  • Mental Retardation
  • Killing each other, and anything that moves
  • Attention Whores worse than a drag queen
  • Playing the race card (niggers top secret weapon, just look at the entirety of the Obama administration. )
  • Intimidating other animals
  • Loving their drugs and bling more than anything in this world(including wife and kids)
  • Pretending
  • Pretending having money (but you'd know better, unless you're a Retard.)
  • Even taking stupid photos of them with money in their mouths
  • Putting $7,000 sound systems in cars that only cost $300.
  • Dropping out of School in the 5th grade and saying that it's the white man's fault that they can't get a job or are 23 and facing their 3rd strike for murdering a conveniance store clerk.
  • Basketball and mind-numbing sports that require zero strategy (the only things they are not lazy about). Don't worry, every last person on the team playing a position that requires thinking or having some sort of instinct other than making rudimentary impulse-response judgment (point guards, quarterbacks, not to mention the coaches) will be white. If a nigger does manage to get into such a position, they suck ass at it.
  • Raping white wimminz (the other thing they are not lazy about)
  • Raping chimpanzees (which is why AIDS exist today)
  • Bragging about their massive cocks (Which they don't know how to use)
  • Hanging around Trees like their monkey predecessors
  • Hanging around Trees as your Christmas decor
  • Being so fucking loud at movie theaters and plays
  • Stealing from whitey
  • Re-enacting "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
  • Whining about The Man keeping them down
  • Driving expensive cars to the welfare office
  • Collecting welfare checks
  • Spending welfare checks on chicken and rims
  • Spending their welfare money on $3,000 purple capybara seat covers.
  • Eating KFC
  • Eating shit in Europe
  • Robbing local convenience stores
  • Stealing bikes
  • Having yard sales so all the white people they stole from can buy back their stuff
  • Being a useless waste of space in general
  • Getting beat up by the cops
  • Taking loads of crack
  • Ripping dumb whitey with 419 scams
  • Wasting precious carbon atoms
  • Being fucking useless
  • Pissing off Jesus
  • Starving to death
  • Fighting constant civil wars
  • Speeding up the desertification of North Africa with their Shitty farming practices.
  • Having babies in Africa for the purpose of Fucking them so they can get rid of the AIDS
  • SHOOPED, NIGGA
  • Shooting each other
  • Stealing Air Jordans (nigger shoes)
  • Joining gangs
  • Fighting Illegal Mexicans for control of the prisons.
  • Eating watermelinz
  • Becoming a whitey's bitch
  • Looking like shit
  • Not going to school
  • Sleeping in the streets
  • Eating shit
  • Spreading AIDS
  • Getting thrown to jail for no reason
  • Singing and clapping in church
  • Tricking the Human race into thinking that they are one of us
  • Performing drive-bys with an Uzi
  • Shitting on your porch
  • Being complete assholes
  • Winning first place in a Monkey beauty pageant
  • Stinking like shit
  • Being negative influences on dumb white kids, even dumber, poorer asian kids and Spics.
  • Convincing stupid English bitches that they were night fighters during WW2
  • Driving down the street and blasting shitty rap music out of their rusted out Cadillac/Chevy Caprice.
  • Using Ebonics in the presence of intelligent white people, then getting pissed off when asked what the fuck they said.
  • Performing some inane athletic activity like knocking a football out of the air or dunking a basketball. After doing this, the chest must be pounded repeatedly while jumping up and down. This will get you a three-second clip on ESPN while they play the intro music.
  • Tripping over their baggy pants as they run from the cops.
  • Being shit
  • Begging to be ass fucked by wearing their pants around their ankles

How to be a Nigger[edit]

Nuvola
Moar info: Wigger.
Cultural enrichment
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Black Lives Splatter
  • Make a retarded name for yourself
  • Shout "FUCK DA POLICE!!!" in public. Bonus points if there are actual cops nearby for the inevitable police brutality and therefore becoming an instant SJW martyr.
  • Say:"Fuck marriage counseling" (be a winner)
  • Say:" Fuck family counseling"
  • Be paranoid about everything (everyone is up to get you !) srsly.
  • Always play the victim ( Remember: you're a harmless little ape )
  • Be broke (have about 3000 child supports)but pretend to other people that you're ok
  • Get angry at Debt Collectors
  • Be a coward ( go after old or handicap people and shit)
  • Develop a Strong Sick Sense of Entitlement ( YOU YOU and YOU)
  • Avoid Personal Responsibility( a must)
  • Play Dumb ^
  • Make other people tolerate your bad behavior(if not just say: That's racist )
  • Be clueless
  • Develop an Inferiority Complex (look angry)
  • Manipulate the system (always)
  • Make excuses and blame everybody for your miserable life (always)
  • Be totally in denial
  • Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
  • Be sure to embody every stereotype in existence, then bitch about being stereotyped. This will make a bunch of liberal what hipster fucktards feel real sorry for you, and go out of their way to explain how they're not racist in a condescending way while drunk, even though they're completely intimidated by you and threatened by your presence. They'll be all buddy-buddy with you, although they'd never trust you in a second to do more than clean their toilet.
  • Spay-ell dem wudz incorrectly every time. Not artistically or creatively, like Dr. Seuss or someone (which would be the nigger's equivalent of reading Don Quixote), but just to show that u ass got dat swag and all dat shit, #somethindontnobodygivetwofucksabout. Don't forget to lament the fact that everybody treats you like you're stupid and how that's racist.
  • Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
  • Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear your cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
  • Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
  • When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
  • It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.
  • Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.
  • When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.
  • Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're a retard.
  • Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.
  • Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.
  • Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like "George Washington High" or "Thomas Jefferson High" are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: "Malcolm X High", "Rosa Parks Middle School", "Rodney King Elementary" and so on.
  • Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.
  • Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?
  • Negroes are very sexual (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything... men, women, children, dogs... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.
  • When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work... you're black, after all.
  • Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"
  • To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".
  • Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.
  • Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.
  • When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"
  • Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one nigger to hold each limb while one is raping her.
  • Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.
  • The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.
  • Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your funk.
  • When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer. They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.
  • Yell "Gibbe summa dat" and walk around with your hand out, palm up
  • Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're black.
  • As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes...um...Niggers should ignore warnings to evacuate cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes should always wait for the government to do everything for them.
  • Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.
  • For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.
  • Niggers should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug. When the police begin profiling the thug nigger, it should cry racism and police brutality.
  • When niggers are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should always lie and say, "he call me a nigger".
  • Shout "WE WUZ KANGZ'N SHIEEET"

As you can see, being a Nigger is hard work. How do those monkeys even manage?

Things Niggers Hate[edit]

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Other than the usual fried chicken, welfare checks, shiny rims and gold 'n bling, there are plenty of things that the general nigger hates. Such examples include:

  • Thinking
  • Nerds/Asians (niggers are severely allergic to IQ)
  • Books, seriously, they're kryptonite to niggers.
  • Creativity and Honesty. Alex Hailey, Author of Roots was succesfully sued by the white authors he plagiarized. Do we need to explain Rap music?
  • Faggots (cleans too much)
  • Personal Responsibility in HD (they REALLY HATE this shit)
  • Any work not related to Sports
  • Sobriety
  • Compassion for people (unless you're paying for their dinner)
  • A clean house
  • Education
  • Holding jobs
  • DA POOLEESE!
  • Courtrooms
  • Acting like civilized human beings
  • Classical music
  • FOX News
  • Sexual abstinence
  • A heart smart diet
  • Wearing condoms
  • Paying child support
  • Stormfront.org
  • Paying anything
  • Schooling
  • Cats
  • Personal hygiene
  • Not blaming whitey for everything wrong in their lives
  • You

Frequently Asked Questions About Black Folks[edit]

Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers.

The following should answer your questions


Trolling niggers[edit]

Evidence: the entire planet
Does what it says on the tin
Policies for a happier America
Refuse a black man his fried chickens at your own risk

Because of their inferior intellectual abilities, niggers are incredibly easy to troll, and in fact, they will chimpout and descend into a Nigger Moment even when you are not trolling them. Niggers, therefore, are an entire species of lolcows that outcompete Asspies in sheer number. Don't believe us? Just go to Kiketube and search "Hood Pranks", and you will know how extremely effortless it is for the average attention-whoring Kiketube faggot to cause epic lulz in the ghettoes.

  • Be a White or light-skinned person. THAT'S IT. LITERALLY. The fact that you have light skin is in itself a grave offence to their very existence, and will inevitably trigger PTSD involving "MUH SLAVERY" causing them to rampage and reenact Planet of the Apes, even if you aren't actually Caucasian (e.g. East Chink Japs, Gooks, Kikish, or as George Zimmerman proves, just some untanned Spic in your local suburbs). Watch out if you are female, though, because the butthurt niggers will definitely retaliate.
  • Smile and be satisfied with your life (they hate happiness and shit)--->
  • Hide all the phones
  • Tell them that work boots are not a fashion accessory
  • If you happen to live next to niggers (which means you're poor as fuck) make sure to keep your shit clean and put the American flag outside ,. ( they will hate you )
  • Just say "sorry, I am not into VIOLENCE" (they will hate you 100%)--->
  • Just go to them and say "excuse me sir..Do you have the money?( they're fucking poor with an attitude)
  • Just say the word Nigga in public, in your everyday discussions. Srsly. It works.
  • In the style of Mark Twain, use antiquated terms that sound like the word but have completely different meanings. Things such as niggardly (cheap) snigger (to laugh at someone's misfortune) niggling (annoying somebody) Jiggers (sand fleas) Chiggers (a certain type of mite of the family Trombiculidae) naggers (people who annoy you) swiggers (binge drinking) tigger (some faggot on Winnie the Pooh) trigger, digger, bigger and the like. Use them in completely normal, deadpan conversations, therefore niggling the nigger and triggering a Nigger Moment while everybody sniggers at the nigger's niggardly retardation.
  • Inform them that not Whites or Arabs enslaved Blacks, but sub-Saharan Africans enslaved other sub-Saharan Africans and then sold them to Europeans and/or Arabs.
  • Tell them that former Slaves from the USA who were deported to Liberia enslaved the indigenous black Bush people.
  • Inform them that the Ancient Egyptians, Sumerians and Phoenicians were Middle Easterners and not Blacks
  • Denied their slavery years (never happen)
  • Their standards of life in prison are 90% higher than those in the "free" Projects of Detroit; hey, in Prison, everything is free for niggers.
  • Act "gangsta" around them. Use their slang, wear their clothes and address them with "brother".
  • Say something, anything, against a black rights activist or a famous black person (niggers don't know the difference between the two things, anyway).
  • Remind them that Abraham Lincoln only used the slavery issue to gain political power; his real intention is to deport all blacks back to the jungles of Africa.
  • Remind them that they are all welfare whores.
  • Remind them that they all used to be slaves.
  • Ask them whether their master allowed them to talk to a white person.
  • Kindly remind them that you're not cotton.
  • Ask why you're not allowed to say "nigga". Repeatedly.
  • Offer them fried chicken.
  • Call the police. The nigger will act like he just raped a white, latin or asian girl, whether he did it recently or not.
  • Hand the nigger a piece of soap. Tell him he looks like he needs it.
  • Ask a nigger how to rap.
  • Ask if it plays basketball.
  • Talk like an intelligent person. Niggers hate intelligent persons, for obvious reasons.
  • "Trayvon Martin deserved it."
  • Inform them that "George Zimmerman" is of multiracial heritage and not white.
  • Show them this and that
  • Wear jet black glasses and walk with a cane through any up and coming black neighborhood at night while shouting: "MASSA?! Where is you?!" Bonus points if you can pull off acting deaf and wear a hoodie simultaneously.
  • Inform them that Uganda has a higher standard of living and knows NOT to eat da poo poo.
  • Run after them with a noose and a burning lighter. Niggers are like cavemen, they are deathly afraid of fires that they didn't cause.
  • Ask them if they know the difference between Dr. Seuss and Dr. Dre.
  • Walk up with a calculator and ask if they have a problem. Even if they (inevitably) don't get this one, it results in a guaranteed chimpout.
  • Ask them if they knew that James Earl Ray was actually Ray Charles.
  • Tell them the following phrase: "In all sincerity, you blacks stole from Vanilla Ice. That man invented rap while you were banging spoons on Home Depot buckets for pocket change... nigger."
  • Ask them if the Crips are mentally, or just physically retarded.
  • Ask them if they ever saw the movie Jaws, and if it scared them. If they say "No, it didn't", inform them that since they are black, water scares them more than sharks.
  • Kindly remind them that they look beautiful when decorating your Christmas Tree.
  • Talk Chimpanzee to them. With all the "hoo hoo hoo HOOOHA!!!HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!HAAAAA!!!HOOOOOO!!!!" and with the corresponding apelike gestures. Guaranteed to make your nigger respond in the Chimpanzee language it was naturally born into.
  • Say the Central Park Five had it coming and they did for committing the other violent crimes they were accused of.

Examples of people attempting to troll niggers by simply saying the N-word include YouTube Favicon.png this, YouTube Favicon.png this, and YouTube Favicon.png this (most notable for exposing how niggers cannot tell the phonetic difference between nigger and nickel). But always remember, every nigger has a gun! A bullet proof vest is mandatory when trolling them. Alternatively, just hold a melon hostage. And call the cops! Cops love nothing more than to catch a nigger with his pants down.

Videos[edit]


About the first video, yeah, that's a nigger cosplaying as a Burmese person.






Bunch of nigglets in a zoo call gorilla their daddy
The most ACCURATE cartoon evar!!!
The purpose of this video is to educate according to its author :-)
For maximum lulz turn this song on max, when you are around the closest ghetto

Visual Guide to Niggers[edit]

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Click here to view moar niggers from a safe distance


See Also[edit]

A nigger that was posted on Twitter
Black men's wet dream.
A Warning From History

Keep it alphabetized, niggers.

Nigger Palette-Swaps[edit]

REAL NIGGERS (SIMIA FAMILY):

  • Asian Multiniggers AKA Modern-day Filipinos, a mixture of Spaniards, Portuguese, the indigenous savages, Koreans, Arabs and a drop of Negro. Similar to Mexicans and Brazilians. They are the worst motorcyclists and computer coders in the world.
  • Boomerang Niggers AKA Aboriginals. They are the second most primitive animal on the planet after the pureblooded Negro and commit 99% of all the crime in Ausfailia.
  • Curry Niggers AKA Indians. They are the worst toilet-makers as they shit on their streets sooo much, they also make the worst food. These retards follow a shitty cult known as hInDUi'sm
  • Death Niggers AKA The Niggest. They- No word is needed, the ultimate negro is capable of destroying entire counties.
  • Flame Niggers AKA Ethiopians. They live a scorched land with the worst temperatures ever known to mankind.
  • Ice Niggers AKA Inuit and Innu esp. Native Canadians and Alaskans. They are still in the stone age like their timber and prairie nigger counterparts.
  • Multiniggers AKA Brazilians, a third Port Nigger, a third Nigger and the last third Tribal Nigger. Never mind, they have Asian and Arab blood too. They have the worst obsession of soccer in the world and live in massive shitty smelly sweaty slums.
  • Mountain Niggers AKA Nepalese and other Himalayan natives, rare Curry Nigger subspecies. They are known for living in a retarded, earthquake-prone land.
  • Madagascar Niggers AKA Madagascans, Nigger-Shore Nigger hybrids.[1]. They are known for going apeshit over diseases.
  • Niggers AKA Africans, Basic Nigger stock, Sub-Saharan Africans. They are goatfuckers, baby fuckers, lunatics, witch doctors, radicals, Muslims, retards and shit-shooters. Either way, they live on the worst continent on Earth.
  • Niggas AKA North American Niggers. See the article above
  • NEE-groes, AKA Latinos esp. Ricans. They have a massive track record of OVER 9000 articles of illegal immigration, mafia and drug smuggling.
  • Negritos, AKA Western Indonesian Natives. See Aboriginal
  • Night Fighting Niggers Stupid ass English woman who bought into the Nigger lie that they were "Night Fighters", during WW2 and made half breeds with them.
  • Pyramid Niggers AKA Egyptians, a rare subspecies of the Sand Nigger. These fuckers wiped out the once-mighty Egyptian race with their sandnigger genes and converted everyone to Islam.
  • Prairie Niggers AKA Argentinians. They have the world's worst amounts of arsenic pollution.
  • Sand Niggers AKA esp. Arabs, but also Muslims and Middle Easterners (Turks, Kurds Iranians), Central Asians (Turkmens, Uzbeks,Tadjiks) and North Africans (Berbers,Tuareg) ISIS. If you want to see what sandniggers do, it's terrorism, goat fucking, suicide bombing, bashing their heads on the ground five times a fucking day, exterminating infidels and preaching their Dark Ages Cult, AKA: Islam.
  • Sea Niggers AKA Fake Southeastern Asians/Native Filipinos. The retarded natives of the Philippines. Most of them are now Asian Multiniggers so nothing can be said about them.
  • Swamp Niggers AKA Southeastern Asians. Poor as fuck retards living in the swamps and bogs of Southeast Asia. Their Buddhist extremeists are pwning the Rohingya Muslims.
  • Shore Niggers AKA Indonesians and Malaysians. They have been proven to be the worst airline pilots of all time (Lionair crash, missing Malaysian flights) and does not help the fact that they are Muslims.
  • Steppe Niggers AKA Turks. They are so fucking over reliant in the Jewnited States of Americunts.
  • Timber Niggers AKA Native Americans and Dumber Than A Nigger because Africans could make iron while Indians were still in the stone age

FALSE NIGGERS (HOMO SAPIENS):

  • Neutral Asian Niggers AKA Singaporean Chinese, Another type of False Negro that are similar but are not related to the true Neutral Niggers (Their true roots lie in China's South, making them China Rednecks). They love being so damn neutral, enforcing crazy laws and making Singapore the Switzerland of Asia. Note: Civilized Shore and Curry Niggers also live in Singapore. See Jews

ARYANS (HOMO SUPERIOR):

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