WolfAdvocate
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
WolfAdvocate, a.k.a HunterofNightmares (formerly CanisLupusSapien a.k.a.WrathofCanis) and currently WiseWolf87 is a catastrophically self-absorbed 21-year-old YouTube/deviantART eco-fag aspie librarian from Australia who claims to descend from French aristocracy. One of the staunchest defenders of furries and wolves, WolfAdvocate can be found on a number of furry and wolf related videos, using logic to combat the trolls. He usually frequents the channels of younger furries wolf-fanatics, such as 2whitetiger6, Hatedwerewolf, and any other pre-teen dumb shit willing to accept his protection. Because of this, he has since become a comparatively minor target of the Youtube furry war.
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Philosophy[edit]
Like most eco-fags WolfAdvocate tries to pass himself off as an enlightened educated intellectual who refuses to be swayed by modern society, and instead comes off as the deluded, misanthropic, self-indulgent buffoon he really is. Not unlike TheAmazingAtheist, he claims to be a peace-loving altruistic individual, but regularly shits himself when someone dares to disagree with him. Much like an emo or a religious fanatic, he thrives on the idea that he is persecuted for his beliefs, when in truth, he is persecuted because he acts like a dickhead; His typical strategy in debating consists on trying to incite people into arguments by calling names and using foul language, then stating lies as facts and then finally, when faced with unbiased truth, changes the subject. Despite claiming to do a bit of research before opening his mouth, he has been outwitted on numerous occasions, whipping out his facts only to be bitchslapped by anyone bearing the truth. This happened enough times for him to get butthurt and abandon his CanisLupusSapien channel entirely. History it seems has repeated itself, as his WolfAdvocate account was deserted on Wednesday 28th of October 08.
Spot all the contradictions and and win a cookie.
He was back two days later.
Textbook definition of dubious disclaimer.
YouTube Drama[edit]
Hatedwerewolf[edit]
Back in his CLS/WOC days, he showed himself to be a staunch defender/supporter of furries/otherkin.
| —WolfAdvocate revealing his mental state in talking about HatedWerewolf's videos |
He loved to indulge in RPGs and developed an attachment to Hatedwerewolf. WA deserves credit for freely admitting he is attracted to mentally deranged preteens, as evidenced by 
his own words on HatedWerewolf's channel. He apparently received a Children's Services Card from the police, allowing him to work with children and the mentally handicapped. One can only ask oneself if he's sure he understood the police correctly, as anyone reading his info or watching him speak could be forgiven for concluding that he is among the patients (indeed, there is 
evidence he is). He's not at all qualified to look after mentally handicapped children, as he has in the past, actively encouraged HatedWerewolf, as well as others, in their delusions:
| —luchaclone57, after having the audacity to question HatedWerewolf's lycan heritage. |
| —luchaclone57, upon being told by Wrathofcanis to "get a life". |
Wolf Protection[edit]
Although WA insisted on his (third) YouTube userpage to be an advocate of science and anything related to the conservation of wolves and other canines, he has been proven time without number to have no credentials to comment on wolves whatsoever. Not only does he lack a college education and (most importantly of all) first hand experience, every time he states a fact, it is easily disproved with just a keystroke and 30 seconds of research from the very sites he promotes. For someone who promotes "science" and supports research into wolves, WA has shown a remarkable level of intolerance to people who have themselves first hand experience with wolves. This is not just limited to rural people eking a living with what little they have to defend their property and families from marauding predators, but he is also stupid enough to think he knows better than actual scientists.
| —As you will see in later quotes, he constantly contradicts his own statement |
| —WolfAdvocate's thoughts on the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.... |
Basically, WolfAdvocate promotes a shift from realistic management of wolves by common sense employees regarding human safety and social impacts to a true pagan worship of wolves as "symbols of wilderness" and "keystone species" of undescribed benefit to an "ecosystem" by employees that are little more than zealots and flacks.
It was because of debating wolves and the "stress" of insulting people who shot predators in defense of property that he left his original CanisLupusSapien account.
Recently, in what can only be described as one of his exceptionally rare moments of self-reflection, WolfAdvocate removed a video entitled "Anti-WolfAdvocate", in which he basically tried to be funny by satirizing himself as a wolf-hater in front of a webcam. He was quick to remove it upon realizing just how (much more) stupid he looked and sounded (grinning like a pedo, and muttering like an autistic child). Sadly, he was not fast enough for at least one person to watch and comment on it. Somehow, one gets the feeling that the comment is not what WolfAdvocate had in mind..
deviantART[edit]
Since Apr 6, 2008, WA has decided to spread his pro-wolf message onto deviantART. His subtitle is "for a better future", though anyone reading his WrathofCanis comments would see how his ideal future would be one involving mass human genocide. So far (as far as art is concerned), he has produced absolutely NOTHING, due to the fact that he is a talentless hack. Instead, he has so far limited himself to using his userpage's comment page for propaganda purposes, and, like the bed wetting pussy he is, has blocked any criticism of the crap he provides. Strike that. His actual "art" link can be found here. So far, it is little better than his other account, as it is mostly composed of endless whining journal entries on wolves and his pathetic life, badly centered photographs, and (at best) mediocre poetry. He has removed several of these, coinciding exactly with the closure of his YouTube account. Coincidence?
Poetry[edit]
| —Why don't you practice what you preach in verses 1,2,3,4...ah fuck it, the whole piece of shit is hypocrisy. |
Galleries of Fail[edit]
Furries and Werewolves[edit]
CLS doesn't know shit about werewolves.
Typical CLS method of argument.
Some werewolves are real, some aren't. Need to keep an open mind!
Fuck you, you have no right to say werewolves don't exist!
Only WolfAdvocate would take this as a compliment...
Fuck you, I saw a Werewolf!!![edit]
Truly an epic facepalm moment....
Wolves[edit]
Typical CanisLupusSapiens' debating strategy when the empty statistics and second-hand quotations don't work...BAWWWWW!
Not very bright, is he?
WolfAdvocate being a gullible hypocrite.
WA, showing ignorance even on his native animals. Is he even aware that his precious dingoes were responsible for the extinction of the Tazzie Tiger in Mainland Australia?
Electricrown666 has had enough of WolfAdvocate's bullshit.
Electricrown666 spews more common sense.
Personal Stuff[edit]
An extremely rare and touching moment, when WolfAdvocate actually reflects upon himself.
He was back 14 hours later.
WolfAdvocate, withholding his whereabouts in one profile, and revealing it in great detail in another.
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Hate Art[edit]
Based on a
true story.
Natural selection
Even the wolves find him hard to swallow, as he is full of crap.
Batshit Quotes[edit]
| —WolfAdvocate, using all the wisdom and experience he can muster in giving advice to a woman expressing concern after wolves followed her children to school. | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
| —Not a misanthropist, I swear! | ||
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING[edit]
In the true manner of all mature adults WolfAdovcate has closed his YouTube account and both his pages on deviantART. Admittedly the new layout is far better than the old one.
The sensible approach, really.
And he was - mostly to tell the trolls to piss off. So much for "Learn to speak, learn to speak well."
See Also[edit]
- wwwarea, WolfAdvocate 2: Electric Boogaloo
External links[edit]
- CanisLupusSapien
- WrathofCanis
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- His current YouTube account, SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!!
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WolfAdvocate - Alternate account
- korouns_sanctuary@hotmail.com His e-mail
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