Christopher Cleary

Christopher Cleary
Nationality:	Americunt
High score	No kills, no injuries; didn't even bring a weapon to a school
Top 50?	N/A
Style	N/A
An Hero?	No

Chrristopher Cleary is a 27 year-old Denver, Colorado virgin with rage that threatened a mass shooting against women because he had no hole to put his wick in.

Doing the smart thing, he went right to Facebook to air his gripes on how no one will touch his misshapen pee-pee:

	“	All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000 not a bunch of hoes not money none of that. All I wanted was to be loved, yet no one cares about me I'm 27 years old and I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see	„
	—Christopher Cleary

Christopher was arrested for making terrorist threats where he is being held at Utah County Jail and his quest to lose his virginity was finally achieved that following night when an inmate named Maurice lovingly took it from him.

See Also

• Chris-Chan His long lost brother

• Sex What he wasn't getting

• Virgin Him

• Women It's all their fault

• Elliot Rodger His guru and spiritual leader

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