Mars Defden
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What happens if you cross a moralfag that loves to use memes with an average loser? The answer is Darksidered992 Mars Defden, Twilight hater extraordinaire and who is ironically trying to save nuttymadam, doing it for lulzinternet humanitarianism. Mars is the owner of the site twilightsucks.com and at face value, it seems like a pretty cool thing she’s got going for some lulz. Unfortunately, like many newfags and moralfags, she and her autistic userbase do not understand the true nature of the lulz, and many are surprised that they haven’t started babbling about how lulz was actually created by the LightSide yet. She is anti-lulz incarnate and as you will soon see, she and her failed site will never understand lulz.
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The Nuttymadam3575 PayPal Scam[edit]
Nuttymadam3575, a well known fan girl of the Twilight trilogy made an epic video of herself crying about how she fucked up her life by spending all her cash on Twilight merchandise. While many were satisfied with the lulz that had been produced, one bitch with a serious case of troll's remorse started shitting bricks over the fact that her OL crush might have to go without an internet for over 9000 days. This, in her mind, was VERY serious business; and so she got in contact with Nuttymadam and joined forces to keep her crush from leaving the internets by starting a PayPal account [2]. What she failed to realize, was that epic lulz had already been sourced, and that she was inevitably going to bring massive amounts of moral faggotry to both the twilight haters and fans alike.
This coalition between the twitards and the anti-twilight communities resulted in a lulzy mix of remorseful haters and twitards kissing Nuttymadam's ass and has elevated Mars to a shining white knight status among both communities. Of course, to those who are not so naive to all this ass kissing, understand that this is an attempt to cover the cracks in the already shattered glass that a handful of anti-twilight fags have been trying for a while; which is to make a coalition between pussy trolls and twitards, and to separate themselves from fellow trolls who actually do it for the lulz. Make no mistake, NO lulz will ever come of this faggotry.
See, there's three kinds of people on the internet: trolls, Mars, and twitards. Mars thinks everyone can get along, and trolls just want to fuck your shit up all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your twitards, Chuck. And all the twitards want to do is shit all over literature! So, Mars may get mad at trolls once in a while, because Mars get's fucked by trolls. But trolls also fuck twitards, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the twitards, you know what you'd get? You'd get your trolls and your Mars all covered in shit!
Can’t we just stop all this hate for the lulz?
Fun Facts[edit]
- The fundraiser was made before anything had even happened to her financially.
- A fundraiser had already been started in 1977 for her. [3]
- Nutty's mum is going to put an axe through her door if she doesn't give back the laptop.
- M is for gluttony.
- With the impending loss of her job looming over her, she has decided to attened the September convention anyway, rather than get her money back or sell them for soup for when she's under the bridge. [4] [5] [6]
- Nuttymadam has stated that the evil eBaumsworld are responsible for all the anti-retardation sentiment.
- Both sides recognize that it is a waste of money, and that there are better and much more needy causes out there.
- ^ BUT FUCK THAT SHIT SHE NEEDS MERCHANDISE OLOLOLOLOL.
- Mars now goes by Emery Lafis, and its facebook is http://www.facebook.com/emerylafis.
- OH GOD IT STILL WANTS MONEY http://www.emerylafis.com/?page_id=394
Backpedal Time[edit]
After people started to question the underhanded activities of Nattymadam and Mars, and generally calling them out on their bullshit, Nuttymadam changed her annotations on 08/22/09 to say that she would be donating the cash to a charity of some actual worth. No details have come out on whether Mars is actually happy with this change of cash expenditure, as she is currently in hiding for looking like a total tit, or if the other people who have already contributed under false pretenses can withdraw their donations. Looks like eBaumsworld has exposed their scam and have proven themselves to be more honest than they are (which is saying a lot considering they are pure evil). Not that you will ever hear Nutty or Mars ever admit it because they are the good guys. A few weeks later Nutty made an update video entitled "You want the good news or the bad?" where after a month of acting like a fat attention whore, admitted that she mannaged to keep her job and then dramatically added some internet tough guy remarks to the "trolls", all of which were obviously from 4chan and not just YouTube users who think she was, and still is a stupid attention seeking cunt.
| —It will never learn | ||
Quotes[edit]
| —Mars after tellling everyone about how Nuttymadam gladly sucked the vaginal secretions out of Mars's underdeveloped pussy. | ||
| —Plenty fucking stupid, but definitely not savages. | ||
| —FIGHT THE RUIN. PRESERVE THE LULZ! | ||
| —Just a quick reminder of the twilightsucks.com banner, "We're in it for the lulz." | ||
| —ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO HELP IN THE MAKING OF AN EPIC FAIL? | ||
| —We | ||
| —Troll's remorse :'( | ||
| —JUMP, JUMP, JUMP! | ||
Conspiracies and Rumours[edit]
In the aftermath of the shit storm that was the Nutty scam, many conspiracies and rumours have been thought up about this drama.
Mars did it for the lulz[edit]
Mars was actually a troll (no shit Einstein) all along and that it was all meant to be newfag drama over her one dollar that she placed into the fund (ego, amirite). Unfortunately, if it was meant to be an ’epic trolling’ of newfags and twilight fans alike, very little lulz actually came of her participation in donation, as seen in the rest of this article, as most of the drama came from Nuttymadam’s last minute change in spending of the funds. So if she was just doing it for the lulz, it was a shit attempt. Of course, noone will ever know.
Will Nutty do the right thing?[edit]
Many are still speculating on whether Nutty will actually give any of the cash to charity, being that she is a greedy cunt. As of yet, the fundraiser is still going, and documented proof of her ’give to charity’ has yet to been revealed.
OMG SHES GOING TO KEEP IT[edit]
Orly.
God did all of this for the lulz[edit]
Some say this is God’s wrathfulness for her filthy idolizing of S.Meyer and her affront to common decency.
Mars Lives a Double Life[edit]
Ever since May 15, 2008, Mars Defden claims to have moved to Sweden. However, three checks of the domain information of TwilightSucks.com (http://www.who.is/whois/twilightsucks.com/ , http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/twilightsucks.com , and http://who.godaddy.com/WhoIs.aspx?domain=twilightsucks.com&prog_id=godaddy) reveal that she never moved to Sweden and was still there when TwilightSucks was made on May 31, 2008. Even worse, a reverse search email check still reveals she WAS NOT IN SWEDEN.
The following online profiles she has reveal that she was never in Sweden and that her true real name is Kelley Harold. Names are not that much of a deal on the internet, but in this case, it reveals Mars Defden is not who her asslickers think she is. There is even suspicion that Mars Defden isn't a hater of the Twilight series but in fact a diehard Twitard with duel personality syndrome and daddy issues.
- Friendster says, "STILL NOT IN SWEDEN!"
- Writer's Cafe says "STILL NOT IN FUCKING SWEDEN!"
- Even a domain check of a blank page Mars made says "STILL NOT IN FUCKING SWEDEN GODDAMNIT!"
If the maximum amount of money she needs for maintain the site is around 20$ a month, where could the mysterious 60$ remaining be? The answers?
- Drugs
- Getting developers to write a game that no one will care about.
- Drugs http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=10464
- Hate Propaganda
- Maintaining her husband's 22/7 MMORPG addiction.
Oddly enough, if you mention this section, they accuse you for using GoDaddy as an invalid source even though it's the host of Mars Defden's site. The address in the domain name checks for TwilightSucks are the billing addresses, which brings up two possibilities:
- Mars Defden really is in Florida.
- Mars Defden is having her parents pay for the shitty pseudo-hate site.
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Mars Defden is Toothpaste[edit]
Type in Kelley Harold in Google and you will discover that Mars owns a moped, works at a place called Robert's Feed, and that she works as a treasurer of that place. Now google the email address from the moped link and you will discover she set up a shop with the name of toothpaste. Turns out the asslicker writing an alternative version of her article is Mars Defden, too busy protecting her reputation.
This whore either needs to update all of her social networks or GTFO. It can also be said that this whore spends all her time slouched over her computer jacking off to Stephenie Meyer nudie pics she made in Photoshop. I smell an hero!
Gallery[edit]
Kiss your cash goodbye :3
This thing has dumped his load into her
That kid gonna get the raep!
External Links[edit]
- Follow Nutty's spending spree on Twitter
- Her website twilightsucks.com
- Her twilightsucks.com profile
- Her JewTube
- Another JewTube
- Her Myspace
- Her Deviantart
See Also[edit]
- Twilight
- TwilightSucks
- Nuttymadam3575
- DOING IT WRONG
- Anti-lulz
- Moralfag
- Internet Humanitarianism
- Bailout Plan
- Bottom feeder of the lulz
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