Cover your home in the mesh of a security net.
And yea, ye shall catch the errant miscreant with the net like the sea sailors of old, snaggin evil-gilled fish from the depths that would gladly feat on their eyes. And like those nets, this mesh is made from strong fibers... only it's fiber-optics and... uh... Jeez, I really backed myself into a corner with this seafaring metaphor, didn't I?