Cirno

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Cirno = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

Cirno is an Epic Lolcow One page alone is not enough... Persephone's logged conversations now have their own page!

Arming your daughter with cosplay gear, a computer, and nothing better to do? What could possibly go wrong?

On the internet, there exist horrible individuals of all stripes. Sluts, weeaboos, channers, YouTube Nobodies, and attention whores. Ever wondered what would happen if these 5 furies combined into one monstrosity of lulz? Cirno (Persephone Noel Langworthy IRL) is one such abomination. Drawing her name from a game that's GOTY material for sure, Persephone lives to pander to weeaboos, and really, anyone who would give her even modest attention. This story has the makings of a great movie: international romance, sociopathic killers, naked pictures, internet fame, and IRC trolls. Or maybe just a case for kids not having unsupervised internet access. On second thought, it's probably that.

	“	You know those things you hate about women? Manipulative whores using their body to get what they want? There's a 14 year old girl who's whoring herself out on the internet. The amount of complexes and disorders she has would make any therapist commit suicide.	„
	—oh boy

Letter from a Canadian Jail

Thug life

Sometime in late 2009 or early 2010, Persephone was slutting her way around the internet and stumbled upon one Kruse Wellwood. The two quickly struck up an internet relationship and were fast friends. The two dreamed of meeting IRL, despite a significant difference in both age and national residence status, but immigration and customs be damned, true love waits for no one. Fate works in mysterious ways, as it did on March 19, 2010, when Wellwood and fellow WoW nerd Cameron Moffat beat, raped, and suffocated 18 year-old Kimberly Proctor in their native shithole of British Columbia. Firm believers in the timeless commandment of "tell her once", the boys burned the body, and being hormonal pimplebeasts, bragged about their feats on World of Warcraft. The Canadian equivalent of the partyvan was quick on the scene. Canada's fascist regime quickly handed down a judgement that would make Chris Hansen smile, sentencing both Dick Kruse and Perry Cameron to life in prison, without the possibility of parole. A great judge of character, Persephone continued her relationship with Kruse through letters. Her parents remained unconcerned while she poured her heart out to a convicted Canadian murderer, who she tactfully described as "a big meany".

Persephone's first letter

Hi Kruse. It's Persephone. It's been awhile huh? Sorry for not contacting you earlier. I've been busy with school, fandubbing, ect. I don't really know what to say. I have straight A's in school and I have been working my butt off to be a good rolemodel! I help out at my club's shops (whatever) and I try my hardest all the time!  It's really really hard, but I'm not gunna give up. I'm 15 now and I feel like an adult. I've changed my typing style alot, as you can notice! And I feel great. I've been happier, and stuff like that... But I really miss you. 
I'm worried about you. Talix went onto your e-mail (he got your password) a few months ago after the police had contacted me... and he kinda was a huge meany. All he did was bash me and say that it was my fault, and he did it as you.  I later found out from Corrie that he was just trolling. 
In a few years I'll try to visit you. I know you probably don't care much for me anymore. But I still care a bunch about you. I understand that most of the affection you gave to me was a lie. Even the last time we had talked. But I still want to keep in contact with you and make sure you're ok. Don't do anything stupid anymore, ok? 
Also, I must say... you and Talix are nothing like each other. Talix is an immature, little idiot! Don't compair yourself to such scum, ok?  It's only to be nice~ Plus, he's been lying to us for what? A year? Argh, people like him make me mad! GWAHRHLADSHD!11 Talix' real name is "Taylor," and his parents are still alive. He's spoiled and gets anything he wants. That's all I know about his "true" self so far. 
Oh, I also got a hair cut. My hair is short now. It's pretty cute if you ask me.  I've been voice acting more than singing and I still have some trolls (mainly 90% of them left me alone.) I stopped typing with "eye." BLahblah, stuff like that. My life isn't really too interesting, so it's hard to explain. I have new friends in school, but I'm still pretty much a loner.  I've decided to not date/be in a comitted relationship intill I am 18 because of the idiot choices I've made!
Anyway, to put this to a conclusion. I miss you, I love you, and I hope you have a fun time wherever you are. I still think about you sometimes and miss you. I really wish you hadn't have done that... I'll await your reply. I'd like to hear about how it is there, what you do, and stuff like that. Also your handwriting is really hard to read.  Could you try not-cursive writing? 

GOOD BYE, MY DEAR FRIEND, I SHALL SEE YOU SOON. AHHLALALALAL. 

Love,
Persephone

Kruse's first reply

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[-+]Persephone's second letter

Of course I care still, stupid! ;_; Even if you're a big meany sometimes, and used to do bad things, I still love you. I AM mad at you for what you did, you stole someone's life, and you put yours on jepardy (? I dk how -- ARgh MY dog just made a mess of my rooM! FASD). I'm sorry it took so long, I needed time to think about stuff. I'm really mad at you that you left me and everyone else. I've cried alot because of that. But, I realised, that I still love you. I've tried to move on from that love, or pretend it was platonic love, but it won't go away. >.< You're a big idiot. Six years is alot of time, but you deserve it! D:< I'll wait for you, I'm 15 now so.. I'll be 21? That's a good age. Yeah? But don't make any plans; I know you still love Marry (sp?). Also, your printing is better for me to read than your cursive. I know cursive, but I'm bad at reading sloppy stuff. :3c Oh, I'm so mean. Don't worry, your printing and cursive are both adorable. 

I don't really care if you lied to me, I know people can change, I trust you. I love you too, ParaKruse idiot. =< I don't know what was wrong with Cameron. He seemed jealous or something. ~_~ Talix, eh. I will never come into contact with him /AGAIN/. I tried to get your cell address to send letters to you about... a few months ago? When you first got put up? And he actually had the nerve to say no and make me beg for it. He said if I wanted it I'd have to do naughty stuff to someone in rl and give pics. I was like "Wtf no" and just left it alone. My mom knows what you did, Kruse. :/ She knows like, everything. And she was freaked out at first. I don't think she'd want me to talk to you, since the police told her that you were going to target me next. Which I know is way wrong. I hope your mommy doesn't mind if we can continue to send letters this way, it may take along time but at least we can talk at all, right? And it's not dorky at all <3 I was so happy when I got this letter. ;_; Your mom is such a sweetie. Tell her thank you from me, If I ever get to meet you guys I need to buy her something to show her how sweet she is.

Ah, I finished the first trimester at my current school. :/ I passed with a 4.0. Surprisingly, in English I had a 106% (Yes, I went over 100%. :3c). My English is actually still pretty bad. I dk what this thing is ";" I asked my teacher, but she didn't know either. So I'm trying to figure out wtf it means. ;__; And I know I'm still a 'lil kid. I'm not trying to grow up, I'm trying my hardest to have the most fun I can in school so I can become a famous Voice Actress once I am an adult. I also got into the Leadership class. That means I'm one of the leaders of the school. ^///^ Out of 400 kids only 50 were chosen~ Yaay. I get to help out with the school. Awesome~

I don't really have alot of pictures that I look good in atm. On my youtube I have some videos. Just wait for real life when I come to visit someday. (Probably in a year or two, I'll ask your mommy about it. I don't want to get my mom, dad or anyone else involved in it, so I'll probably have to pretend like I'm going to an anime convention for a few days. :/ Seems like Romeo and Juliet... without the bad ending coughcough) Haha, I'm learning Japanese better. :) I wish you could see my new videos, I've been working really hard and they're getting better and better. Have you also noticed that it's been like... what? A year now that we've known each other? I've loved you all this time too. ;_; <3 heart heart (L)

Oh, my mom threatened to put me into Juvie because I yelled at her... But if it's that fun, then yay! The only thing is, three meals a day may not be enough for me... Whenever I get home from school I have like 2 meals before __ EAOFHSD,m Sorry, I like ran. I forgot I was cooking Ramen. ;_; And then my dog ran after me and started barking cause I was running. She's so adorable, you'd love her if you met her in real life. And wowww.. 175 pounds. Sooo much... Lol, you're so skinny. X3 I don't know what a "defined chest" is. But I guess it sounds cool. I can bench press 100 pounds~ Keke. I'm so awesome. /me flexes

oh, I remember when I was younger I'd go to church because they gave out coffee, hot chocolate, donuts, cookies, cake and sweets. I was never very religious, I was also afraid of Santa Clause to the point that even my daddy dressed up as Santa would make me cry. I told you, drugs are bad for you. Get high off of life instead! And you're not as broken anymore, you're becoming a respectable, young man. (L) Your birthday is coming up soon, would you like me to get you anything? I won't be able to give it to you though. :/ Not for a few years. I've been saving up my money though, I have 20$! I'm saving up for a new webcam so I can make more videos.

Ah, sounds like high school kids. How obnoxious. The kids at my school can be really annoying, but I get over it and just focus on me. I only been into one fight, which is really shocking.. >_< I haven't been in a fight in like... 8 years! Or wheneve I was in 3rd grade. :/ Just ignore them, don't talk to them. Think of them as trolls. You don't need them. Blah! D:< Hang out with the cool peoples. Six years, as I said, is a very good time. Corrie told me you'd be in for 25 and I was really scared. Be really good and actually learn, ok? If you don't I'll have to beat you up! D:< grrr! Just joking. (L)

I don't read alot. The school books I read make me cry. You should try Night by "Elie Wiesel." It was a really good book, it made me cry alot. It's about the holocaust too. It taught me a lesson, you should read it too. Also, read The 7 Habbits of Highly Effective Teens by Sean Covey. That book taught me alot. It made me realise I need to be a good girl now. I think you'll learn alot from both of those books. ^^

How adorable. I love you. Level 3 is really good, try to get to level 4! >:3 It's lonely at my house too. I don't really have a lot of friends, so I get sad alot. But it's ok, I'm happy because I have people I love. That's all I need. Keep on going, ok? 6 years is a long time for our teenage minds. But 22 is very young. :D ^^

You already are making me proud of you, Kruse. You've tooken this suprisingly well. I'm so happy. I trust you, I'll trust you. Just, please, don't do anything like this again... I love you and I don't want to see you in jail AGAIN. If so, I'll be really mad. Mad mad mad! D:< You already have a place in my heart. It's really hard to get you out of it too. I've loved you for so long. I don't really mind if you break my heart or anything like that. Just be well. I want you to be happy. I'll give you my happiness whenever you need it. (L)

They will be a common and regular thing. I got your mother's e-mail today, November 24, and I wrote back ASAP. I hope I get to talk to you once every few weeks. Your mother is really a good person. She loves you so much, you need to give her alot of loves when you see her next time. My mom would abandon me throuh a time like this. I wish I had a mommy like yours. She's an angel. ;_;

Don't be mad! Also, that drawing is really adorable. ;_; It's so dumb looking! I love it. <3 Draw me some more stuff, I want to see your wonderful artwork. Hehe~ I do believe you, I know you've changed... I don't mind if we get into fights, or stuff like that. Just care more about yourself, please. And, the only really thing that has changed about me is that I'm trying to become more mature in the writing sense and be nicer and more kind to others. When you talk to me in rl you'll see that I'm still the same Persephone. ^^ I'm hyper all the time and I never shut up... I feel like a nuisense to my friends. ;_; And thank you. You are one of a kind too, Kruse. I hope that my red string of fate is connected to your finger. /me blushes B-But.. anyway! I want you to be happy. Ahh~ I'm typing so much, I'll have to mail your mommy money to help pay for the printing costs and gas costs and everything like that. Waa!

It's ok, my life is pretty much controlable by me. I don't have alot of bad things happening. Excpet my support for free. You know I care much about you. I want you to be happy. Truly, sincerely. 

Life is how you make of it. :)

Ok, this is the hardest paragraph to write because I have like... 200 manga books in my bookshelf and I am going to go to buy more at Barns n' Nobels... I'll suggest my favorite ones for you! Ok... Ready? Go!
Inubaka; a book about a girl who loves dogs and she apparently can connect with dogs because she's a dog too? I don't know. It's adorable, makes me cry sometimes. ;_; So cute!
Fruits Bastket; it's a really good book. It's happy, sad, funny and makes me cry all at the same time. ^^
Tail of the Moon; it's kinda an old manga compaired to the other two, but it's hillarious and I love it. It may seem kinda stupid at first, but the story line is actually pretty awesome. Check it out! 
There we go, I hope those three are good enough for now. (L) I'll give you some more next letter. Talk to you soon!!

Love,
Persephone~ <3

P.S. Your writing is adorable. ;_; 


Ahh, ok. I got so busy that I wasn't able to write up the letter, but I'll  write up about my week and Christmas so far. My dad got me a new laptop that will be here Friday. It's Tuesday right now, the 21st of December. I'm so sorry I wasn't able to write to you. I haven't checked my e-mail yet today... So I don't know if you've went off to that new place for the 2 weeks. I hope I can catch you before that. I took some pictures and I'll send them to you in the next letter! So look up and be happy! I love you. ^^ Lately I've been a little depressed. I've been getting lonely to the point that I cry myself to sleep or I have horrible nightmares and wake up durring the night. It really hurts, but I'll get over it; I'm an adult. I really hope you're doing good over there, please don't do anything bad. So far I have pretty good grades, but I have a B+ in math which is pretty bad. @_@ But ah; oh well; It's Christmas! Yaay. What do you guys do on Christmas? Tell me how your Christmas is going to be like. Mine is obviously going to be with Brad (my stepdad)'s family which isn't my real family so it makes me feel really upset sometimes... BUt oh well; I'll get over it. 
I made new friends too; not in real life. They're really nice and cute. Marisa is really nice and she has a high voice like mine. Her's is more mature but it's still really cute. I've been singing more and I've been making friends who live closer to me. I hope you remember I moved here for you. ; ;
What did you get for Christmas? I'll tell you everything I know I'm getting so far... a new laptop, contacts, clothes, undies and a razor. That's probably all I'll get. 
I love you! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Sorry that the reply was so late... Even if they're late I'll always reply, ok? I love you! I'll type out the letters I wrote for you next letter. I've been so busy with lines and everything that I'm getting stressed out. I love you!
What should I get you for Christmas?

I read the letter your mom sent you! I hope you have fun in Bunbary, tell me how it is. Ok? I'm excited to hear back from you. :) Nadine also told me about how you've been doing sculpting and stuff like that. I can't wait to see the pictures, she said she would be taking some. I'm ecited. (L)
I called her Mom btw, too. :3c I'll show you her reaction next time. Kekeke!

Love, 
Persephone~ <3
P.S. Merry Christmas! I bet you're doing a lot of things in church right now, huh?

Kruse's second reply

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Records of their communication are not available after this point. That's probably because Kruse was transferred to an adult prison facility on January 23, 2012. Or maybe communication ended out of jealousy. After all, Kruse is now going to be living Persephone's dream of being the little schoolgirl for a long, long time.

	“	Shortly after arriving at the house, the boys struck, kicking and hitting Kim as they bound her hands and ankles. Kruse stuffed a sock in Kim’s mouth, which he then wrapped in duct tape. The two raped and beat Kim for hours until she died from suffocation. They mutilated her with a knife and stuffed refuse, including a four-inch-long lollipop stick, into her vagina and anus. They moved her body to a freezer in Kruse’s garage.	„
	—Maybe he was just misunderstood....

Coppin' N00dz

On the same forum where she met Kruse and friends....

If this is people's first reaction to you, it's time to rethink your entire life.

Ir should come as no surprise after reading this that Persephone Langworthy is manipulative and enjoys playing people, and really, has no conception of empathy for other individuals. Her main focus in all of her actions and relationships is to gain attention and favors from others. There's probably no place better for that than the internet where any hapless chan-tard could be seduced by their undying lust for loli. One savvy browser of 4chan's /jp/ turned the tables on Persephone and posted her nudes on said board. To be fair, it's the most action she'll probably ever get.

	“	She's got a system when it comes to someone paying attention to her. First, she's got a central guy, guy 1, the most important guy that she considers her boyfriend. Then, she's got guy 2, backup guy. She'll milk G1 dry for money and attention, while building up a relationship with G2. When G1 catches drift of her bullshit, or she gets increases her amounts of asinine she emits, she stirs up so much drama that she gets sympathy from G2 and all of her friends. She then cuts herself, making suicide attempts, etc., keeping G1 interested by guilt tripping. Then she goes to G2, swapping places with them. G2 then gets milked, and then she causes more drama to get more attention from all angles possible. When another guy comes in, another guy leaves.	„
	—If you don't believe this already, keep reading

What Cirno doesn't know (or doesn't care about) is that, as she was 14 when she handed them out, it's a felony to distribute nude photos of herself. Her parents have said that they "took care of this", but if they were even remotely competent, it probably wouldn't have happened in the first place, would it?

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Voice Acting Alliance

Though not as hard a G as Mr. Wellwood, Persephone doesn't give a fuck about the rules, as evidenced by her numerous conflicts with the staff of a site called Voice Acting Alliance. Being a place where talented voice actors gather to share and collaborate on their latest productions, usually being poorly made YouTube dubs of their favorite anime or My Little Pony garbage. It should come as no surprise that a needy person like Persephone would be drawn to a site like this. A lot. Like, 20 accounts a lot. Being an attention-craving, delusional whore, she no doubt violated a good majority of the site's rules at some point or another. Upon her banning, she made account after account, all banned in short order. Confused as to why breaking the rules might lead to a consequence, Persephone took it upon herself to track down someone who wasn't even a moderator anymore and bawww to them about her banning. The reply was as follows.

Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:52:53 -0500
Subject: About your recent VAA banning
From: Erica Mendez <enmendez4@gmail.com>
To: cirno984@hotmail.com


Hi, Persephone.

Tamtu got in touch with the current admins (which includes myself) about your concerns of being banned.

First off, I'm not sure how you figured that Tamtu was the one who had banned you. As he had mentioned to you before, he hasn't been a part of the forums for about a year now. The name of the VAA staff member who bans a particular member isn't even able to be viewed by regular forum members. So however many times you might have thought you saw him ban you... is incorrect on your part. 17 of the 20 times you've been banned have been accounted for by other staff members in our records. None of which was ever done by Tamtu.

And yes, we've account for you having been banned 20 times. And that's only the amount we were able to quickly find in a day or so between two of us. There could very well be more. When you've been banned multiple times for creating new accounts after having been banned for whatever initial reason... this is what we call ban evasion.

If you're honestly still unsure as to why you were banned.. well, the first few dozen times took place when you were still going by the name of Ayu on the forum. As you know, you were underage at the time, so in accordance to our rules, we banned you. Yet, even after that you created multiple accounts to avoid that ban, so we banned all of those accounts as well.

I believe when you were 14, we let you rejoin the forums. That's about the time when you joined as Chirno and we left you alone for awhile... until the incident with LadiesLoveItWhenISmile/DontWorryBeHappy joined and whole boatload of drama starring you unfolded on the VAA. That's when we had to step in a ban the whoever it was in your life that felt the need to reveal negative and personal information about you to the entire VAA community and also, you for being reason why the community was exposed to that. We have a lot of younger members on the VAA and we don't want them exposed to anything that may affect their emotional or physical health because as the people who run the community, we're the ones held responsible in the end.

Your most recent account, "Tsunjanai" was banned because of your previous offenses.

Whether or not you still think we're "arrogant and pigheaded" for not allowing you back on the forums is totally your call, but you've broken the rules far too many times throughout a span of 3 years and I'm sorry, but we won't be welcoming you back to the VAA based off your history. If you try to create any new accounts after this and we find out, you'll be banned again.

If you still wish to pursue online voice acting, I would suggest looking into the "Voice Acting Community" (VAC) or other communities that may be available to you.

Sincerely,
- Erica

If ban evasion wasn't enough, the only reason her ban evasion was even noticed usually was because of other offenses, like stealing other people's work.

	“	I didn't know it was commonplace to credit other people for using their work	„
	—A dumbshit

Here's just a few of her dozens of sockpuppets:

• Kittenbo
• Chirno
• tsunjanai
• Ayu

How does I cut self?

You're now no doubt aware of just how far Persephone will go to gain even a little bit of negative attention. Dating murderers, sending out naked photos, and just generally trying too hard. However, up to this point she's been missing what every angsty teenage girl needs to be an online star: cutting photos. Available here, you'll find that the fucking retard didn't even do it right.

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Persephone's excellent adventure

It's a trap!

DA HOMIEZ

In 2011, Persephone donned her Touhou cosplay and headed to Sakura-con, a large anime convention in Seattle, Washington. As would be fitting for any famous internet personality, Cirno carried with her a large entourage, consisting mainly of trannies, of course. No, srsly.

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Crook Force comes a'callin'

Yes. This is actually her dad.

Early in the Year of our Lord two thousand and twelve, Persephone caught the attention of the veteran lulzmongers of the Niggest Crook Force. While reviving the glory of past cleansings of the YehudTube by spamming DMCAs at prominent bronies, the humble folk of NCF were not content with merely ruining the day of horse rapists, NCF began a pogrom against the tight-knit and thin-skinned voice acting community. As you've read, voice acting is yet another autastic hugbox for the socially inept with a penchant for the Jap 'toons. While those bad enough to get down with the syndrome railed against the Niggest Crooks' shenanigans, those blessed with the Lord's grace turned their attention toward one budding voice actress by the name of DerpyDashVA(Deleted). DerpyDash had already been making videos and bulletins taunting the NCF, as well as mocking their feats through Skype. Quickly tying her to her previous accounts, it was not long before the Crooks stumbled upon a pastebin post, apparently left by an angry 4channner with a burning hatred towards Cirno. Reading through the chatlogs, the Force became concerned with recurring stories of abuse, neglect, and attempted suicide. Being responsible netizens, the saints of God sent a courteous email to her school's administration (viewable to the right), and also took it upon themselves to contact her parents.

The results of the latter paint a disturbing, yet unsurprising picture of just how Persephone came to be the way she is (the hasty denials and unbridled anger do little to quell concerns about claimed abuse, either):

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	“	You're so jealous of my daughter	„
	—No

	“	Do you know who the fuck I am? I will come and ruin your fucking life.	„
	—World's greatest dad

Persephone's friends

Nyanners

Not quite as bad to the bone
as Kruse Wellwood

Boy or girl?

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Nyanners (aka Taylor Terpstra) is the veritable weeb queen of YouTube. Producing hilarious readings of meme comics in a variety of comical voices, Nyanners is well on her way to a career in the booming field that is voice acting. Not one to shy away from expressing her feelings on the internet, Nyanners enjoys a number of pastimes including blogging about her dead relatives, complaining about the lack of understanding of her hobbies in her home, and, much like Persephone, regaling the public with tales of abusive parents. Probably another lie for attention, but it's not that difficult to see why emotions in these families might boil over into something like that. Fun fact: the only reason Persephone was targeted by trolls was because of her unwavering and attention-getting defense of Nyanners. So yeah, blame her.

LilyPichu

Sucky sucky

5 dorrah

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The age old adage "Voice like a catfight, ugly as puke. Who would ever marry a female gook?" rings true on the bloggernets today. Known Asian LilyPichu (Yuri Kim IRL) is another talented voice actress forming an unholy trinity of friendship with Nyanners and Persephone. An avid GURL GAYMUR, many of Lily's videos center around League of Legends, an RPG and favorite of Chinamen everywhere. Lily also makes dozens of wacky comic readings and song parodies, but most importantly, writes blogs whining about her parents not loving her. Maybe it's because they just can't accept her hobbies. Maybe it's because she's 20 and still living with them.

Quotes

“   You're a big meany sometimes, and used to do bad things   „     —Persephone on murderers     “   you stole someone's life, and you put yours on jepardy   „     —What is "Retarded?"     “   The school books I read make me cry. You should try Night by "Elie Wiesel." It was a really good book, it made me cry alot. It's about the holocaust too.   „     —     “   I made new friends too; not in real life. They're really nice and cute. Marisa is really nice and she has a high voice like mine. Her's is more mature but it's still really cute.   „     —Imaginary friends     “   06/07/2011 06:15:36 a.m. cirno Cirno she used to beat me until I had bruises all over my thighs, hips and lower back.   „     —Ass whuppin's     “   06/07/2011 06:15:45 a.m. cirno Cirno She also calls me named 06/07/2011 06:15:46 a.m. cirno Cirno names 06/07/2011 06:15:50 a.m. cirno Cirno and tells me I'm satan 06/07/2011 06:15:56 a.m. cirno Cirno and that god gave her a "fucked up" child   „     —God is a troll     “   06/07/2011 09:24:12 a.m. cirno Cirno My mother abused me, my dad was a drug addict, everyone at school hated me, I got molested, I had no friends, my mom blamed all of her problems on me, my mom and grandma fought all the time, my online friends hated me because I MADE MISTAKES on STUPID VIDEOS, I was moving through houses because we didn't have enough money, I wasn't eating correctly because WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, my mom was SELLING everything I had to GET HERSELF STUFF   „     —It's a hard-knock life     “   [3/20/2012 9:32:21 PM] Percy: Also, can you please stop fucking texting my phone? It takes money out of my account, lardo.   „         “   [12/27/2011 9:12:21 PM] ILM: Oh, ontop of that, if I wanted to be so "kawaii" then I'd have kept long hair. :/   „     —Yeah you were cute before. Previous Quote | Next Quote

Gallery

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  Yes, she actually went to prom like this.

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  Her mother moonlights as a working gal.

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External Links

• DerpyDashVA on YouTube Closed
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• Formspring
• Google+ Closed
• /jp/ retardation
• Moar /jp/ retardation
• Boyfriend's facebook
• Father's facebook
• The Persephone Langworthy Funpack
• Her new YouTube Closed
• Her Facebook Like Page
• Her new Facebook account Closed

See Also

• Whore
• Cosplay
• Touhou
• /jp/
• /a/
• NCF

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